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CHAPTER 1:
It has been one year since Giygas was defeated for the second time. Onett had been peaceful since then, and Mayor GH Pirkle was taken out of office being thehorrible mayor he was. Paula had come all the way from Twoson just to see Ness again. This is where the story begins.
DING-DONG!
Ness's Mom: Would you get that Ness?
Ness: Okay mom!
(Ness opens the door)
Paula: Hello Ness.
Ness: Hi Paula, long time no see!
Paula: I know. How have you been?
Ness: Great. This new console came out. It's called the Nintendo 64, and I've really been enjoying it.
EDITOR'S NOTE: EarthBound came out in the late SNES days, so the N64 is new to them.
Paula: Wow, after we saved the world maybe you'll appear in a Nintendo cross over game!
*INSERT FORESHADOWING JINGLE HERE*
(Annoying Knock is heard)
Ness: Oh no! I'm not answering that!
(The door crashes open and Porky in his Spider-Mech appears)
Ness: What do you want Porky?
EDITOR'S NOTE: His real name is Porky. Pokey was a failed translation on behalf of Nintendo Of America
(Porky flashes a ray of light on Ness and Paula)
Porky: I've come to take care of what defeated Giygas!
Paula: Ness! Do something!
Ness: Not so fast Porky!
BATTLE BEGINS
Ness Tried PK Rockin
But it failed
EDITOR'S NOTE: While in EarthBound it says PSI Rockin, the original Japanese on says PK
Ness: What the hell? Why can't I use PK Rockin?
Porky: You know that ray of light I shined on you? It keeps makes you forget all your PSI moves! Now you have to learn them upon leveling up again!
Ness: DAMN!
Porky: Now I'm taking Paula with me! And there's nothing you can do about it.
(Porky Snatches Paula and flies away)
Paula: Ness, help!
Ness: NOOOO!
BATTLE ENDS
Ness's Mom: Ness, tell your friends to stop making so much noise while I masturbate!
END OF CHAPTER 1
If anyone wonders why Ness is talking, it's because he can talk, it's just that Nintendo likes silent protagonists.
CHAPTER 1:
It has been one year since Giygas was defeated for the second time. Onett had been peaceful since then, and Mayor GH Pirkle was taken out of office being thehorrible mayor he was. Paula had come all the way from Twoson just to see Ness again. This is where the story begins.
DING-DONG!
Ness's Mom: Would you get that Ness?
Ness: Okay mom!
(Ness opens the door)
Paula: Hello Ness.
Ness: Hi Paula, long time no see!
Paula: I know. How have you been?
Ness: Great. This new console came out. It's called the Nintendo 64, and I've really been enjoying it.
EDITOR'S NOTE: EarthBound came out in the late SNES days, so the N64 is new to them.
Paula: Wow, after we saved the world maybe you'll appear in a Nintendo cross over game!
*INSERT FORESHADOWING JINGLE HERE*
(Annoying Knock is heard)
Ness: Oh no! I'm not answering that!
(The door crashes open and Porky in his Spider-Mech appears)
Ness: What do you want Porky?
EDITOR'S NOTE: His real name is Porky. Pokey was a failed translation on behalf of Nintendo Of America
(Porky flashes a ray of light on Ness and Paula)
Porky: I've come to take care of what defeated Giygas!
Paula: Ness! Do something!
Ness: Not so fast Porky!
BATTLE BEGINS
Ness Tried PK Rockin
But it failed
EDITOR'S NOTE: While in EarthBound it says PSI Rockin, the original Japanese on says PK
Ness: What the hell? Why can't I use PK Rockin?
Porky: You know that ray of light I shined on you? It keeps makes you forget all your PSI moves! Now you have to learn them upon leveling up again!
Ness: DAMN!
Porky: Now I'm taking Paula with me! And there's nothing you can do about it.
(Porky Snatches Paula and flies away)
Paula: Ness, help!
Ness: NOOOO!
BATTLE ENDS
Ness's Mom: Ness, tell your friends to stop making so much noise while I masturbate!
END OF CHAPTER 1
If anyone wonders why Ness is talking, it's because he can talk, it's just that Nintendo likes silent protagonists.
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