That pretty much describes your social life. No?linkodude43 wrote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say Hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: sooo......do you like Nintendo?
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Skochko
#26
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k
on Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:36 pm
Administrator
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Linkodude43
#27
No, I have friends :3, I was going around trolling people, and I thought of this forum, so I asked someone about nintendo, if they said yes I was going to make it awkward and stuff like that by saying certain things about certain characters in certain games (SSBB, Zelda, doaflip, and pause) 
on Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:47 pm
Zekrom & Reshiram
Skochko wrote:That pretty much describes your social life. No?linkodude43 wrote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say Hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: sooo......do you like Nintendo?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
No, I have friends :3, I was going around trolling people, and I thought of this forum, so I asked someone about nintendo, if they said yes I was going to make it awkward and stuff like that by saying certain things about certain characters in certain games (SSBB, Zelda, doaflip, and pause)
Marioking
#28
on Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:51 pm
Kid Roy
Really good trolling there, faggot. I'm sure that worked..
SRB1996
#29
If you called him purple anything you would be such a Dooba.
on Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:49 am
Kid Roy
Marioking wrote:Really good trolling there, faggot. I'm sure that worked..
If you called him purple anything you would be such a Dooba.
Linkodude43
#30
On another person, it actually did
Then they yelled at me for ruining their childhood 
on Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:17 am
Zekrom & Reshiram
Marioking wrote:Really good trolling there, faggot. I'm sure that worked..
On another person, it actually did
Then they yelled at me for ruining their childhood Hydrocannon2727
#31
on Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:05 pm
Zoroark
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: A wild Pikachu has appeared!!
Stranger: Go Bulbasaur!
You: Pikachu used Volt Tackle!
You: Super Effective!
Stranger: Vine Whip
You: Pikachu used Dodge!
Stranger: That's not a Pokemon Move -_-
Stranger: Sleep Powder
You: A wild Charizard has appeared!
You: Charizard used Hyper Beam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hy a
You: Erro
Stranger: ASK
Stranger: *ASK
Stranger: *ASL
You: 19 F Kanto Region
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl
You: F 19 Kanto Region
Stranger: 19 m ireland
You: I was originally from Ireland, but I moved to Kanto.
Stranger: really? that's awesome :p
You: Yep
You: I was a waitress but I moved
You: 'Cause I had bigger dreams
Stranger: and how did those dreams turn out?
You: Pretty well.
You: You know what I am know?
Stranger: what?
You: A POKEMON MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're conversational partner has disconnected.
You: A wild Pikachu has appeared!!
Stranger: Go Bulbasaur!
You: Pikachu used Volt Tackle!
You: Super Effective!
Stranger: Vine Whip
You: Pikachu used Dodge!
Stranger: That's not a Pokemon Move -_-
Stranger: Sleep Powder
You: A wild Charizard has appeared!
You: Charizard used Hyper Beam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hy a
You: Erro
Stranger: ASK
Stranger: *ASK
Stranger: *ASL
You: 19 F Kanto Region
You're conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
aslYou: F 19 Kanto Region
Stranger: 19 m ireland
You: I was originally from Ireland, but I moved to Kanto.
Stranger: really? that's awesome :p
You: Yep
You: I was a waitress but I moved
You: 'Cause I had bigger dreams
Stranger: and how did those dreams turn out?
You: Pretty well.
You: You know what I am know?
Stranger: what?
You: A POKEMON MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're conversational partner has disconnected.
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Skochko
#32
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k
on Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:00 am
Administrator
^ Lol.
And Linko, stop being a lame faggot. A lame, purple, faggot.
And Linko, stop being a lame faggot. A lame, purple, faggot.
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Crankeh
#33
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xFire: crankehkawngninenine
steam: crankykong99
I go by the name "sleepy" now
on Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:25 am
Ice Kirby
This one just made me laugh. This dude was so easy to fool. 
Stranger: hi
You: HI!
Stranger: how ARE YOU!?
Stranger: haha
You: asl
Stranger: 19 m uk, u?
You: 27 f hawaii
Stranger: niiice
Stranger: bets its awesome there
Stranger: so, how are u?
You: I just liek got a dog
Stranger: cool
Stranger: what type is it?
You: A golden retreiver, his name is Chuckles.
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: My name's Pedophile. you just got trolled bro
Stranger: my name is peter file
You: Good one. :U
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
e: This one is even better.
Stranger: hey 18 horny male looking for a female with msn or skype
You: I heard on the street you sold vacuums
Stranger: u heard right
You: How much?
Stranger: 100 bucks per vacuum best deal on the planet good sir cash only
You: Here you go! -hands 100 dollars-
Stranger: -takes the 100 dollars and hands you a dyson vacuum
Stranger: there go nuts and clean
You: It's not for cleaning. It's for sucking up ghosts that Luigi's too scared to do.
Stranger: wait then you need something else
Stranger: -takes the dyson away-
Stranger: dyson wont work
Stranger: u need the ghostbuster 9000
Stranger: which is a lil extra
Stranger: like 10 bucks more
You: OK! -hands extra 10 bucks-
Stranger: -hands over the ghostbuster 9000-
You: HURR DURR -sucks up stranger-
Stranger: im not ghost
You: oh fuck
Stranger: it wont suck up real things only ghosts
Stranger: now shoo before the cops come and find my secret vacuum hide out
Stranger: pigs they are
You: Thanks for the vacuum, kind sir
You: Bye!
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: HI!
Stranger: how ARE YOU!?
Stranger: haha
You: asl
Stranger: 19 m uk, u?
You: 27 f hawaii
Stranger: niiice
Stranger: bets its awesome there
Stranger: so, how are u?
You: I just liek got a dog
Stranger: cool
Stranger: what type is it?
You: A golden retreiver, his name is Chuckles.
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: My name's Pedophile. you just got trolled bro
Stranger: my name is peter file
You: Good one. :U
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
e: This one is even better.
Stranger: hey 18 horny male
looking for a female with msn or skype You: I heard on the street you sold vacuums
Stranger: u heard right
You: How much?
Stranger: 100 bucks per vacuum best deal on the planet good sir cash only
You: Here you go! -hands 100 dollars-
Stranger: -takes the 100 dollars and hands you a dyson vacuum
Stranger: there go nuts and clean
You: It's not for cleaning. It's for sucking up ghosts that Luigi's too scared to do.
Stranger: wait then you need something else
Stranger: -takes the dyson away-
Stranger: dyson wont work
Stranger: u need the ghostbuster 9000
Stranger: which is a lil extra
Stranger: like 10 bucks more
You: OK! -hands extra 10 bucks-
Stranger: -hands over the ghostbuster 9000-
You: HURR DURR -sucks up stranger-
Stranger: im not ghost
You: oh fuck
Stranger: it wont suck up real things only ghosts
Stranger: now shoo before the cops come and find my secret vacuum hide out
Stranger: pigs they are
You: Thanks for the vacuum, kind sir
You: Bye!
