This is my review of the "legendary" "amazing" "pro" disappointment of a sport I like to call Tennis.

Surroundings: 3/10
For one, why do people go to watch this? It's like curling, IT'S NOT AT ALL INTENSE, and the concept is horrible. I mean, there's 200 people at games tops and it's seriously one of the most ugly type of arenas in the history of mankind.

Point system: 1/10
So it's 0-0 then 15-Love, then 30-Love, then 40-Love, then a win. What the fuck? Why can't it be zero? Love is something you feel, not a fucking number to keep track of a score with you European dipshits.

Techniques: 5/10
It may be challenging... IN WII SPORTS LOL! But seriously, the out of bounds is horse shit, like what if the wind takes over you toss and then makes it fly from in bounds to out of bounds? Care to explain that one?

Story: 2/10
Care to explain the story? Egyptians were bored one day and while experimenting with quantum physics, they stumbled upon a green ball that wasn't heavy and could not deal the damage, but if hit correctly with a bat shaped like a snowshoe, it could make a very "intense" game of ball. These Egyptians were high as a kite when they came up with the name "Tennis". Rumours speculate that They ate TEN shrooms each and got hit in the "knees", as referring to NIS. So that's where the name TENNIS comes from, way to drag out the story.

Overall: -5/10
This is the worst sport in history, worse than soccer, baseball, and curling combined.

cant be as bad as american football(handegg) now that is a true disgrace of a sport

And this comes from a person who hasn't seen a ball for any sport in his life. Very relevant. Go back to Skyward Sword and shut up.

For once I'm going to agree with Coco. I'm also going to agree with Roshi. Both opinions are very true

Who gives a fuck about your opinions? You can't play sports.

I am butthurt like that.

Mama's mad because I speak the truth.

Tennis is a pathetic excuse for a sport. It has absolutely no degree of entertainment.

Entertaining is like sex in public. If you sit there having a good old time with your partner, it's fucking weird for everyone watching. If you want to entertain, you have to have everyone watching involved.

Stop calling this a sport, it's a bunch of homosexuals that have become overly involved on the phallic stage of their psycosexual development.

I am disowning you, Samantha.

I tore my hymen a bit while playing tennis.

Skochko wrote:Who gives a fuck about your opinions? You can't play sports.

I am butthurt like that.

You know, that's actually true because I'm short and wimpy.

Smash wrote:

Skochko wrote:Who gives a fuck about your opinions? You can't play sports.

I am butthurt like that.

You know, that's actually true because I'm short and wimpy.

And you're a ten year old failure named Groudon.

CartoonLink wrote:

Smash wrote:

Skochko wrote:Who gives a fuck about your opinions? You can't play sports.

I am butthurt like that.

You know, that's actually true because I'm short and wimpy.

And you're a ten year old failure named Groudon.

Except that I'm 14, and dropped that name.

So how is your opinion relevant if you don't play any sports? Just saying.

Skochko wrote:So how is your opinion relevant if you don't play any sports? Just saying.

My parents made me play sports when I was in grade school.

Do you watch sports?

Skochko wrote:Do you watch sports?

Never, I'd rather be watching anime.

Smash wrote:

CartoonLink wrote:

Smash wrote:

Skochko wrote:Who gives a fuck about your opinions? You can't play sports.

I am butthurt like that.

You know, that's actually true because I'm short and wimpy.

And you're a ten year old failure named Groudon.

Except that I'm 14, and dropped that name.

You don't deny that you're an obvious failure? Faggot.

Marioking wrote:

Smash wrote:

CartoonLink wrote:

Smash wrote:

Skochko wrote:Who gives a fuck about your opinions? You can't play sports.

I am butthurt like that.

You know, that's actually true because I'm short and wimpy.

And you're a ten year old failure named Groudon.

Except that I'm 14, and dropped that name.

You don't deny that you're an obvious failure? Faggot.

I second this.