Official topic to post your Omegle topics! Just don't double post, if you have more than one convo then post it on the same comment. If it won't let you then you can double post.

What I said in Red is what I was thinking after they disconnected



Stranger: asl
You: 19 female Clubpenguin
Stranger: u down for msn sex? im m 18
You: im down for clubpenguinX
You: I'm in the pizza shop!
Stranger: u have msn?
Stranger: 4 later bb x
You: my clubpenguin is bluppenguin
Stranger: zedman99@hotmail.co.uk remember it 4 wen ur horny
You: what's yoru clubpenguin?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: just add me babe
You: i will only add you on clubpenguin
Stranger: x
You: and im a guy
Stranger: ok
Stranger: y write f then u nob
Stranger: female uno not just f
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
lol @ nob.


Stranger: Hey, I am Brazilian, I'm 14 years old, male
You: 19 female Poptropica
Stranger: oh, cool
Stranger: hello (:
Stranger: poptropica?
You: yes
You: poptropica
You: i show you a picture
You: http://poptropica.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/poptropicawallpaper2.jpg
Stranger: okay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Your soccer team LOST!

Stranger: Hello!
You: THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
FAGGOT

You: Hello?
You: asl
Stranger: Hola
Stranger: como estas, me llamo brogdur
Stranger: Y tu?
You: si, me llamo brogdur tambien
You: yo comiendo la hambuerguesas ayer
Stranger: Como estas
You: muy deliciosa
Stranger: Yo soy muy bueno
You: Yo soy muy peresozo
You: jajajaja
You: Niggers
Stranger: Jajaja
Stranger: Was good nigga
You: No habla ingles
You: Lo siento
You: Niggers
Stranger: Acabo de aprender español lol
You: Si
You: Yo hablo espanol en la casa
You: Con mi mama y papa
You: Mi mama tene cheqito pito
Stranger: Estoy philipeno y mi abuelo era español
You: Y mi papa es la dinosauria
You: HERRO
You: I LIEK THE EGGROL
Stranger: yo también
You: EGGROLL IS THE BEST
You: I MAKE THE DOG TOO
Stranger: Not really
Stranger: I like panset
You: No word such as panset boy
Stranger: I don't know how to spell it nigga
You: Learn english then stupid busboy
Stranger: I was born in the americas
You: South America doesn't count
You: How the hell do you even have internet?
You: You know what? I'm out /raegquit
You have disconnected.

You: Hi.

Stranger: hi

You: Do you sell
vacuums?

You: I'm looking for a special
kind of vacuum.

Stranger: yes

You: You put it on the roof of
your car, like while you're driving.

You: It's for catching ghosts,
you know?

You: Can you hook me
up?

Stranger: teri ma ka
bhoshda
You: Trolled.

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You: Hi, do you like
movies?

Stranger: yes

You: Let's talk about
movies.

Stranger: ok

You: Did you like it when Snape
killed Dumbledore at the end of Harry Potter and the Half Blood
Prince?

Stranger: have u seen
Avatar

You: Yeah.

You: Amazing movie.

Stranger: thjats


Stranger: thats my
fav

You: Haha.

Stranger: lol

You: Did you like it when Edward
asked Bella to marry him at the end of New Moon?

Stranger: i dont see new
moon

Thanks TBY, this is some funny stuff.

Stranger: 15m
You: NOW IT IS BEGINNING OF A GREAT ADVENTURE!!1111
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You: Area 6 start
You: Entering venom air defense
You: Everybody stay alert!
Stranger: ?
You: Space mines ahead!
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You: STAR
Stranger: hey!
Stranger: SUN
You: OPEN FIRE
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You: i love men
Stranger: mee too
You: k
Stranger: are you a girl or boy?
You: both
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You: HERRO
You: ASR???
Stranger: 25 m ny
You: OOOO
You: I R
You: 47/M/KORREA
You: I HAVE CAME TO THE OMEGLE
You: OMEGRE*
You: TO FIND ROVE
You: I NEED ROVE
Stranger: you are sooooo gay
You: MY ROVE I HAVE IS THIS ANIMU POSTRE
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Stranger: hi
You: how do i shot web
Stranger: idk
Stranger: y?
You: fuck u iwant to know how to shot fecking web
Stranger: nope idk and u 2
You: tlel me or i send virus
Stranger: nope
You: kk h/o 1 min
You: virus trime
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You: Don't even try...

Stranger: you mean "asl"

You: no, fgt...

Stranger: ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE!!!

You: I came rockets

Stranger: NO!!!! ITS ALL A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: Want some hot sticky fluids too?

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: im a faggot
You: Cool, me too.
Stanger: you want to piss in my mouth now dont you?
You: I did from the start. >:3
Your conversational Partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Are you girl who
like to chat on msn ?

You: Yes.

You: I am, actually.

Stranger: your msn
please

You:
imaguylol@hotmail.com

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: 23 f
You: I like long stubberling midnight walks from the bar to my car. I like laying in the bathtub, listening to jazz music, while we explore each other bodies like archaeologists looking for bones. Maybe we can even find...a T-Rex.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
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You: what your thinking- * ill just wait for this retard to disconnect...*
You: well i wont! not with out a fight!
You: or a hug....
You: hugs are equally as delightfull!
You: i thought you said you loved meeeee
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You: are you playing with your moobs....?
You: i bet you are
You: or you got your hand stuck under your moobs
You: and now you are perpetually stuck here... with mee
You: mwah ha ha ha ha!
You: how does it feel to be perpetually stuck with me!
You: like heaven i bet!
You: well after you find your hands way out of your moob fat, ill have some strong words for you!
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You: dont worry, im sure once you stop trying to reach that dorrito stuck between your right tit you will be home free
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You: ahhh! dots! what does this all mean!!
You: sorry?
You: for what!!
You: psst what are you typing...
You: is it for me? :>
You: oh i do enjoy surprisess!!
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