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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xFire: crankehkawngninenine
steam: crankykong99
I go by the name "sleepy" now
Sacter
#34
on Sat Nov 26, 2011 8:35 am
Yoshi Egg
Lol, nice one Sgt. Crackers.
Bzilla & I do the video chats with Omegle (using Manycam to play movies & gifs of course).
For the following chats I used a Rainbow Dash gif. I voice chatted on these ones, I do a mean Rainbow Dash. Well actually, I made myself sound like a some wanna be black rapper. So imagine Rainbow Dash talking that!
----
Stranger: *video of him doing - well what video omeglers do best* (this guy only typed responses)
You: Twi-light Sparkle! Long time no see man!
Stranger: ?
You: Oh sorry, you just look a lot like my unicorn friend.
Stranger: m or f?
You: Filly all-dee-way babeh! You a male?
Stranger: *rolles eyes and smile* yes, asl
You: ASL? Man, I don't speak deaf-people. I-I can't even make hand signals man, 'cuz man, I got hooves, man, you know whad I'm sayin'?
Stranger: Can I at least see the real you?
You: You lookin' at her, babeh!
Stranger: F*** you!
You: Don't mind if I do!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: *Two teenage boys.* (these two voice chatted back)
You: Yo 'sup man?
Stranger (Boy 1): OH, MY, GAWD.
You: You believe in Him too! I believe in Him and the Power of Love and-
Stranger (Boy 1): YOU HAVE GOT TO BE THE GAYEST GUY EVER
You: Man, my mane ain't stand for Pride man, it
Stranger (Boy 1): And listen to that faggot ass voice of yours!
You: Is it 'cuz I'm a culored indivivdual? *Bzilla says something in background* Yo, Shut UP Fluttershy! *Bzilla in bg: Actually, that was Apple Jack*
Stranger: (Boy 2 smiles) (Boy 1): Yo, F*** Off Faggot! With your stupid rainbow hair and anime-
You: How dare you call me gay when you havin' a sleep over with your boy friend!
Stranger: (Boy 2 laughs) (Boy 1 has an expression of shock & disgust): That's my brother!
You: So, you from Arkansas? (Boy 2 & Bzilla can be heard laughing)
Stranger: You are stupid & uneducated.
You: There aren't many schools in Cloudsdale and I would go back to school, but Cheerilee's a dam commie.
Stranger: Do you get any pussy at all?
You: All the time! Fluttershy let's her cats run all ovuh town man!
Stranger: FROM THE SIDE! YOU GET YOUR PUSSY FROM THE SIDE! *I try to talk some more, but I can't hear myself think with this guy yelling and his brother laughing in the bg* F*** YOU! F*** YOU! F*** YOU!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Bzilla & I do the video chats with Omegle (using Manycam to play movies & gifs of course).
For the following chats I used a Rainbow Dash gif. I voice chatted on these ones, I do a mean Rainbow Dash. Well actually, I made myself sound like a some wanna be black rapper. So imagine Rainbow Dash talking that!
----
Stranger: *video of him doing - well what video omeglers do best* (this guy only typed responses)
You: Twi-light Sparkle! Long time no see man!
Stranger: ?
You: Oh sorry, you just look a lot like my unicorn friend.
Stranger: m or f?
You: Filly all-dee-way babeh! You a male?
Stranger: *rolles eyes and smile* yes, asl
You: ASL? Man, I don't speak deaf-people. I-I can't even make hand signals man, 'cuz man, I got hooves, man, you know whad I'm sayin'?
Stranger: Can I at least see the real you?
You: You lookin' at her, babeh!
Stranger: F*** you!
You: Don't mind if I do!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
----
Stranger: *Two teenage boys.* (these two voice chatted back)
You: Yo 'sup man?
Stranger (Boy 1): OH, MY, GAWD.
You: You believe in Him too! I believe in Him and the Power of Love and-
Stranger (Boy 1): YOU HAVE GOT TO BE THE GAYEST GUY EVER
You: Man, my mane ain't stand for Pride man, it
Stranger (Boy 1): And listen to that faggot ass voice of yours!
You: Is it 'cuz I'm a culored indivivdual? *Bzilla says something in background* Yo, Shut UP Fluttershy! *Bzilla in bg: Actually, that was Apple Jack*
Stranger: (Boy 2 smiles) (Boy 1): Yo, F*** Off Faggot! With your stupid rainbow hair and anime-
You: How dare you call me gay when you havin' a sleep over with your boy friend!
Stranger: (Boy 2 laughs) (Boy 1 has an expression of shock & disgust): That's my brother!
You: So, you from Arkansas? (Boy 2 & Bzilla can be heard laughing)
Stranger: You are stupid & uneducated.
You: There aren't many schools in Cloudsdale and I would go back to school, but Cheerilee's a dam commie.
Stranger: Do you get any pussy at all?
You: All the time! Fluttershy let's her cats run all ovuh town man!
Stranger: FROM THE SIDE! YOU GET YOUR PUSSY FROM THE SIDE! *I try to talk some more, but I can't hear myself think with this guy yelling and his brother laughing in the bg* F*** YOU! F*** YOU! F*** YOU!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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RandomConsomePanchi
#35
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Mama's Epickest
Most-Like-Zman Award
Most Dedicated Touhou Fan
Mental breakdown Award
on Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:06 am
Moderator
That second one especially...
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Best introduction thread
Mama's Epickest
Most-Like-Zman Award
Most Dedicated Touhou Fan
Mental breakdown Award
Sacter
#36
on Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:46 am
Yoshi Egg
Isn't it sad? I mean, it's like they didn't know they were being trolled! 
Crankeh
#37
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xFire: crankehkawngninenine
steam: crankykong99
I go by the name "sleepy" now
on Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:34 am
Ice Kirby
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 21 m looking for horny milf
You: you've found one
Stranger: rlly?
Stranger: asl
You: 22 female United states
Stranger: cool
Stranger: what state?
You: Michigan
You: full of fucking rednecks
Stranger: lol
Stranger: r u hot?
You: what's your definition of hot?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: how bout u show me a pic and ill tell u...
Stranger:
You: sorry, I lost my camera the other day
You: I apologize
Stranger:
You: I don't mean to disappoint
Stranger: its
Stranger: ok
Stranger: btw i didnt mean like dirty pics, do u have any normal pics just to see what u look like?
You: nope
You: I had to wipe my hard drive the other day
You: so all my data was erased
Stranger:
Stranger: do u have fb?
You: I actually hate facebook.
You: I don't know why
You: I just do
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how bout u tell me what u look like?
You: Hmmm... well, I have Double D breasts, long flowing hair, and a nice figure.
Stranger: mmm
You: I can tell you're fapping to this
Stranger: whats fapping?
You: ...
You: It's an internet slang term for beating your meat
Stranger: oh
Stranger: u know it;)
You: That's cool, because I'm fingering myself right now
You: go ahead and masturbate as much as you wan
You: *want
Stranger: k
Stranger: what r u wearing?
