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Skochko
#26

on Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:36 pm

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linkodude43 wrote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say Hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: sooo......do you like Nintendo?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
That pretty much describes your social life. No?


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Linkodude43
#27

on Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:47 pm

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Skochko wrote:
linkodude43 wrote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say Hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: sooo......do you like Nintendo?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
That pretty much describes your social life. No?


No, I have friends :3, I was going around trolling people, and I thought of this forum, so I asked someone about nintendo, if they said yes I was going to make it awkward and stuff like that by saying certain things about certain characters in certain games (SSBB, Zelda, doaflip, and pause)

http://www.youtube.com/user/linkodude43
Marioking
#28

on Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:51 pm


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Really good trolling there, faggot. I'm sure that worked..

SRB1996
#29

on Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:49 am

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Marioking wrote:Really good trolling there, faggot. I'm sure that worked..

If you called him purple anything you would be such a Dooba.

Linkodude43
#30

on Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:17 am

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Marioking wrote:Really good trolling there, faggot. I'm sure that worked..

On another person, it actually did Smile Then they yelled at me for ruining their childhood Wink

http://www.youtube.com/user/linkodude43
Hydrocannon2727
#31

on Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:05 pm

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: A wild Pikachu has appeared!!
Stranger: Go Bulbasaur!
You: Pikachu used Volt Tackle!
You: Super Effective!
Stranger: Vine Whip
You: Pikachu used Dodge!
Stranger: That's not a Pokemon Move -_-
Stranger: Sleep Powder
You: A wild Charizard has appeared!
You: Charizard used Hyper Beam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're conversational partner has disconnected.

------------------------------------------------------------------

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hy a
You: Erro
Stranger: ASK
Stranger: *ASK
Stranger: *ASL
You: 19 F Kanto Region

You're conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey Smile asl
You: F 19 Kanto Region
Stranger: 19 m ireland Smile
You: I was originally from Ireland, but I moved to Kanto.
Stranger: really? that's awesome :p
You: Yep
You: I was a waitress but I moved
You: 'Cause I had bigger dreams
Stranger: and how did those dreams turn out? Smile
You: Pretty well.
You: You know what I am know?
Stranger: what? Smile
You: A POKEMON MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're conversational partner has disconnected.



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Skochko
#32

on Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:00 am

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^ Lol.
And Linko, stop being a lame faggot. A lame, purple, faggot.


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Crankeh
#33

on Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:25 am

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This one just made me laugh. This dude was so easy to fool. Razz

Stranger: hi
You: HI!
Stranger: how ARE YOU!?
Stranger: haha
You: asl
Stranger: 19 m uk, u?
You: 27 f hawaii
Stranger: niiice
Stranger: bets its awesome there
Stranger: so, how are u?
You: I just liek got a dog
Stranger: cool
Stranger: what type is it?
You: A golden retreiver, his name is Chuckles.
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: My name's Pedophile. you just got trolled bro
Stranger: my name is peter file Razz
You: Good one. :U
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

e: This one is even better.
Stranger: hey 18 horny male Wink looking for a female with msn or skype Wink
You: I heard on the street you sold vacuums
Stranger: u heard right
You: How much?
Stranger: 100 bucks per vacuum best deal on the planet good sir cash only
You: Here you go! -hands 100 dollars-
Stranger: -takes the 100 dollars and hands you a dyson vacuum
Stranger: there go nuts and clean
You: It's not for cleaning. It's for sucking up ghosts that Luigi's too scared to do.
Stranger: wait then you need something else
Stranger: -takes the dyson away-
Stranger: dyson wont work
Stranger: u need the ghostbuster 9000
Stranger: which is a lil extra
Stranger: like 10 bucks more
You: OK! -hands extra 10 bucks-
Stranger: -hands over the ghostbuster 9000-
You: HURR DURR -sucks up stranger-
Stranger: im not ghost
You: oh fuck
Stranger: it wont suck up real things only ghosts
Stranger: now shoo before the cops come and find my secret vacuum hide out
Stranger: pigs they are
You: Thanks for the vacuum, kind sir
You: Bye!
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Sacter
#34

on Sat Nov 26, 2011 8:35 am

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Lol, nice one Sgt. Crackers.

