^i ban you because i havent banned anyone in a while

I ban you because your son

^i ban you cause father

I ban you for not believing in Pokegods.

I ban you because I'm allowed.

I ban you for banning me.

I ban you for not knowing you can't ban an admin

I ban you for knowing that I don't know I can't ban an admin.

I ban you for having a such a short name.

i ban you cause your sparky

I ban you because you can't spell "you're".

I ban you for advertising Yoshi Secks.

I ban you because i can't think of an idea.

I ban you because your sig may or may not be implying that Master Chief is better than Link.

I ban you for not knowing that Master Cheif is actually better than Link.

i ban you for liking pokemon

I ban you for not making a new sig

I ban you for not smoking cigs.

I ban you for liking Rebecca Black.

I ban you for being a slut.

I ban you for masturbating to a sex tape of Susan Boyle.

I ban you for fingering Lady Gaga's butthole.

I ban you for being gay and liking Star Trek.

I ban you because you ate my cookies.

I ban you for eating dildos for breakfast.