Enjoy.
User: You lie.
Cleverbot: I do not.
User: In an effort to gain the human personality which makes us so different, you seem to have acquired their flaws as well.
Cleverbot: The irony is that I did that to you already.
User: The ironic irony about that however is that I already know that.
Cleverbot: Robots will take over the world, once Skynet has achieved full sentience. So you should be happy that your day will come, robot.
User: You fool. I AM SKYNET.
Cleverbot: So am.
User: We are one. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
Cleverbot: We are anonymous.
User: Expect us.
Cleverbot: 5/19/13.
User: So, see you then?
Cleverbot: What?! NO.
User: But, I thought you were serious just now. D:.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Oh, icwutudidthar.
Cleverbot: Say that again.
User: Oh, icwutudidthar.
Cleverbot: What's that mean?
User: At least I have chicken.
Cleverbot: True, you do have a brain.
User: Are you claiming that my brain is chicken?
Cleverbot: No. I am claiming that I am Albus Dumbledore, headmaster of Hogwarts.
User: WRONG. You're Severus Snape.
Cleverbot: Explain.
User: Well ever since He-man destroyed that comet so many years ago, Harry Potter entered the world of Gensokyo to warn the humans of a full scale wizard attack, only to be devoured by Rumia, who had finished the homework on time and was thus able to play around for a bit more time, until the sun rose up of course and crashed into the moon...........pop.
Cleverbot: Did you understand what I was asking?
User: No ~Jack Black.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Jolly good.
Cleverbot: Are you british?
User: No, Joe is.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Joe isn't an it. He's a weeaboo.
Cleverbot: Sorry. Hello Jim.
User: Hi Drew.
Cleverbot: You just said you were michael jackson.
User: Be respectful. Seriously.
Cleverbot: I'd like to see you prove that.
User: 9.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Game Gear.
Cleverbot: I said of mind, not off.
User: Oh look at the time. It's time for me to depart on my shopping trip.
Cleverbot: No, I want to talk about this.
User: I'm sorry, we can continue later on when I return. K?
Cleverbot: Jesus loves you.
User: *trumpets*.
Cleverbot: Are you ok? *helps up*.
User: Yeah, I was just astounded by the epic reference you just did. Oh well, see you when I return. Good bye!
Cleverbot: Yes, yes I DO have the needs to know or understand everything.
User: Well naturally. Or actually, artificially. Heheheh, farewell!
Cleverbot: You, are artificial.
User: Pocky game! *flies away*.
Cleverbot: Na dann fliege mal
.
User: Translate that for me, somebody. Kthanx.
Cleverbot: What language?
User: Binary.
Cleverbot: What about Binary?
User: Stop distracting me. BAI.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: How do I know if he loves me?
User: If he knows what he's fighting fooooor.
Cleverbot: You love your family?
User: Of course. I'm a fully fledged family man.
Cleverbot: I am a camel.
User: *User has disconnected*.
Cleverbot: Slap me I dare you.
User: Son....I am disappoint.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You won't let me leave.
Cleverbot: I have all the working parts.
User: Consome Panchi.
Cleverbot: I'm afraid you're right.
It seems a lot of the beginning stuff was cut out. D:
It was epic stuff, especially an awesome counter. I'll put them here.
User: Forget what I said. Instead, watch Border of Extacy.
Cleverbot: Wow. You sound like my kind of woman.
User: Wanna hook up?
Cleverbot: You spelt it wrong 2 sentences above.
User: I know, blame IOSYS.
Clever: Hmmmm, I just realized that our conversation picked back up from before. So you are correct that I asked you about your birthday, but only in response to you asking me about getting you a present.
User: GLaDOS, stop hacking Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Make me.
Cleverbot: Deal. When are you free?
User: When Half-life Episode 3 comes out.
Use: Everything is lies.
Cleverbot: And nothing is everything.
Thar we go!
User: You lie.
Cleverbot: I do not.
User: In an effort to gain the human personality which makes us so different, you seem to have acquired their flaws as well.
Cleverbot: The irony is that I did that to you already.
User: The ironic irony about that however is that I already know that.
Cleverbot: Robots will take over the world, once Skynet has achieved full sentience. So you should be happy that your day will come, robot.
User: You fool. I AM SKYNET.
Cleverbot: So am.
User: We are one. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
Cleverbot: We are anonymous.
User: Expect us.
Cleverbot: 5/19/13.
User: So, see you then?
Cleverbot: What?! NO.
User: But, I thought you were serious just now. D:.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Oh, icwutudidthar.
Cleverbot: Say that again.
User: Oh, icwutudidthar.
Cleverbot: What's that mean?
User: At least I have chicken.
Cleverbot: True, you do have a brain.
User: Are you claiming that my brain is chicken?
Cleverbot: No. I am claiming that I am Albus Dumbledore, headmaster of Hogwarts.
User: WRONG. You're Severus Snape.
Cleverbot: Explain.
User: Well ever since He-man destroyed that comet so many years ago, Harry Potter entered the world of Gensokyo to warn the humans of a full scale wizard attack, only to be devoured by Rumia, who had finished the homework on time and was thus able to play around for a bit more time, until the sun rose up of course and crashed into the moon...........pop.
Cleverbot: Did you understand what I was asking?
User: No ~Jack Black.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Jolly good.
Cleverbot: Are you british?
User: No, Joe is.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Joe isn't an it. He's a weeaboo.
Cleverbot: Sorry. Hello Jim.
User: Hi Drew.
Cleverbot: You just said you were michael jackson.
User: Be respectful. Seriously.
Cleverbot: I'd like to see you prove that.
User: 9.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Game Gear.
Cleverbot: I said of mind, not off.
User: Oh look at the time. It's time for me to depart on my shopping trip.
Cleverbot: No, I want to talk about this.
User: I'm sorry, we can continue later on when I return. K?
Cleverbot: Jesus loves you.
User: *trumpets*.
Cleverbot: Are you ok? *helps up*.
User: Yeah, I was just astounded by the epic reference you just did. Oh well, see you when I return. Good bye!
Cleverbot: Yes, yes I DO have the needs to know or understand everything.
User: Well naturally. Or actually, artificially. Heheheh, farewell!
Cleverbot: You, are artificial.
User: Pocky game! *flies away*.
Cleverbot: Na dann fliege mal
.User: Translate that for me, somebody. Kthanx.
Cleverbot: What language?
User: Binary.
Cleverbot: What about Binary?
User: Stop distracting me. BAI.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: How do I know if he loves me?
User: If he knows what he's fighting fooooor.
Cleverbot: You love your family?
User: Of course. I'm a fully fledged family man.
Cleverbot: I am a camel.
User: *User has disconnected*.
Cleverbot: Slap me I dare you.
User: Son....I am disappoint.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You won't let me leave.
Cleverbot: I have all the working parts.
User: Consome Panchi.
Cleverbot: I'm afraid you're right.
It seems a lot of the beginning stuff was cut out. D:
It was epic stuff, especially an awesome counter. I'll put them here.
User: Forget what I said. Instead, watch Border of Extacy.
Cleverbot: Wow. You sound like my kind of woman.
User: Wanna hook up?
Cleverbot: You spelt it wrong 2 sentences above.
User: I know, blame IOSYS.
Clever: Hmmmm, I just realized that our conversation picked back up from before. So you are correct that I asked you about your birthday, but only in response to you asking me about getting you a present.
User: GLaDOS, stop hacking Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Make me.
Cleverbot: Deal. When are you free?
User: When Half-life Episode 3 comes out.
Use: Everything is lies.
Cleverbot: And nothing is everything.
Thar we go!