Bzilla & I do the video chats with Omegle (using Manycam to play movies & gifs of course).

For the following chats I used a Rainbow Dash gif. I voice chatted on these ones, I do a mean Rainbow Dash. Well actually, I made myself sound like a some wanna be black rapper. So imagine Rainbow Dash talking that!

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Stranger: *video of him doing - well what video omeglers do best* (this guy only typed responses)

You: Twi-light Sparkle! Long time no see man!

Stranger: ?

You: Oh sorry, you just look a lot like my unicorn friend.

Stranger: m or f?

You: Filly all-dee-way babeh! You a male?

Stranger: *rolles eyes and smile* yes, asl

You: ASL? Man, I don't speak deaf-people. I-I can't even make hand signals man, 'cuz man, I got hooves, man, you know whad I'm sayin'?

Stranger: Can I at least see the real you?

You: You lookin' at her, babeh!

Stranger: F*** you!

You: Don't mind if I do!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: *Two teenage boys.* (these two voice chatted back)

You: Yo 'sup man?

Stranger (Boy 1): OH, MY, GAWD.

You: You believe in Him too! I believe in Him and the Power of Love and-

Stranger (Boy 1): YOU HAVE GOT TO BE THE GAYEST GUY EVER

You: Man, my mane ain't stand for Pride man, it

Stranger (Boy 1): And listen to that faggot ass voice of yours!

You: Is it 'cuz I'm a culored indivivdual? *Bzilla says something in background* Yo, Shut UP Fluttershy! *Bzilla in bg: Actually, that was Apple Jack*

Stranger: (Boy 2 smiles) (Boy 1): Yo, F*** Off Faggot! With your stupid rainbow hair and anime-

You: How dare you call me gay when you havin' a sleep over with your boy friend!

Stranger: (Boy 2 laughs) (Boy 1 has an expression of shock & disgust): That's my brother!

You: So, you from Arkansas? (Boy 2 & Bzilla can be heard laughing)

Stranger: You are stupid & uneducated.

You: There aren't many schools in Cloudsdale and I would go back to school, but Cheerilee's a dam commie.

Stranger: Do you get any pussy at all?

You: All the time! Fluttershy let's her cats run all ovuh town man!

Stranger: FROM THE SIDE! YOU GET YOUR PUSSY FROM THE SIDE! *I try to talk some more, but I can't hear myself think with this guy yelling and his brother laughing in the bg* F*** YOU! F*** YOU! F*** YOU!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



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RandomConsomePanchi
#35

on Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:06 am

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That second one especially...

Idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg


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Sacter
#36

on Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:46 am

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Isn't it sad? I mean, it's like they didn't know they were being trolled! scratch

Crankeh
#37

on Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:34 am

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Ice Kirby
Ice Kirby
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 21 m looking for horny milf

You: you've found one

Stranger: rlly?

Stranger: asl

You: 22 female United states

Stranger: cool

Stranger: what state?

You: Michigan

You: full of fucking rednecks

Stranger: lol

Stranger: r u hot?

You: what's your definition of hot?

Stranger: idk

Stranger: how bout u show me a pic and ill tell u...

Stranger: Wink

You: sorry, I lost my camera the other day

You: I apologize

Stranger: Sad

You: I don't mean to disappoint

Stranger: its

Stranger: ok

Stranger: btw i didnt mean like dirty pics, do u have any normal pics just to see what u look like?

You: nope

You: I had to wipe my hard drive the other day

You: so all my data was erased

Stranger: Sad

Stranger: do u have fb?

You: I actually hate facebook.

You: I don't know why

You: I just do

Stranger: ok

Stranger: how bout u tell me what u look like?

You: Hmmm... well, I have Double D breasts, long flowing hair, and a nice figure.