You: nothing
Stranger:
Stranger: me too!
You: We seem to have a lot in common
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yup
You: How big is your dick
Stranger: 8 inch
You: nice
You: average size
You: Just how I like them
Stranger: nnice
Stranger: whats the craziest thing uve ever done?
You: well, I managed to perform autocunnilingus once
You: it was AMAZING
Stranger: wow
You: you know what I think is hot?
Stranger: what?
You: when a guy can suck his own dick
You: and I can help him cum all over my face
You: so I can lick it off
You: but, sadly, most men aren't capable of autofellatio
Stranger: im afraid i cant do that
You: that's okay
You: I'd be all you need
Stranger: mmm
You: Alright, what's the craziest thing you've ever done?
You: hello?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: umm
Stranger: id have to say the time i hooked up with my moms friend
Stranger: we were both pretty drunk
You: wat
You: that is pretty crazy
Stranger: yup
You: but I can perform better than her
Stranger: i bet u can
Stranger: ur making me super horny for u and im dying to know what u look like
You: well, I don't have any pictures to show you
You: not even sexual pictures
Stranger: i know, its killing me
You: I wish you were her
You: *here
You: I need you to eat my pussy
You: my finger isn't enough!
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: i wish
Stranger: do u live alone?
You: yes
You: I walk around my house naked all day every day
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: the neighbors dot get creeped out?
You: not really
You: it's kinda creepy when he starts to masturbate though
Stranger: haha
You: but I"m used to it
You: so it doesn't really phase me anymore
Stranger: u shud invite him over when ur horny
You: I have, but he always turns me down
You: he tells me "I wanna do it with someone special, not the random girl next door."
You: and I respect him for that
Stranger: i guess
You: to each their own
Stranger: ya
Stranger: do u use dildos and stuff like that?
You: well... I have a vibrator that I use, but I can't remember where I put it.
You: it's a really good one too
Stranger: nice
Stranger: r u a big lingerie girl?
You: not really
You: lingerie shows so much I may as well walk around naked
Stranger: haha
Stranger: do u wear thongs?
You: Only when I go out in public, and I have to wear clothing
You: I wear a thong as underwear
You: I don't actually own any normal panties
Stranger: how bout g strings?
You: oh, I have more of those than I do thongs
Stranger: my fave
Stranger: do u answer the door naked?
You: no, I have a robe that I put on
You: I could probably get in trouble if I answered the door naked
Stranger: u shud open the door for the pizza guy naked and just laugh at his reaction
Stranger: he wud probably jizz in his pants
You: mmmm
You: but then I'd have to 'invite him in' if you know what I mean
Stranger: yup
Stranger: when u go out do u wear bras?
You: No
Stranger: mmm
You: they're uncomfortable and I don't see the point
Stranger: i can imagine
You: sometimes, I even let men who pass by, grope me a little
You: but, I have to do it descretely
You: so, have you been fapping to this whole conversation?
Stranger: ya!
You: that's really too bad.
You: Because this whole time I was tricking you
You: and you fell for it
You: the only thing that wasn't a lie, was that I hate facebook
You: it was fun, goodnight
You have disconnected.
Stranger: 21 m looking for horny milf
You: you've found one
Stranger: rlly?
Stranger: asl
You: 22 female United states
Stranger: cool
Stranger: what state?
You: Michigan
You: full of fucking rednecks
Stranger: lol
Stranger: r u hot?
You: what's your definition of hot?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: how bout u show me a pic and ill tell u...
Stranger:
You: sorry, I lost my camera the other day
You: I apologize
Stranger:
You: I don't mean to disappoint
Stranger: its
Stranger: ok
Stranger: btw i didnt mean like dirty pics, do u have any normal pics just to see what u look like?
You: nope
You: I had to wipe my hard drive the other day
You: so all my data was erased
Stranger:
Stranger: do u have fb?
You: I actually hate facebook.
You: I don't know why
You: I just do
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how bout u tell me what u look like?
You: Hmmm... well, I have Double D breasts, long flowing hair, and a nice figure.
Stranger: mmm
You: I can tell you're fapping to this
Stranger: whats fapping?
You: ...
You: It's an internet slang term for beating your meat
Stranger: oh
Stranger: u know it;)
You: That's cool, because I'm fingering myself right now
You: go ahead and masturbate as much as you wan
You: *want
Stranger: k
Stranger: what r u wearing?
You: nothing
Stranger:
Stranger: me too!
You: We seem to have a lot in common
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yup
You: How big is your dick
Stranger: 8 inch
You: nice
You: average size
You: Just how I like them
Stranger: nnice
Stranger: whats the craziest thing uve ever done?
You: well, I managed to perform autocunnilingus once
You: it was AMAZING
Stranger: wow
You: you know what I think is hot?
Stranger: what?
You: when a guy can suck his own dick
You: and I can help him cum all over my face
You: so I can lick it off
You: but, sadly, most men aren't capable of autofellatio
Stranger: im afraid i cant do that
You: that's okay
You: I'd be all you need
Stranger: mmm
You: Alright, what's the craziest thing you've ever done?
You: hello?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: umm
Stranger: id have to say the time i hooked up with my moms friend
Stranger: we were both pretty drunk
You: wat
You: that is pretty crazy
Stranger: yup
You: but I can perform better than her
Stranger: i bet u can
Stranger: ur making me super horny for u and im dying to know what u look like
You: well, I don't have any pictures to show you
You: not even sexual pictures
Stranger: i know, its killing me
You: I wish you were her
You: *here
You: I need you to eat my pussy
You: my finger isn't enough!
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: i wish
Stranger: do u live alone?
You: yes
You: I walk around my house naked all day every day
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: the neighbors dot get creeped out?
You: not really
You: it's kinda creepy when he starts to masturbate though
Stranger: haha
You: but I"m used to it
You: so it doesn't really phase me anymore
Stranger: u shud invite him over when ur horny
You: I have, but he always turns me down
You: he tells me "I wanna do it with someone special, not the random girl next door."
You: and I respect him for that
Stranger: i guess
You: to each their own
Stranger: ya
Stranger: do u use dildos and stuff like that?
You: well... I have a vibrator that I use, but I can't remember where I put it.
You: it's a really good one too
Stranger: nice
Stranger: r u a big lingerie girl?
You: not really
You: lingerie shows so much I may as well walk around naked
Stranger: haha
Stranger: do u wear thongs?
You: Only when I go out in public, and I have to wear clothing
You: I wear a thong as underwear
You: I don't actually own any normal panties
Stranger: how bout g strings?
You: oh, I have more of those than I do thongs
Stranger: my fave
Stranger: do u answer the door naked?
You: no, I have a robe that I put on
You: I could probably get in trouble if I answered the door naked
Stranger: u shud open the door for the pizza guy naked and just laugh at his reaction
Stranger: he wud probably jizz in his pants
You: mmmm
You: but then I'd have to 'invite him in' if you know what I mean
Stranger: yup
Stranger: when u go out do u wear bras?
