Alright hey guys. You all know me as a troll such and such. Pissing off people over the internet, making them laugh etc etc, doing retarded things. However I've seen most of you guys completely FAIL at trolling. And it's almost all the ones that attempt to and have had NO experience what so ever. Well, I'm going to post a mediocre, (hence I'm not really a good troll, people on 4chan are great trolls, however I am not due to because I'm not as experienced and whatever the hell I do isn't as funny as what they do. If you want to be a "good" troller, I recommend you listen to this guide then take a step further to 4chan, but I must warn you, it's the internet) easy troll guide for those who want to learn.
Alright. Here's how it goes.
Trolling isn't something you can just master in a day, it's something you have to be good at.
Examples of "not" good trollings are what most of you "trolls" thing is considered trolling. For example, and I'm not doing this to mean, I'm just helping you guys because you might run into a problem one day.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100907110739AADaR5U
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100906183500AAROY5e
And practically the rest posted on the site. I'll give you some goods and some bads. Alright first link, where Zman "trolled". I'm sorry but I didn't see anything as troll-lulzworthy on there. The fact that penusaur and "jizzmonkey" have been already laughed at in life, it's not that great. The second link is the same. Overusing XD was my thing, because I hated how the animefags/weeaboos just repetitively raped that. It's a joke, not something you do 30 times in a trolling session. The only thing funny I did see in YPrince's comment was the word "pance" only because rarely anybody uses it and because it's pretty lulzy to poop your pance. idk. HOWEVER, THIS DOES NOT MEAN CHANGING THE SPELLING OF A WORD WILL BE FUNNY. GOING "U ARE STOOPED" IS NOT FUNNY. NEVER WILL BE. Alright aside from that you guys need to learn a few rules.
1) NO emotion, at all. Don't show emotion on the internet, if you're a troll, you don't show emotion.
2) Neutral in any decision, or completely against a decision if it's only one-sided. For example, if you see a DBZfag arguing to a narutard, you stay neutral. However if you see a Narutard bitching on how Naruto is cool and shit, that's when it's one-sided and you are completely AGAINST it.
3) If you say random sexual terms just to make it sound funny, then you should rather be a fail horny comedian, rather than a troll. Most trolls don't go around posting the word penis more than 3 times in there paragraphs, unless its a SHITLOAD. Post things with funnier diction such as weiner or something stupid. and the occasional dick because it's funny too.
4) You should not curse at all if you are in an argument. You just tell the other person that he is either "raeging" "butthurt" or a "internet tough guy" (in circumstances where the guy claims to "kick you ass")
5) You MUST have a troll account. You have to be a shitload stupid to go on with a real account and troll somewhere. I've seen both Zman and Gman go on pokemoncardmaker with their real accounts and so you jeopardize any real "trolling" you could do on there, such as backing-up a troll when you are the troll. Stuff like that
6) When you notice the victim sparks an emotion, you go further. Don't stop and repeat the same thing, say something intellectual like "You only post XD to hide real emotions of yourself because you can't furthermore admit that my dick is literally in your earhole" IDK, I'm not a good troll, but it's not something like "HAHAH, YOU FUCKING CRIED YOU PUSSY ASS NIGGA BITCH". No, you just killed it and just gave the other guy an advantage.
7) Be original and creative. When I mean original I mean an old meme that people don't really use or know. Such as Chad Warden, nobody knew about him, well a FEW percentile knew but not a lot. Someone like "IHERDULIEKMUDKPZIS" is not funny, and thus you must have a Gameboy shoved into your asshole because nobody LIEKZ mudkips. Plus, we're in the 5th gen, not fucking 3rd. MrZema, is actually a GREAT example of a original yet creative. We lol'd at Mr.Zema's picture because he looked funny. Gman made him into a believable troll inside-meme.
8.) If you're going to post something, make sure it's actually funny and not some guys spazzing because his penis fell off or something. Something so ridiculous that no one would think of. Examples below
THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE IS THAT YOU CAN'T JUST "BECOME A TROLL". IT'S NOT POSSIBLE...AT ALL. AND ANOTHER THING, WHEN YOU TROLL, YOU DON'T ASK "DID I TROLL GOOD?". No, Idk if you trolled good. Do you think you trolled good? It's your opinion, not mine. However, when it gets out of hand and not funny, then I will barge in and go 'NOT FUNNY'.