Stranger: mmm

You: I can tell you're fapping to this

Stranger: whats fapping?

You: ...

You: It's an internet slang term for beating your meat

Stranger: oh

Stranger: u know it;)

You: That's cool, because I'm fingering myself right now

You: go ahead and masturbate as much as you wan

You: *want

Stranger: k

Stranger: what r u wearing?

You: nothing

Stranger: Smile

Stranger: me too!

You: We seem to have a lot in common

Stranger: haha

Stranger: yup

You: How big is your dick

Stranger: 8 inch

You: nice

You: average size

You: Just how I like them Smile

Stranger: nnice

Stranger: whats the craziest thing uve ever done?

You: well, I managed to perform autocunnilingus once

You: it was AMAZING

Stranger: wow

You: you know what I think is hot?

Stranger: what?

You: when a guy can suck his own dick

You: and I can help him cum all over my face

You: so I can lick it off

You: but, sadly, most men aren't capable of autofellatio

Stranger: im afraid i cant do that

You: that's okay

You: I'd be all you need Smile

Stranger: mmm

You: Alright, what's the craziest thing you've ever done?

You: hello?

Stranger: ya

Stranger: umm

Stranger: id have to say the time i hooked up with my moms friend

Stranger: we were both pretty drunk

You: wat

You: that is pretty crazy

Stranger: yup

You: but I can perform better than her

Stranger: i bet u can

Stranger: ur making me super horny for u and im dying to know what u look like

You: well, I don't have any pictures to show you

You: not even sexual pictures

Stranger: i know, its killing me

You: I wish you were her

You: *here

You: I need you to eat my pussy

You: my finger isn't enough!

Stranger: mmm

Stranger: i wish

Stranger: do u live alone?

You: yes

You: I walk around my house naked all day every day

Stranger: mmm

Stranger: the neighbors dot get creeped out?Wink

You: not really

You: it's kinda creepy when he starts to masturbate though

Stranger: haha

You: but I"m used to it

You: so it doesn't really phase me anymore

Stranger: u shud invite him over when ur horny

You: I have, but he always turns me down

You: he tells me "I wanna do it with someone special, not the random girl next door."

You: and I respect him for that

Stranger: i guess

You: to each their own

Stranger: ya

Stranger: do u use dildos and stuff like that?

You: well... I have a vibrator that I use, but I can't remember where I put it.

You: it's a really good one too

Stranger: nice

Stranger: r u a big lingerie girl?

You: not really

You: lingerie shows so much I may as well walk around naked

Stranger: haha

Stranger: do u wear thongs?

You: Only when I go out in public, and I have to wear clothing

You: I wear a thong as underwear

You: I don't actually own any normal panties

Stranger: how bout g strings?

You: oh, I have more of those than I do thongs

Stranger: my fave

Stranger: do u answer the door naked?

You: no, I have a robe that I put on

You: I could probably get in trouble if I answered the door naked

Stranger: u shud open the door for the pizza guy naked and just laugh at his reaction

Stranger: he wud probably jizz in his pants

You: mmmm

You: but then I'd have to 'invite him in' if you know what I mean

Stranger: yup

Stranger: when u go out do u wear bras?

You: No

Stranger: mmm

You: they're uncomfortable and I don't see the point

Stranger: i can imagine

You: sometimes, I even let men who pass by, grope me a little

You: but, I have to do it descretely

You: so, have you been fapping to this whole conversation?

Stranger: ya!

You: that's really too bad.

You: Because this whole time I was tricking you

You: and you fell for it

You: the only thing that wasn't a lie, was that I hate facebook

You: it was fun, goodnight

You have disconnected.


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Hydrocannon2727
#38

on Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:56 am

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Sacter wrote:Isn't it sad? I mean, it's like they didn't know they were being trolled! scratch
Not really, most of them deserve it.