You: No
Stranger: mmm
You: they're uncomfortable and I don't see the point
Stranger: i can imagine
You: sometimes, I even let men who pass by, grope me a little
You: but, I have to do it descretely
You: so, have you been fapping to this whole conversation?
Stranger: ya!
You: that's really too bad.
You: Because this whole time I was tricking you
You: and you fell for it
You: the only thing that wasn't a lie, was that I hate facebook
You: it was fun, goodnight
You have disconnected.
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xFire: crankehkawngninenine
steam: crankykong99
I go by the name "sleepy" now
Hydrocannon2727
#38
on Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:56 am
Zoroark
Not really, most of them deserve it.Sacter wrote:Isn't it sad? I mean, it's like they didn't know they were being trolled!
Pikmintendo
#39
on Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:56 pm
Zekrom & Reshiram
You: Hi have you seen my dog his name is consome panchi and i lost him on omegle
Stranger: yes i saw many
You: did you see him hes white furred
You: and he always takes chips with him
You: and ocassionally dances
You: pls help
Stranger: you really lost your dog?
You: yes
Stranger: which country?
You: Equestria
Stranger: oh i never heared about this country
You: though we live on the border so he could have run into the neighboring gensokyo
Stranger: you like dog?
You: you know, Equestria
You: between gensokyo and hyrule?
You: Sorry I really need to get going and find consome bye
You have disconnected.
Stranger: yes i saw many
You: did you see him hes white furred
You: and he always takes chips with him
You: and ocassionally dances
You: pls help
Stranger: you really lost your dog?
You: yes
Stranger: which country?
You: Equestria
Stranger: oh i never heared about this country
You: though we live on the border so he could have run into the neighboring gensokyo
Stranger: you like dog?
You: you know, Equestria
You: between gensokyo and hyrule?
You: Sorry I really need to get going and find consome bye
You have disconnected.
CartoonLink
#40
on Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:37 pm
Zekrom & Reshiram
You: When I first saw you
I knew I was inlove
It took me awhile to think
That you were a gift from above
I would stimulate your nipples
I can hold an orgasm
I need to feed my pitbulls
I think I'm having a muscle spasm.
What would you say
If I asked you out
Don't ruin my day
Or I'll start to pout
You are a sexy beast
My penis is so long
I would fuck you at the very least
I want you to suck on my schlong
Hold my hand
Before it's too late
You made my heart expand
I wrote this before I was going to masturbate
Stranger: wait as i read it..........k?
You: You mean it... you'll be mine?!
Stranger: nope im a guy
You: Wtf, you fag.\
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: asl
Stranger: 17 m georgia
You: omg me to!
Stranger: really? haha
You: yeah!
You: wanna bang?
Stranger: where?
You: i live by estroncoak high school
You: u know where that is?
Stranger: no.... im in marietta
You: oh...
You: hm
Stranger: m or f?
You: well we should meet up and play pokemon. i have to show you mine!
You: f
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: Good, you?
Stranger: good:
Stranger:
Stranger: f.m ?
You: That's great!
You: Female.
You:
You: You?
Stranger: male
Stranger: .D
You:
You: Wanna add me?
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 19
You: and yourself?
You: Wanna add me
You: ?
Stranger: My Age 21
You:
You: What's your Club Penguin?
You: I could use more friends.
Stranger: I do not know to use the facebookta Let's be friends
You: No, I am a forty year old Indian.
You: need 1v1?
You: thought so
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: hows it goni
You: *goin
Stranger: HI
Stranger: heey
You: one sec my moms calling me
You: im back
You: whats your club penguin?
Stranger: r u 4?
Stranger: or 5?
You: 6
You: why?
Stranger: oh darn i was close
You: how odl u
Stranger: i sound like dora
Stranger: im 7
You: my nickname from my brothers is hymen, whats a hymen?
You: oh a big boy
Stranger: wtf
You: what is it
Stranger: idk
You: they said i will know when the time comes
You: but i looked it up on prontoube.com
Stranger: good for u kid
You: and it was gross it was a girls peepee and it exploded and was red
You: were r u
You: fuck my nutsack is itchy
You: Have you ever performed fellatio?
Stranger: whats that
You: Where a girl / guy sucks your penis.
You: my brother made me do that to him
You: this like milk cum out of him and it tasted like salt :.
You: :/
Stranger: tmi
You: titties mangina insest?
Stranger: where is ur mother
You: shes downstairs cooking me my kraft dinner
You: where is ur mother?
Stranger: sleeping
You: why? its early
Stranger: its fucking 430 in the morning morin
Stranger: moron
You: only 3:25
You: dont say fuck thats a terrible fucking word u fucking nigger
Stranger: fucking bitch
You: Fuck you, you niglet.
You: Need 1v1?
You: u
wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna
1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u
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1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u
wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me?
Stranger: what does that mean
You: butt hole in the anus hole licking my nuts
Stranger: u know too much i think u need a dr
You: That's not what your girlfriend said./
Stranger: well then
You: were r u
Stranger: why do u give a fuck
You: my nipples are cold
You: i ned u 2 wram up
Stranger: ok
Stranger: .....
You: dont u hate
You: when
You: u get blackheads on ur chest?
Stranger: no
You: why
Stranger: i never had them
You: my vag is lubey
Stranger: what does that mrean
You: im horny
You: and my vag is creating fluids
Stranger: wtf
You: were u @
Stranger: ur mom
You: do u like spanking girls bums
Stranger: no
You: y
Stranger: freak
You: i know u want me
Stranger: k
Stranger: u finally found me out
You: Consome?!
Stranger: k
You: howmuch u weigh?
Stranger: idk why
You: i weigh 666 pounds 6 ounces
Stranger: kewl i weigh 777 pounds and 0 ounces
You: Bro, I'm done the trolling for tonight.
You: You have a great day.
Stranger: k
You have disconnected.
I knew I was inlove
It took me awhile to think
That you were a gift from above
I would stimulate your nipples
I can hold an orgasm
I need to feed my pitbulls
I think I'm having a muscle spasm.
What would you say
If I asked you out
Don't ruin my day
Or I'll start to pout
You are a sexy beast
My penis is so long
I would fuck you at the very least
I want you to suck on my schlong
Hold my hand
Before it's too late
You made my heart expand
I wrote this before I was going to masturbate
Stranger: wait as i read it..........k?
You: You mean it... you'll be mine?!
Stranger: nope im a guy
You: Wtf, you fag.\
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: asl
Stranger: 17 m georgia
You: omg me to!
Stranger: really? haha
You: yeah!
You: wanna bang?
Stranger: where?
You: i live by estroncoak high school
You: u know where that is?
Stranger: no.... im in marietta
You: oh...
You: hm
Stranger: m or f?
You: well we should meet up and play pokemon. i have to show you mine!
You: f
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: Good, you?
