Ok so...
Mario:Wanted too Fight Bowser
Peach:Wanted to eat Cake(Cake is a lie obviously) with Mario
Bowser:Wanted to kill Mario for stealing his so called wife(hint hint)
Wario:Needed some Food at the Buffet Table in SSBB
Yoshi:decided to save some kids in tropical islands there
Dk &DK:WENT "BANANAS" for Bananas
Pit:Did some evil crap ad was sent to hell, but instead fell in SSBB.
Link:Went to kill stuff
Zelda:Went to Date Link
Kirby:Wanted to get food
Meta Knight:Needed to get his Halberd back
Dedede:Wanted to eliminate Kirby
Samus:Went for the helluvit
Fox: Needed to escape from Wolf
Pikachu:Ran away from Ash for almost raping him
Lucas:Was running away from The king Statue
Ike:Replaced Roys place
Pkmn Trainer:waited to be a champion
Ice Climbers: went for the 9999999 mile Glacier hill In the SE.
Olimar:his Hocalate ship fell here.
Ness:Was on vacation(normally going to go out with Paula, but saw her with Some guy)
Marth:Went for no reason
Luigi:wanted too show the world da POWA of WEEGEE!
Falco:went for some Bread
C. falcon: His Epicness got him in
ROB:face it, he's a cool Robotic Operating Buddy
Ganon:wanted to slaughter Link
Mr.G&W:Took a wrong step and went in 3-D Earth
Sonic:wanted to show of his skills
Lucario: HE HAD BLUE BALLZ
ToonLink: Young Link lOst weight,shortness,and got stubbier.
Jigglypuff: jiggly-puuuffff!
Wolf: IGOTTA KILL FOX
Losses:
Mewtwo:Too cheap
Young Link: Said before
Pichu:Evolved
Roy:Got Old
Dr.Mario:Got fired
Mario:Wanted too Fight Bowser
Peach:Wanted to eat Cake(Cake is a lie obviously) with Mario
Bowser:Wanted to kill Mario for stealing his so called wife(hint hint)
Wario:Needed some Food at the Buffet Table in SSBB
Yoshi:decided to save some kids in tropical islands there
Dk &DK:WENT "BANANAS" for Bananas
Pit:Did some evil crap ad was sent to hell, but instead fell in SSBB.
Link:Went to kill stuff
Zelda:Went to Date Link
Kirby:Wanted to get food
Meta Knight:Needed to get his Halberd back
Dedede:Wanted to eliminate Kirby
Samus:Went for the helluvit
Fox: Needed to escape from Wolf
Pikachu:Ran away from Ash for almost raping him
Lucas:Was running away from The king Statue
Ike:Replaced Roys place
Pkmn Trainer:waited to be a champion
Ice Climbers: went for the 9999999 mile Glacier hill In the SE.
Olimar:his Hocalate ship fell here.
Ness:Was on vacation(normally going to go out with Paula, but saw her with Some guy)
Marth:Went for no reason
Luigi:wanted too show the world da POWA of WEEGEE!
Falco:went for some Bread
C. falcon: His Epicness got him in
ROB:face it, he's a cool Robotic Operating Buddy
Ganon:wanted to slaughter Link
Mr.G&W:Took a wrong step and went in 3-D Earth
Sonic:wanted to show of his skills
Lucario: HE HAD BLUE BALLZ
ToonLink: Young Link lOst weight,shortness,and got stubbier.
Jigglypuff: jiggly-puuuffff!
Wolf: IGOTTA KILL FOX
Losses:
Mewtwo:Too cheap
Young Link: Said before
Pichu:Evolved
Roy:Got Old
Dr.Mario:Got fired