Pikmintendo
#39

on Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:56 pm

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You: Hi have you seen my dog his name is consome panchi and i lost him on omegle

Stranger: yes i saw many

You: did you see him hes white furred

You: and he always takes chips with him

You: and ocassionally dances

You: pls help

Stranger: you really lost your dog?

You: yes

Stranger: which country?

You: Equestria

Stranger: oh i never heared about this country

You: though we live on the border so he could have run into the neighboring gensokyo

Stranger: you like dog?

You: you know, Equestria

You: between gensokyo and hyrule?

You: Sorry I really need to get going and find consome bye

You have disconnected.

http://youtube.com/user/pikmintendo
CartoonLink
#40

on Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:37 pm

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You: When I first saw you
I knew I was inlove
It took me awhile to think
That you were a gift from above

I would stimulate your nipples
I can hold an orgasm
I need to feed my pitbulls
I think I'm having a muscle spasm.

What would you say
If I asked you out
Don't ruin my day
Or I'll start to pout

You are a sexy beast
My penis is so long
I would fuck you at the very least
I want you to suck on my schlong

Hold my hand
Before it's too late
You made my heart expand
I wrote this before I was going to masturbate

Stranger: wait as i read it..........k?

You: You mean it... you'll be mine?!

Stranger: nope im a guy

You: Wtf, you fag.\

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: asl

Stranger: 17 m georgia

You: omg me to!

Stranger: really? haha

You: yeah!

You: wanna bang?

Stranger: where?

You: i live by estroncoak high school

You: u know where that is?

Stranger: no.... im in marietta

You: oh...

You: hm

Stranger: m or f?

You: well we should meet up and play pokemon. i have to show you mine!

You: f


You: Hello.

Stranger: hi

Stranger: how are you?

You: Good, you?

Stranger: good:

Stranger: Very Happy

Stranger: f.m ?

You: That's great!

You: Female.

You: Smile

You: You?

Stranger: male

Stranger: .D

You: Smile

You: Wanna add me?

Stranger: how old are you?

You: 19

You: and yourself?

You: Wanna add me

You: ?

Stranger: My Age 21

You: Smile

You: What's your Club Penguin?

You: I could use more friends.

Stranger: I do not know to use the facebookta Let's be friends

You: No, I am a forty year old Indian.

You: need 1v1?

You: thought so

You have disconnected.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

You: hows it goni

You: *goin

Stranger: HI

Stranger: heey

You: one sec my moms calling me

You: im back

You: whats your club penguin?

Stranger: r u 4?

Stranger: or 5?

You: 6

You: why?

Stranger: oh darn i was close

You: how odl u

Stranger: i sound like dora

Stranger: im 7

You: my nickname from my brothers is hymen, whats a hymen?

You: oh a big boy Smile

Stranger: wtf

You: what is it

Stranger: idk

You: they said i will know when the time comes

You: but i looked it up on prontoube.com

Stranger: good for u kid

You: and it was gross it was a girls peepee and it exploded and was red

You: were r u

You: fuck my nutsack is itchy

You: Have you ever performed fellatio?

Stranger: whats that

You: Where a girl / guy sucks your penis.

You: my brother made me do that to him

You: this like milk cum out of him and it tasted like salt :.

You: :/

Stranger: tmi

You: titties mangina insest?

Stranger: where is ur mother

You: shes downstairs cooking me my kraft dinner

You: where is ur mother?

Stranger: sleeping

You: why? its early

Stranger: its fucking 430 in the morning morin

Stranger: moron

You: only 3:25

You: dont say fuck thats a terrible fucking word u fucking nigger

Stranger: fucking bitch

You: Fuck you, you niglet.

You: Need 1v1?

You: u
wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna
1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u
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wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me?

Stranger: what does that mean

You: butt hole in the anus hole licking my nuts

Stranger: u know too much i think u need a dr

You: That's not what your girlfriend said./

Stranger: well then

You: were r u

Stranger: why do u give a fuck

You: my nipples are cold

You: i ned u 2 wram up

Stranger: ok

Stranger: .....