Stranger: good:
Stranger:
Stranger: f.m ?
You: That's great!
You: Female.
You:
You: You?
Stranger: male
Stranger: .D
You:
You: Wanna add me?
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 19
You: and yourself?
You: Wanna add me
You: ?
Stranger: My Age 21
You:
You: What's your Club Penguin?
You: I could use more friends.
Stranger: I do not know to use the facebookta Let's be friends
You: No, I am a forty year old Indian.
You: need 1v1?
You: thought so
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: hows it goni
You: *goin
Stranger: HI
Stranger: heey
You: one sec my moms calling me
You: im back
You: whats your club penguin?
Stranger: r u 4?
Stranger: or 5?
You: 6
You: why?
Stranger: oh darn i was close
You: how odl u
Stranger: i sound like dora
Stranger: im 7
You: my nickname from my brothers is hymen, whats a hymen?
You: oh a big boy
Stranger: wtf
You: what is it
Stranger: idk
You: they said i will know when the time comes
You: but i looked it up on prontoube.com
Stranger: good for u kid
You: and it was gross it was a girls peepee and it exploded and was red
You: were r u
You: fuck my nutsack is itchy
You: Have you ever performed fellatio?
Stranger: whats that
You: Where a girl / guy sucks your penis.
You: my brother made me do that to him
You: this like milk cum out of him and it tasted like salt :.
You: :/
Stranger: tmi
You: titties mangina insest?
Stranger: where is ur mother
You: shes downstairs cooking me my kraft dinner
You: where is ur mother?
Stranger: sleeping
You: why? its early
Stranger: its fucking 430 in the morning morin
Stranger: moron
You: only 3:25
You: dont say fuck thats a terrible fucking word u fucking nigger
Stranger: fucking bitch
You: Fuck you, you niglet.
You: Need 1v1?
You: u
wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna
1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u
wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna
1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u
wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna
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1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u
wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me?
Stranger: what does that mean
You: butt hole in the anus hole licking my nuts
Stranger: u know too much i think u need a dr
You: That's not what your girlfriend said./
Stranger: well then
You: were r u
Stranger: why do u give a fuck
You: my nipples are cold
You: i ned u 2 wram up
Stranger: ok
Stranger: .....
You: dont u hate
You: when
You: u get blackheads on ur chest?
Stranger: no
You: why
Stranger: i never had them
You: my vag is lubey
Stranger: what does that mrean
You: im horny
You: and my vag is creating fluids
Stranger: wtf
You: were u @
Stranger: ur mom
You: do u like spanking girls bums
Stranger: no
You: y
Stranger: freak
You: i know u want me
Stranger: k
Stranger: u finally found me out
You: Consome?!
Stranger: k
You: howmuch u weigh?
Stranger: idk why
You: i weigh 666 pounds 6 ounces
Stranger: kewl i weigh 777 pounds and 0 ounces
You: Bro, I'm done the trolling for tonight.
You: You have a great day.
Stranger: k
You have disconnected.
RandomConsomePanchi
#41
Best. One. Yet.
____________________________________
Best introduction thread
Mama's Epickest
Most-Like-Zman Award
Most Dedicated Touhou Fan
Mental breakdown Award
on Thu Dec 29, 2011 5:42 am
Moderator
Best. One. Yet.
____________________________________
Best introduction thread
Mama's Epickest
Most-Like-Zman Award
Most Dedicated Touhou Fan
Mental breakdown Award
Hydrocannon2727
#42
on Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:03 am
Zoroark
Demise wrote:You: When I first saw you
I knew I was inlove
It took me awhile to think
That you were a gift from above
I would stimulate your nipples
I can hold an orgasm
I need to feed my pitbulls
I think I'm having a muscle spasm.
What would you say
If I asked you out
Don't ruin my day
Or I'll start to pout
You are a sexy beast
My penis is so long
I would fuck you at the very least
I want you to suck on my schlong
Hold my hand
Before it's too late
You made my heart expand
I wrote this before I was going to masturbate
Stranger: wait as i read it..........k?
You: You mean it... you'll be mine?!
Stranger: nope im a guy
You: Wtf, you fag.\
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: asl
Stranger: 17 m georgia
You: omg me to!
Stranger: really? haha
You: yeah!
You: wanna bang?
Stranger: where?
You: i live by estroncoak high school
You: u know where that is?
Stranger: no.... im in marietta
You: oh...
You: hm
Stranger: m or f?
You: well we should meet up and play pokemon. i have to show you mine!
You: f
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: Good, you?
Stranger: good:
Stranger:
Stranger: f.m ?
You: That's great!
You: Female.
You:
You: You?
Stranger: male
Stranger: .D
You:
You: Wanna add me?
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 19
You: and yourself?
You: Wanna add me
You: ?
Stranger: My Age 21
You:
You: What's your Club Penguin?
You: I could use more friends.
Stranger: I do not know to use the facebookta Let's be friends
You: No, I am a forty year old Indian.
You: need 1v1?
You: thought so
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: hows it goni
You: *goin
Stranger: HI
Stranger: heey
You: one sec my moms calling me
You: im back
You: whats your club penguin?
Stranger: r u 4?
Stranger: or 5?
You: 6
You: why?
Stranger: oh darn i was close
You: how odl u
Stranger: i sound like dora
Stranger: im 7
You: my nickname from my brothers is hymen, whats a hymen?
You: oh a big boy
Stranger: wtf
You: what is it
Stranger: idk
You: they said i will know when the time comes
You: but i looked it up on prontoube.com
Stranger: good for u kid
You: and it was gross it was a girls peepee and it exploded and was red
You: were r u
You: fuck my nutsack is itchy
You: Have you ever performed fellatio?
Stranger: whats that
You: Where a girl / guy sucks your penis.
You: my brother made me do that to him
You: this like milk cum out of him and it tasted like salt :.
You: :/
Stranger: tmi
You: titties mangina insest?
Stranger: where is ur mother
You: shes downstairs cooking me my kraft dinner
You: where is ur mother?
Stranger: sleeping
You: why? its early
Stranger: its fucking 430 in the morning morin
Stranger: moron
You: only 3:25
You: dont say fuck thats a terrible fucking word u fucking nigger
Stranger: fucking bitch
You: Fuck you, you niglet.
You: Need 1v1?
You: u
wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna
1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u
wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna
1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u
wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna
1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u
wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna
1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u
wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna
1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u
wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna
1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u
wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna
1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u
wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me?
Stranger: what does that mean
You: butt hole in the anus hole licking my nuts
Stranger: u know too much i think u need a dr
You: That's not what your girlfriend said./
Stranger: well then
You: were r u
Stranger: why do u give a fuck
You: my nipples are cold
You: i ned u 2 wram up
Stranger: ok
Stranger: .....
You: dont u hate
You: when
You: u get blackheads on ur chest?
