I ban u for not knowing i AM a Mod

I ban you for being Top Poster.

I ban you for being the person above me.

i ban you for bad pun

i ban you for liking lucario

I ban you for liking soccer and beating zman to 700 posts

i ban you for saying SOCCER and not saying FOOTBALL

i ban you for correcting me

i ban you for being corrected

i ban u for banning me

i ban you for trying to ban a mod

i ban u for being a mod

I ban you because I can.

I ban you for thinking you can ban Pik.

I ban you for being cocky

I ban you for saying cock.

I ban you for falling in my trap.

I ban you for no reason.

I ban you for major laughs and giggles.

I ban you for sucking at taking the bread out of the butter.

I ban you for eating poop.

I ban you for lying.

I ban you for being an adult.

I ban you for not respecting authority.

I ban you for being conformist and respecting authority.