You: dont u hate

You: when

You: u get blackheads on ur chest?

Stranger: no

You: why

Stranger: i never had them

You: my vag is lubey

Stranger: what does that mrean

You: im horny

You: and my vag is creating fluids

Stranger: wtf

You: were u @

Stranger: ur mom

You: do u like spanking girls bums

Stranger: no

You: y

Stranger: freak

You: i know u want me

Stranger: k

Stranger: u finally found me out

You: Consome?!

Stranger: k

You: howmuch u weigh?

Stranger: idk why

You: i weigh 666 pounds 6 ounces

Stranger: kewl i weigh 777 pounds and 0 ounces

You: Bro, I'm done the trolling for tonight.

You: You have a great day. Wink

Stranger: k

You have disconnected.

RandomConsomePanchi
#41

on Thu Dec 29, 2011 5:42 am

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Best. One. Yet.


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Hydrocannon2727
#42

on Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:03 am

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Demise wrote:You: When I first saw you
I knew I was inlove
It took me awhile to think
That you were a gift from above

I would stimulate your nipples
I can hold an orgasm
I need to feed my pitbulls
I think I'm having a muscle spasm.

What would you say
If I asked you out
Don't ruin my day
Or I'll start to pout

You are a sexy beast
My penis is so long
I would fuck you at the very least
I want you to suck on my schlong

Hold my hand
Before it's too late
You made my heart expand
I wrote this before I was going to masturbate

Stranger: wait as i read it..........k?

You: You mean it... you'll be mine?!

Stranger: nope im a guy

You: Wtf, you fag.\

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: asl

Stranger: 17 m georgia

You: omg me to!

Stranger: really? haha

You: yeah!

You: wanna bang?

Stranger: where?

You: i live by estroncoak high school

You: u know where that is?

Stranger: no.... im in marietta

You: oh...

You: hm

Stranger: m or f?

You: well we should meet up and play pokemon. i have to show you mine!

You: f


You: Hello.

Stranger: hi

Stranger: how are you?

You: Good, you?

Stranger: good:

Stranger: Very Happy

Stranger: f.m ?

You: That's great!

You: Female.

You: Smile

You: You?

Stranger: male

Stranger: .D

You: Smile

You: Wanna add me?

Stranger: how old are you?

You: 19

You: and yourself?

You: Wanna add me

You: ?

Stranger: My Age 21

You: Smile

You: What's your Club Penguin?

You: I could use more friends.

Stranger: I do not know to use the facebookta Let's be friends

You: No, I am a forty year old Indian.

You: need 1v1?

You: thought so

You have disconnected.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

You: hows it goni

You: *goin

Stranger: HI

Stranger: heey

You: one sec my moms calling me

You: im back

You: whats your club penguin?

Stranger: r u 4?

Stranger: or 5?

You: 6

You: why?

Stranger: oh darn i was close

You: how odl u

Stranger: i sound like dora

Stranger: im 7

You: my nickname from my brothers is hymen, whats a hymen?

You: oh a big boy Smile

Stranger: wtf

You: what is it

Stranger: idk

You: they said i will know when the time comes

You: but i looked it up on prontoube.com

Stranger: good for u kid

You: and it was gross it was a girls peepee and it exploded and was red

You: were r u

You: fuck my nutsack is itchy

You: Have you ever performed fellatio?

Stranger: whats that

You: Where a girl / guy sucks your penis.

You: my brother made me do that to him

You: this like milk cum out of him and it tasted like salt :.

You: :/

Stranger: tmi

You: titties mangina insest?

Stranger: where is ur mother

You: shes downstairs cooking me my kraft dinner

You: where is ur mother?

Stranger: sleeping

You: why? its early

Stranger: its fucking 430 in the morning morin

Stranger: moron

You: only 3:25

You: dont say fuck thats a terrible fucking word u fucking nigger

Stranger: fucking bitch

You: Fuck you, you niglet.

You: Need 1v1?