Stranger: no
You: why
Stranger: i never had them
You: my vag is lubey
Stranger: what does that mrean
You: im horny
You: and my vag is creating fluids
Stranger: wtf
You: were u @
Stranger: ur mom
You: do u like spanking girls bums
Stranger: no
You: y
Stranger: freak
You: i know u want me
Stranger: k
Stranger: u finally found me out
You: Consome?!
Stranger: k
You: howmuch u weigh?
Stranger: idk why
You: i weigh 666 pounds 6 ounces
Stranger: kewl i weigh 777 pounds and 0 ounces
You: Bro, I'm done the trolling for tonight.
You: You have a great day.
Stranger: k
Very lolzy, especially the last one.
You have disconnected.
RagingSquirrel
#43
on Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:50 pm
Yoshi Egg
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: would you be interested in buying a vacuum?
Stranger: yes.
You: well have i got a deal for you!
Stranger: Fuck off salesman.
You: see here.. you can have this dyson ball
Stranger: FUCK NO. &
You: MOVE WITH YOU.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: would you be interested in buying a vacuum?
Stranger: yes.
You: well have i got a deal for you!
Stranger: Fuck off salesman.
You: see here.. you can have this dyson ball
Stranger: FUCK NO. &
You: MOVE WITH YOU.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
zmanrwks
#44
____________________________________
on Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:09 pm
Moderator
Stranger: hi =)
You: Do you like turnips?
Stranger: They're eh
Stranger: Not a huge fan.
You: I love turnips.
Stranger: Well good for you
You: I spend most of my days making turnip images in Photoshop.
Stranger: That's a cool story bro.
You: I think about them when I have sex.
Stranger: I understand, I do the same thing with broccoli.
You: Broccoli broke my heart, I can never go back to it.
Stranger: I understand, I do the same thing with broccoli.
You: Broccoli broke my heart, I can never go back to it.
Stranger: Well it has me now, so it doesn't need you anyways.
You: Stupid whore of a vegetable.
Stranger: Wha.... what'd you say...?
You: That's right, broccoli is a whore.
Stranger: Well turnip is a cumdumpster.
You: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Stranger: NEVER
Stranger: BITCH
You: YOU BASTARD
Stranger: I'LL SLIT TURNIPS THROAT
You: I'll shove broccoli up your ASS.
Stranger: That'd be pretty kinky ••
You: You sicken me.
Stranger: It's only okay though cuz it's broccoli. I wouldn't even look at turnip if I could help it.
You: Well, that's fine, turnips are too good for you.
Stranger: I met a turnip in a dark alley once.
Stranger: Don't make me describe what I did.
Stranger: Don't make me describe what I did.
You: I shall report you to authorities.
Stranger: See if I care. They won't act. They'll consider it me doing them a favor and taking trash off the streets.
You: I can't believe your kind. I shall find you one day, and you shall feel my wrath.
You: Now good day sir.
You have disconnected.
You: Do you like turnips?
Stranger: They're eh
Stranger: Not a huge fan.
You: I love turnips.
Stranger: Well good for you
You: I spend most of my days making turnip images in Photoshop.
Stranger: That's a cool story bro.
You: I think about them when I have sex.
Stranger: I understand, I do the same thing with broccoli.
You: Broccoli broke my heart, I can never go back to it.
Stranger: I understand, I do the same thing with broccoli.
You: Broccoli broke my heart, I can never go back to it.
Stranger: Well it has me now, so it doesn't need you anyways.
You: Stupid whore of a vegetable.
Stranger: Wha.... what'd you say...?
You: That's right, broccoli is a whore.
Stranger: Well turnip is a cumdumpster.
You: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Stranger: NEVER
Stranger: BITCH
You: YOU BASTARD
Stranger: I'LL SLIT TURNIPS THROAT
You: I'll shove broccoli up your ASS.
Stranger: That'd be pretty kinky ••
You: You sicken me.
Stranger: It's only okay though cuz it's broccoli. I wouldn't even look at turnip if I could help it.
You: Well, that's fine, turnips are too good for you.
Stranger: I met a turnip in a dark alley once.
Stranger: Don't make me describe what I did.
Stranger: Don't make me describe what I did.
You: I shall report you to authorities.
Stranger: See if I care. They won't act. They'll consider it me doing them a favor and taking trash off the streets.
You: I can't believe your kind. I shall find you one day, and you shall feel my wrath.
You: Now good day sir.
You have disconnected.
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CartoonLink
#45
on Mon Feb 20, 2012 4:45 pm
Zekrom & Reshiram
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey there! 28/m. How are you doing tonight?
You: hello
You: good u?
Stranger: Doing good thanks
You: im 18 grill detroit
Stranger: Cool. I'm from Georgia
You: awesome!
You: whats your name?
Stranger: Phillip
Stranger: What's yours?
You: george foreman
Stranger: Nice. That's weird, though. I coulda sworn you were in one of my kitchen cabinets.
You: yeah, im a grill, remember?
Stranger: Well duh. You said that.
You: you seem disappointed
You: i love you baby. we can make it happen, rest assured
Stranger: Y'know, I'm afraid I will have to turn you down. I'm really not much into the idea of getting third-degree burns on my penis.
You: babe, those are hickeys!
Stranger: Hickeys that require medical attention?
You: yep
You: i give great bj's
You: i will toss your eggs anyway you like
You: if ya know what i mean
Stranger: Y'know, that's tempting, that really is, but I don't sleep with grills I'm not in a totally committed relationship with.
You: well wait
You: can we atleast become close friends? im sure if we build up our friendship there could be hope for a future relationship!
Stranger: Alright, alright..fine. We can give it a shot.
You: spank you. it means a lot!
Stranger: But I'm not sleeping with you until I put a ring on your cord, ok?
You: deal babe <3
Stranger: Good.
Stranger: Though I have to admit, the eggs offer....that gets me where I'm easily tempted.
You: ill be in the kitchen when you need me! if you ever need someone, i'll be there for you.
You: i can salad toss too!
Stranger: In the kitchen...exactly where a girl...I mean grill...should be.
You: you got it babe!
Stranger: You can toss the salad all you want so long as I get to use my own dressing.
You: oh, you make me so hot!
Stranger: You sure that's not just the electricity running through your heating coils?
You: we can even skip step 1! preheating the oven before sticking in the turkey
You: im sure babe
Stranger: We might should be careful. We might end up with a bun in the oven right after the turkey.
You: oh god
You: i am dripping out of my lower region! nice luby fluids
Stranger: My my. Well I'm just gonna have to clean those up, aren't I?
You: oh yeah
Stranger: Clean 'em up nice and slow
You: dont forget to rub the bulb
Stranger: Oh of course. How could I possibly forget that?
You: you just cant!
Stranger: Anything that I can do to keep your temperature going up.
You: oh! tell me moaw
Stranger: Carress your grill-y curves
You: omg. YES!!!
You: It's been a blast, have a great day!
Stranger: I do love me a full-figured grill
You have disconnected.
Stranger: Hey there! 28/m. How are you doing tonight?
You: hello
You: good u?
