I ban you for having vaginas for breakfast.

I ban you for being an alcoholic crackhead.

I ban you for lying.

I ban you for burning dog shit and rubbing it on your face.

Banned for banning another user who banned a banner who was banning people

Banned for saying banned so many times

Banned for banning repetitionz

Banned for not inviting me to your birthday party.

Banned for not being invited

Banned for not being future modcop

Banned for not making me future modcop

Banned for using Fluttershy in sig, not Pinkie Pie.
Cupcakes.

Banned for not liking touhou

You're banned for banning me.

Banned for being zman

Banned for cupcakes.

Banned for bad mic back in the days of Cave Story LP

banned for making a cave story LP

Banned for posting in this thread.

Banned for being like a boss

Banned for flying away now.

Banned for making an epic reference

Banned for being on Mars

Banned for being being /b/zilla.
(diducwutididthar?)

Banned for using MLP TF2 as your sig.