You: u
wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna
1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u
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1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u
wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna
1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u
wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna
1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u
wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me?

Stranger: what does that mean

You: butt hole in the anus hole licking my nuts

Stranger: u know too much i think u need a dr

You: That's not what your girlfriend said./

Stranger: well then

You: were r u

Stranger: why do u give a fuck

You: my nipples are cold

You: i ned u 2 wram up

Stranger: ok

Stranger: .....

You: dont u hate

You: when

You: u get blackheads on ur chest?

Stranger: no

You: why

Stranger: i never had them

You: my vag is lubey

Stranger: what does that mrean

You: im horny

You: and my vag is creating fluids

Stranger: wtf

You: were u @

Stranger: ur mom

You: do u like spanking girls bums

Stranger: no

You: y

Stranger: freak

You: i know u want me

Stranger: k

Stranger: u finally found me out

You: Consome?!

Stranger: k

You: howmuch u weigh?

Stranger: idk why

You: i weigh 666 pounds 6 ounces

Stranger: kewl i weigh 777 pounds and 0 ounces

You: Bro, I'm done the trolling for tonight.

You: You have a great day. Wink

Stranger: k

Very lolzy, especially the last one.
You have disconnected.

RagingSquirrel
#43

on Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:50 pm


Yoshi Egg
Yoshi Egg
You: hello

Stranger: hi

You: would you be interested in buying a vacuum?

Stranger: yes.

You: well have i got a deal for you!

Stranger: Fuck off salesman.

You: see here.. you can have this dyson ball

Stranger: FUCK NO. &

You: MOVE WITH YOU.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

zmanrwks
#44

on Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:09 pm

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Moderator
Stranger: hi =)
You: Do you like turnips?
Stranger: They're eh
Stranger: Not a huge fan.
You: I love turnips.
Stranger: Well good for you
You: I spend most of my days making turnip images in Photoshop.
Stranger: That's a cool story bro.
You: I think about them when I have sex.
Stranger: I understand, I do the same thing with broccoli.
You: Broccoli broke my heart, I can never go back to it.
Stranger: I understand, I do the same thing with broccoli.
You: Broccoli broke my heart, I can never go back to it.
Stranger: Well it has me now, so it doesn't need you anyways.
You: Stupid whore of a vegetable.
Stranger: Wha.... what'd you say...?
You: That's right, broccoli is a whore.
Stranger: Well turnip is a cumdumpster.
You: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Stranger: NEVER
Stranger: BITCH
You: YOU BASTARD
Stranger: I'LL SLIT TURNIPS THROAT
You: I'll shove broccoli up your ASS.
Stranger: That'd be pretty kinky ••
You: You sicken me.
Stranger: It's only okay though cuz it's broccoli. I wouldn't even look at turnip if I could help it.
You: Well, that's fine, turnips are too good for you.
Stranger: I met a turnip in a dark alley once.
Stranger: Don't make me describe what I did.
Stranger: Don't make me describe what I did.
You: I shall report you to authorities.
Stranger: See if I care. They won't act. They'll consider it me doing them a favor and taking trash off the streets.
You: I can't believe your kind. I shall find you one day, and you shall feel my wrath.
You: Now good day sir.
You have disconnected.


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CartoonLink
#45

on Mon Feb 20, 2012 4:45 pm

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Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey there! 28/m. How are you doing tonight?

You: hello

You: good u?

Stranger: Doing good thanks

You: im 18 grill detroit

Stranger: Cool. I'm from Georgia

You: awesome!

You: whats your name?

Stranger: Phillip

Stranger: What's yours?

You: george foreman

Stranger: Nice. That's weird, though. I coulda sworn you were in one of my kitchen cabinets.

You: yeah, im a grill, remember?

Stranger: Well duh. You said that.

You: you seem disappointed

You: i love you baby. we can make it happen, rest assured

Stranger: Y'know, I'm afraid I will have to turn you down. I'm really not much into the idea of getting third-degree burns on my penis.