Stranger: Doing good thanks
You: im 18 grill detroit
Stranger: Cool. I'm from Georgia
You: awesome!
You: whats your name?
Stranger: Phillip
Stranger: What's yours?
You: george foreman
Stranger: Nice. That's weird, though. I coulda sworn you were in one of my kitchen cabinets.
You: yeah, im a grill, remember?
Stranger: Well duh. You said that.
You: you seem disappointed
You: i love you baby. we can make it happen, rest assured
Stranger: Y'know, I'm afraid I will have to turn you down. I'm really not much into the idea of getting third-degree burns on my penis.
You: babe, those are hickeys!
Stranger: Hickeys that require medical attention?
You: yep
You: i give great bj's
You: i will toss your eggs anyway you like
You: if ya know what i mean
Stranger: Y'know, that's tempting, that really is, but I don't sleep with grills I'm not in a totally committed relationship with.
You: well wait
You: can we atleast become close friends? im sure if we build up our friendship there could be hope for a future relationship!
Stranger: Alright, alright..fine. We can give it a shot.
You:
spank you. it means a lot!Stranger: But I'm not sleeping with you until I put a ring on your cord, ok?
You:
deal babe <3Stranger: Good.
Stranger: Though I have to admit, the eggs offer....that gets me where I'm easily tempted.
You: ill be in the kitchen when you need me! if you ever need someone, i'll be there for you.
You: i can salad toss too!
Stranger: In the kitchen...exactly where a girl...I mean grill...should be.
You:
you got it babe!Stranger: You can toss the salad all you want so long as I get to use my own dressing.
You: oh, you make me so hot!
Stranger: You sure that's not just the electricity running through your heating coils?
You: we can even skip step 1! preheating the oven before sticking in the turkey
You: im sure babe
Stranger: We might should be careful. We might end up with a bun in the oven right after the turkey.
You: oh god
You: i am dripping out of my lower region!
nice luby fluidsStranger: My my. Well I'm just gonna have to clean those up, aren't I?
You: oh yeah
Stranger: Clean 'em up nice and slow
You: dont forget to rub the bulb
Stranger: Oh of course. How could I possibly forget that?
You: you just cant!
Stranger: Anything that I can do to keep your temperature going up.
You: oh! tell me moaw
Stranger: Carress your grill-y curves
You: omg. YES!!!
You: It's been a blast, have a great day!
Stranger: I do love me a full-figured grill
You have disconnected.
Skochko
#46
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k
on Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:41 pm
Administrator
I don't know what a grill is so I have no comment.
- Smash
Jokes aside, that was hot.
- Smash
Jokes aside, that was hot.
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k
Smash
#47
on Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:42 am
Zekrom & Reshiram
I can't believe I set myself up for that one >.<
Good job Mama.
Good job Mama.
CartoonLink
#48
on Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:44 pm
Zekrom & Reshiram
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: wats ur club penguin?
Stranger: asl
You: 9/f/montreal u
Stranger: 18/m/seattle
You: cool
You: wats ur club penguin
Stranger: do you masturbate?
You: wat is masturbate mean
Stranger: sex with your self kind off
You: how do u do that
Stranger: stick your finger where you pee from
Stranger: and then go in and out
Stranger: then see how you feel
You: ow i tried that once and some blood came out im never sticking anything up my peepee again
You: it hurt really bad
You: there was blood everywehre
Stranger: that was different do it again
You: im nervous...
Stranger: you probably had nails
Stranger: just do it
You: no im 9
Stranger: do it
You: u sure itll be ok this time?
Stranger: yes
You: ok il do it in the tub later
Stranger: k you should take a picuture and send it to me at theawesomerash@yahoo.com so i can make sure you are doing it right!
You: ok cuz im scared it will hurt
You: wats sex btw
Stranger: okay but do it as soon as possible and then email me so i can make sure
You: can u wait like 2 hour when i have my bath ill do it asap i promise!
Stranger: something you have when you grow up a little more
Stranger: and yes
Stranger: what is your name
You: alycia wats urs
Stranger: ricky
You: hi ricky
Stranger: hi alycia
You: add my email its codmwnine9@yahoo.com
You: *@hotmail.com
Stranger: make sure your parents don't know
You: i wont. my dad doesnt pay any attention to me and i usually sit up in my room and play compuetr and video games
Stranger: okay then do it
You: and im like the most popular and hottest girl in the class
You: i will k? in two hour i email u!
Stranger: okay
You: did u add my email?
Stranger: yes
You: k ill email u in a bit ricky! have fun
Stranger:
you will too, but make sure you get a picture of your body, your peepee
and then when you stick your finger in and out in and out
You: ok!
You: cya
Stranger: bye i think you should do it now!
You have disconnected.
Eww... What kind of guy that age LIKES nine year old girls?
You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: wats ur club penguin?
Stranger: asl
You: 9/f/montreal u
Stranger: 18/m/seattle
You: cool
You: wats ur club penguin
Stranger: do you masturbate?
You: wat is masturbate mean
Stranger: sex with your self kind off
You: how do u do that
Stranger: stick your finger where you pee from
Stranger: and then go in and out
Stranger: then see how you feel
You: ow i tried that once and some blood came out im never sticking anything up my peepee again
You: it hurt really bad
You: there was blood everywehre
Stranger: that was different do it again
You: im nervous...
Stranger: you probably had nails
Stranger: just do it
You: no im 9
Stranger: do it
You: u sure itll be ok this time?
Stranger: yes
You: ok il do it in the tub later
Stranger: k you should take a picuture and send it to me at theawesomerash@yahoo.com so i can make sure you are doing it right!
You: ok cuz im scared it will hurt
You: wats sex btw
Stranger: okay but do it as soon as possible and then email me so i can make sure
You: can u wait like 2 hour when i have my bath ill do it asap i promise!
Stranger: something you have when you grow up a little more
Stranger: and yes
Stranger: what is your name
You: alycia wats urs
Stranger: ricky
You: hi ricky
Stranger: hi alycia
You: add my email its codmwnine9@yahoo.com
You: *@hotmail.com
Stranger: make sure your parents don't know
You: i wont. my dad doesnt pay any attention to me and i usually sit up in my room and play compuetr and video games
Stranger: okay then do it
You: and im like the most popular and hottest girl in the class
You: i will k? in two hour i email u!
Stranger: okay
You: did u add my email?
Stranger: yes
You: k ill email u in a bit ricky!
have funStranger:
you will too, but make sure you get a picture of your body, your peepee
and then when you stick your finger in and out in and out
You: ok!
You:
cyaStranger: bye i think you should do it now!
You have disconnected.
Eww... What kind of guy that age LIKES nine year old girls?
CartoonLink
#49
on Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:34 am
Zekrom & Reshiram
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl
You: hi. 7 f montreal
You: u?
Stranger: 17 or 7
You: 7
Stranger: lol
Stranger: im 11
You: awesome!
You:
Stranger: where u from
You: wat is ur club penguin?