Troll works that are good and not as obvious as most are, are these (yes I know they're all mine, but hey, it's a step further than what you guys are doing)
http://ph.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100904174827AAU2IdM
In this one, people actually took it seriously. In other ones, you might here a "that's stupid" or something. IDK, if a troll came up to mine and read it, they wouldn't know (IF the OH NOS and the Chaan with the derp icon wasn't there)
http://www.zeldauniverse.net/forums/zelda-theorizing/112467-super-mario-galaxy-and-link-crossover.html
This is a semi-good example. Except I was a bit too obvious. However it does fit the rules above.
Alright. Here's how it goes.
Trolling isn't something you can just master in a day, it's something you have to be good at.
Examples of "not" good trollings are what most of you "trolls" thing is considered trolling. For example, and I'm not doing this to mean, I'm just helping you guys because you might run into a problem one day.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100907110739AADaR5U
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100906183500AAROY5e
And practically the rest posted on the site. I'll give you some goods and some bads. Alright first link, where Zman "trolled". I'm sorry but I didn't see anything as troll-lulzworthy on there. The fact that penusaur and "jizzmonkey" have been already laughed at in life, it's not that great. The second link is the same. Overusing XD was my thing, because I hated how the animefags/weeaboos just repetitively raped that. It's a joke, not something you do 30 times in a trolling session. The only thing funny I did see in YPrince's comment was the word "pance" only because rarely anybody uses it and because it's pretty lulzy to poop your pance. idk. HOWEVER, THIS DOES NOT MEAN CHANGING THE SPELLING OF A WORD WILL BE FUNNY. GOING "U ARE STOOPED" IS NOT FUNNY. NEVER WILL BE. Alright aside from that you guys need to learn a few rules.
1) NO emotion, at all. Don't show emotion on the internet, if you're a troll, you don't show emotion.
2) Neutral in any decision, or completely against a decision if it's only one-sided. For example, if you see a DBZfag arguing to a narutard, you stay neutral. However if you see a Narutard bitching on how Naruto is cool and shit, that's when it's one-sided and you are completely AGAINST it.
3) If you say random sexual terms just to make it sound funny, then you should rather be a fail horny comedian, rather than a troll. Most trolls don't go around posting the word penis more than 3 times in there paragraphs, unless its a SHITLOAD. Post things with funnier diction such as weiner or something stupid. and the occasional dick because it's funny too.
4) You should not curse at all if you are in an argument. You just tell the other person that he is either "raeging" "butthurt" or a "internet tough guy" (in circumstances where the guy claims to "kick you ass")
5) You MUST have a troll account. You have to be a shitload stupid to go on with a real account and troll somewhere. I've seen both Zman and Gman go on pokemoncardmaker with their real accounts and so you jeopardize any real "trolling" you could do on there, such as backing-up a troll when you are the troll. Stuff like that
6) When you notice the victim sparks an emotion, you go further. Don't stop and repeat the same thing, say something intellectual like "You only post XD to hide real emotions of yourself because you can't furthermore admit that my dick is literally in your earhole" IDK, I'm not a good troll, but it's not something like "HAHAH, YOU FUCKING CRIED YOU PUSSY ASS NIGGA BITCH". No, you just killed it and just gave the other guy an advantage.
7) Be original and creative. When I mean original I mean an old meme that people don't really use or know. Such as Chad Warden, nobody knew about him, well a FEW percentile knew but not a lot. Someone like "IHERDULIEKMUDKPZIS" is not funny, and thus you must have a Gameboy shoved into your asshole because nobody LIEKZ mudkips. Plus, we're in the 5th gen, not fucking 3rd. MrZema, is actually a GREAT example of a original yet creative. We lol'd at Mr.Zema's picture because he looked funny. Gman made him into a believable troll inside-meme.
8.) If you're going to post something, make sure it's actually funny and not some guys spazzing because his penis fell off or something. Something so ridiculous that no one would think of. Examples below
THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE IS THAT YOU CAN'T JUST "BECOME A TROLL". IT'S NOT POSSIBLE...AT ALL. AND ANOTHER THING, WHEN YOU TROLL, YOU DON'T ASK "DID I TROLL GOOD?". No, Idk if you trolled good. Do you think you trolled good? It's your opinion, not mine. However, when it gets out of hand and not funny, then I will barge in and go 'NOT FUNNY'.
Troll works that are good and not as obvious as most are, are these (yes I know they're all mine, but hey, it's a step further than what you guys are doing)
http://ph.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100904174827AAU2IdM
In this one, people actually took it seriously. In other ones, you might here a "that's stupid" or something. IDK, if a troll came up to mine and read it, they wouldn't know (IF the OH NOS and the Chaan with the derp icon wasn't there)
http://www.zeldauniverse.net/forums/zelda-theorizing/112467-super-mario-galaxy-and-link-crossover.html
This is a semi-good example. Except I was a bit too obvious. However it does fit the rules above.
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