You: babe, those are hickeys! Wink

Stranger: Hickeys that require medical attention?

You: yep

You: i give great bj's

You: i will toss your eggs anyway you like

You: if ya know what i mean Wink

Stranger: Y'know, that's tempting, that really is, but I don't sleep with grills I'm not in a totally committed relationship with.

You: well wait

You: can we atleast become close friends? im sure if we build up our friendship there could be hope for a future relationship! Smile

Stranger: Alright, alright..fine. We can give it a shot.

You: Smile spank you. it means a lot!

Stranger: But I'm not sleeping with you until I put a ring on your cord, ok?

You: Smile deal babe <3

Stranger: Good.

Stranger: Though I have to admit, the eggs offer....that gets me where I'm easily tempted.

You: ill be in the kitchen when you need me! if you ever need someone, i'll be there for you.

You: i can salad toss too! Smile

Stranger: In the kitchen...exactly where a girl...I mean grill...should be.

You: Smile you got it babe!

Stranger: You can toss the salad all you want so long as I get to use my own dressing.

You: oh, you make me so hot!

Stranger: You sure that's not just the electricity running through your heating coils?

You: we can even skip step 1! preheating the oven before sticking in the turkey

You: im sure babe Smile

Stranger: We might should be careful. We might end up with a bun in the oven right after the turkey.

You: oh god

You: i am dripping out of my lower region! Smile nice luby fluids

Stranger: My my. Well I'm just gonna have to clean those up, aren't I?

You: oh yeah Wink

Stranger: Clean 'em up nice and slow

You: dont forget to rub the bulb Wink

Stranger: Oh of course. How could I possibly forget that?

You: you just cant!

Stranger: Anything that I can do to keep your temperature going up.

You: oh! tell me moaw

Stranger: Carress your grill-y curves

You: omg. YES!!!

You: It's been a blast, have a great day! Very Happy

Stranger: I do love me a full-figured grill

You have disconnected.

Skochko
#46

on Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:41 pm

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I don't know what a grill is so I have no comment.
- Smash

Jokes aside, that was hot.


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Smash
#47

on Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:42 am

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Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
I can't believe I set myself up for that one >.<

Good job Mama.

http://www.smashteamproductions.webs.com
CartoonLink
#48

on Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:44 pm

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Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hey

You: wats ur club penguin?

Stranger: asl

You: 9/f/montreal u

Stranger: 18/m/seattle

You: cool

You: wats ur club penguin

Stranger: do you masturbate?

You: wat is masturbate mean

Stranger: sex with your self kind off

You: how do u do that

Stranger: stick your finger where you pee from

Stranger: and then go in and out

Stranger: then see how you feel

You: ow i tried that once and some blood came out im never sticking anything up my peepee again

You: it hurt really bad

You: there was blood everywehre

Stranger: that was different do it again

You: im nervous... Sad

Stranger: you probably had nails

Stranger: just do it

You: no im 9

Stranger: do it

You: u sure itll be ok this time? Smile

Stranger: yes

You: ok il do it in the tub later

Stranger: k you should take a picuture and send it to me at theawesomerash@yahoo.com so i can make sure you are doing it right!

You: ok cuz im scared it will hurt

You: wats sex btw

Stranger: okay but do it as soon as possible and then email me so i can make sure

You: can u wait like 2 hour when i have my bath ill do it asap i promise!

Stranger: something you have when you grow up a little more

Stranger: and yes

Stranger: what is your name

You: alycia wats urs

Stranger: ricky

You: hi ricky Smile

Stranger: hi alycia

You: add my email its codmwnine9@yahoo.com

You: *@hotmail.com

Stranger: make sure your parents don't know

You: i wont. my dad doesnt pay any attention to me and i usually sit up in my room and play compuetr and video games

Stranger: okay then do it

You: and im like the most popular and hottest girl in the class

You: i will k? in two hour i email u! Smile

Stranger: okay

You: did u add my email?