You: montreal...
Stranger: i dont play that anymore
Stranger: ok
You: what is being a boy like
Stranger: fun
Stranger: do u have msn
You: like is it hard to pee and stuff
You: ya
Stranger: no
Stranger: what is it
You: codmwthree3@hotmail.com
You: like is it hard to pee when you have a boner
Stranger: u have msn
Stranger: mw3
You: no\
You: i hate cod
You: is it hard to pee when u got a boner?
You: if u have any questions about girls u can ask me
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i have a sis so dont worry
You: no thatd be awkward wouldnt it?
You: like asking her what a busted hymen was and shit
Stranger: how does it feel wen u have something up ur vagin
Stranger: vagina
You: it feels really good like
You: its like just easy going in and then it just gets really tight and feels awesome to be penetrated
You: one time my brother and me did it so hard that i peed a little... like what the hell
Stranger: you guys had sex
You: yeah why
You: he said he needed it for an experiment or something
You: i dont see anything wrong with it
Stranger: are you monline
You: not right now
Stranger: how old is he
You: 15 i think
Stranger: lol
Stranger: wow
You: wat?
Stranger: u guys had sex
You: yah so?
You: you seem jealous
Stranger: no
Stranger: but ur bro and sis
Stranger: seriously
You: well he said its so im not scared to do it when im older and so he can have some practice for his gf and so ill be good when i get to age 12
Stranger: and y u on omegle
You: y u on omegle
Stranger: i onno
You: fuck you
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hi asl
You: hi. 7 f montreal
You: u?
Stranger: 17 or 7
You: 7
Stranger: lol
Stranger: im 11
You: awesome!
You:
Stranger: where u from
You: wat is ur club penguin?
You: montreal...
Stranger: i dont play that anymore
Stranger: ok
You: what is being a boy like
Stranger: fun
Stranger: do u have msn
You: like is it hard to pee and stuff
You: ya
Stranger: no
Stranger: what is it
You: codmwthree3@hotmail.com
You: like is it hard to pee when you have a boner
Stranger: u have msn
Stranger: mw3
You: no\
You: i hate cod
You: is it hard to pee when u got a boner?
You: if u have any questions about girls u can ask me
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i have a sis so dont worry
You: no thatd be awkward wouldnt it?
You: like asking her what a busted hymen was and shit
Stranger: how does it feel wen u have something up ur vagin
Stranger: vagina
You: it feels really good like
You: its like just easy going in and then it just gets really tight and feels awesome to be penetrated
You: one time my brother and me did it so hard that i peed a little... like what the hell
Stranger: you guys had sex
You: yeah why
You: he said he needed it for an experiment or something
You: i dont see anything wrong with it
Stranger: are you monline
You: not right now
Stranger: how old is he
You: 15 i think
Stranger: lol
Stranger: wow
You: wat?
Stranger: u guys had sex
You: yah so?
You: you seem jealous
Stranger: no
Stranger: but ur bro and sis
Stranger: seriously
You: well he said its so im not scared to do it when im older and so he can have some practice for his gf and so ill be good when i get to age 12
Stranger: and y u on omegle
You: y u on omegle
Stranger: i onno
You: fuck you
You have disconnected.
CartoonLink
#50
on Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:56 pm
Zekrom & Reshiram
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What's the only good kind of indian? A dead indian.
Stranger 2: LOL
Stranger 2: this makes me feel better
Stranger 2: at least I'm not the only racist
Stranger 1: So...
Stranger 1: You're like a legit racist?
Stranger 2: yeah
Stranger 2: at least I admit it
Stranger 1: Also don't be too quick to judge the spy.
Stranger 2: I think most everyone is too, they just deny it
Stranger 1: I have said racist jokes.
Stranger 1: And they were just jokes.
Stranger 2: well spy dislikes indians don't you think?
Stranger 1: No, maybe not.
Stranger 1: He could just be trying to be funny.
Stranger 2: even if it's just a joke, there's some truth to every joke
Stranger 2: so a part of him believes it
Stranger 1: No.
Stranger 2: Yes.
Stranger 1: If I make a joke about Batman I don't fucking think he's real.
Stranger 2: That's not a racial joke.
Stranger 1: You just said joke.
Stranger 1: Not racial joke.
Stranger 2: so what?
Stranger 1: *sighs* Nevermind.
Stranger 2: yeah that's right
Stranger 2: you don't have any batman jokes anyways
Stranger 2: think of one
Stranger 1: And no, not most people are racist .
Stranger 2: I dare you
Stranger 1: I used him as an example.
Stranger 2: so give me a example
Stranger 2: make a batman joke
Stranger 2: I bet you'll find a bit of truth to it
Stranger 1: Are you stupid?
Stranger 2: no but you are obviously
Stranger 2: there is truth in everything you imbecile
Stranger 1: I said I used him as an example.
Stranger 1: I don't know any.
Stranger 2: but it wasn't really an example
Stranger 2: because there was no joke
Stranger 2: it was just a hypothetical crock of shit
Stranger 2: faggot
Stranger 1: Your stupidity is mind blowing.
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Question to discuss:
What's the only good kind of indian? A dead indian.
Stranger 2: LOL
Stranger 2: this makes me feel better
Stranger 2: at least I'm not the only racist
Stranger 1: So...
Stranger 1: You're like a legit racist?
Stranger 2: yeah
Stranger 2: at least I admit it
Stranger 1: Also don't be too quick to judge the spy.
Stranger 2: I think most everyone is too, they just deny it
Stranger 1: I have said racist jokes.
Stranger 1: And they were just jokes.
Stranger 2: well spy dislikes indians don't you think?
Stranger 1: No, maybe not.
Stranger 1: He could just be trying to be funny.
Stranger 2: even if it's just a joke, there's some truth to every joke
Stranger 2: so a part of him believes it
Stranger 1: No.
Stranger 2: Yes.
Stranger 1: If I make a joke about Batman I don't fucking think he's real.
Stranger 2: That's not a racial joke.
Stranger 1: You just said joke.
Stranger 1: Not racial joke.
Stranger 2: so what?
Stranger 1: *sighs* Nevermind.
Stranger 2: yeah that's right
Stranger 2: you don't have any batman jokes anyways
Stranger 2: think of one
Stranger 1: And no, not most people are racist .
Stranger 2: I dare you
Stranger 1: I used him as an example.
Stranger 2: so give me a example
Stranger 2: make a batman joke
Stranger 2: I bet you'll find a bit of truth to it
Stranger 1: Are you stupid?
Stranger 2: no but you are obviously
Stranger 2: there is truth in everything you imbecile
Stranger 1: I said I used him as an example.
Stranger 1: I don't know any.
Stranger 2: but it wasn't really an example
Stranger 2: because there was no joke
Stranger 2: it was just a hypothetical crock of shit
Stranger 2: faggot
Stranger 1: Your stupidity is mind blowing.
Stranger 2 has disconnected
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