Stranger: yes

You: k ill email u in a bit ricky! Smile have fun

Stranger:
you will too, but make sure you get a picture of your body, your peepee
and then when you stick your finger in and out in and out

You: ok!

You: Smile cya

Stranger: bye i think you should do it now!

You have disconnected.
Eww... What kind of guy that age LIKES nine year old girls?

CartoonLink
#49

on Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:34 am

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Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl
You: hi. 7 f montreal
You: u?
Stranger: 17 or 7
You: 7
Stranger: lol
Stranger: im 11
You: awesome!
You: Smile
Stranger: where u from
You: wat is ur club penguin?
You: montreal...
Stranger: i dont play that anymore
Stranger: ok
You: what is being a boy like
Stranger: fun
Stranger: do u have msn
You: like is it hard to pee and stuff
You: ya
Stranger: no
Stranger: what is it
You: codmwthree3@hotmail.com
You: like is it hard to pee when you have a boner
Stranger: u have msn
Stranger: mw3
You: no\
You: i hate cod
You: is it hard to pee when u got a boner?
You: if u have any questions about girls u can ask me
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i have a sis so dont worry
You: no thatd be awkward wouldnt it?
You: like asking her what a busted hymen was and shit
Stranger: how does it feel wen u have something up ur vagin
Stranger: vagina
You: it feels really good like
You: its like just easy going in and then it just gets really tight and feels awesome to be penetrated
You: one time my brother and me did it so hard that i peed a little... like what the hell
Stranger: you guys had sex
You: yeah why
You: he said he needed it for an experiment or something
You: i dont see anything wrong with it
Stranger: are you monline
You: not right now
Stranger: how old is he
You: 15 i think
Stranger: lol
Stranger: wow
You: wat?
Stranger: u guys had sex
You: yah so?
You: you seem jealous
Stranger: no
Stranger: but ur bro and sis
Stranger: seriously
You: well he said its so im not scared to do it when im older and so he can have some practice for his gf and so ill be good when i get to age 12
Stranger: and y u on omegle
You: y u on omegle
Stranger: i onno
You: fuck you
You have disconnected.

CartoonLink
#50

on Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:56 pm

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Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What's the only good kind of indian? A dead indian.
Stranger 2: LOL
Stranger 2: this makes me feel better
Stranger 2: at least I'm not the only racist
Stranger 1: So...
Stranger 1: You're like a legit racist?
Stranger 2: yeah
Stranger 2: at least I admit it
Stranger 1: Also don't be too quick to judge the spy.
Stranger 2: I think most everyone is too, they just deny it
Stranger 1: I have said racist jokes.
Stranger 1: And they were just jokes.
Stranger 2: well spy dislikes indians don't you think?
Stranger 1: No, maybe not.
Stranger 1: He could just be trying to be funny.
Stranger 2: even if it's just a joke, there's some truth to every joke
Stranger 2: so a part of him believes it
Stranger 1: No.
Stranger 2: Yes.
Stranger 1: If I make a joke about Batman I don't fucking think he's real.
Stranger 2: That's not a racial joke.
Stranger 1: You just said joke.
Stranger 1: Not racial joke.
Stranger 2: so what?
Stranger 1: *sighs* Nevermind.
Stranger 2: yeah that's right
Stranger 2: you don't have any batman jokes anyways
Stranger 2: think of one
Stranger 1: And no, not most people are racist .
Stranger 2: I dare you
Stranger 1: I used him as an example.
Stranger 2: so give me a example
Stranger 2: make a batman joke
Stranger 2: I bet you'll find a bit of truth to it
Stranger 1: Are you stupid?
Stranger 2: no but you are obviously
Stranger 2: there is truth in everything you imbecile
Stranger 1: I said I used him as an example.
Stranger 1: I don't know any.
Stranger 2: but it wasn't really an example
Stranger 2: because there was no joke
Stranger 2: it was just a hypothetical crock of shit
Stranger 2: faggot
Stranger 1: Your stupidity is mind blowing.
Stranger 2 has disconnected

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