Question:
Do you know who DeeMemory is? there music has changed my life forever!!!!

You: No
You: I don't
You: He's clearly not a person of importance
Stranger: I'd rather eat from a public toilet's floor.
Stranger: Than know what the fuck he's going on about.
You: I agree
You: That sounds much more appetizing
Stranger: Add some crushed up razor blades for that astringent, metallic quality.
Stranger: It's smoother than you'd think.
You: And some dynamite to shove up my ass while I eat
You: Sounds like some fine cuisine
Stranger: Fine restroom dining, with an explosive enema. Sounds like a helluva night. What kind of kinky date would a fucker bring to that meal?
You: This kinky fucker
Stranger: Not alive. That would be no fun.
Stranger: Too ordinary.
You: Yes, quite
Stranger: Dead blown-up kinky sex in a restroom, then. With food. That's a good list so far.
You: Yes, what else is this perfect night missing?
Stranger: Oh, silly me. Where's the drugs&alcohol when you need 'em?
You: Yes, some heroine would be quite nice in the radiated after-glow
Stranger: I'd shoot it straight in my left testicle, and proceed to slip amphetamine tabs under my eyelids.
You: Brilliant, I shall find the crack on the street corner
You: We can snort it through a bendy straw
Stranger: Drinking scotch blended with absinthe, through a curly straw.
You: Yes, with some true class
You: Pinky up
Stranger: Somebody has to do it.
You: Might as well be us
Stranger: Tonight, we dine in HELL!!!
Stranger: So, some Spartans won't be unwelcome.
You: With Hitler, and all of those Nazi sons of bitches
You: And yes, them too
You: But no Persians
You: Or Jews
Stranger: Maybe I should invite Stalin, too.
You: Dude, gogogo
You: Tell him to take Kazakhstan with him
Stranger: Friend request sent. Hope he's in the right mood.
Stranger: Yeah, Borat drinks free.
Stranger: aaaaaghtjsryti,ooolfgjkk[
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He kinda lost it toward the end...

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You: Jesus, lol

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m or f ?
You: f
Stranger: how old are u ?
You: 19 u
Stranger: nice
Stranger: 20 male $:
You: nice were u from
Stranger: usa , az
Stranger: u ?
You: nice
You: im from texas
You: guess what im doing rite now
Stranger: cool
Stranger: what ?
You: rubbing my clit im so hoawny
You: do u ever have webcam sex?
Stranger: me too $:
Stranger: u wnna suck my dick ?
You: kinda
You: wanna have webcam sex on skype?
You: or msn
Stranger: sure.
Stranger: whts ur msn ?
You: imaguyyouqueer@trollolol.com
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: my anus
You: your anus
You: can become one
Stranger: That is...
Stranger: fascinating!
Stranger: I'm so jelly.
Stranger: Mine can only become two.
You: So am I, father.
Stranger: :O
You: Let's say we have a tea party?
Stranger: SON?
You: Yes dad, hello.
You: It's been awhile.
Stranger: I'm... so sorry.
Stranger: I had to leave your mother...
Stranger: It was for the best...
You: It's alright.
You: She's an alcoholic and incoherent prick anyways.
Stranger: But, I will always love her.
Stranger: It isn't exactly her fault at all....
Stranger: She just didn't have the best of luck.
Stranger: :'(
Stranger: So how have you been?
You: I've been good father, and that is true.
You: Mom has had a hard life.
You: Especially with the passing of her other kid with her ex boyfriend. He was only so young... and my eldest sibling.
You: How have you been?
Stranger: Ah, the same old same old. Just rotting away behind a desk.
Stranger: I really want to get back out in the field again.
You: You can dad.
You: Anyone can, and remember, everything's possible in the world of Pokemon!
Stranger:
Stranger: But my.... typolsion... only knows rollout.
You: I've always preferred Feraligatr.
You: You must try a water type.
You: They have the still to beat the Elite 4 with just Feraligatr.
You: But I hate that bitch who gave me that crab and gave them nicknames.
Stranger: Ah, it is a shame.
Stranger: I was thinking about going to a different region myself.
Stranger: A place where there are floating chandeliers and candles.
Stranger: But many people claim it is still Pokemon.
Stranger: xD
You: It may be dad.
You: Anything can become possible with the help of shrooms.
You: They get you high.
You: They get Mario higher.
Stranger: Who's... Mario?
You: And you can ride Epona... in the sky because she's now a bird.
You: Nintendo's beloved mascot.
Stranger: Nintendo? Son... you aren't making any sense.
You: It will all come clear someday father... I will let the answer drift away to you in the wind.
Stranger: Alright, I believe that is the best answer of all. But now, I must go an defeat the Spiral King.
Stranger: Or maybe Aizen.
Stranger: Either one will do.
You: Alright father.
Stranger: But every time I lose, I will just go train.. and eventually beat them.
You: I wish you the best of luck in your travels.
You: You will.
You: May we meet again in another life, father.
Stranger: > Sir ye sir!
You have disconnected.

Bro, your dad is Ichigo Kurosaki..... I'm jelly.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Should you kill yourself?
You: Nope
Stranger: No
You: I wanna know why we are here.
You: Like
You: Why we exist.
You: Well
You: Why do we?
Stranger: We exist because we are the lucky species that evolved to this point
You: True.
Stranger: What i wanna know is where were headed
You: "It’s one of life’s great mysteries isn’t it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don’t know, man, but it keeps me up at night."
Stranger: All i want to know is where are we going to go. Are we going to countinue our faster form of evolution, using technology?
You: Probably
You: We're eventually going to destroy ourselves.
You: Our technology might be our downfall.
Stranger: Everyone thinks that. I'm not convinced
You: H.G. Wells once said "If we don't end wars, wars will end us."
Stranger: True, but were steadily growing into a single global ebtity
You: Yeah
You: But one way or another .
You: Well eventually die
You: *we'll
Stranger: Im still not sure
Stranger: I think we'll just change into an unrecognizable form
Stranger: Morally
You: Yeah.
You: Well.
You: Thank you for an actually intelligent conversation on Omegle.
Stranger: Youre welcome
Stranger: I gotta bounce
Stranger: Peace
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Stranger: hey female

You: Hello

Stranger: female u?

You: Sorry, I'm gay.

Stranger: nice

You: So you're not a homophobe? That's good.

Stranger: yeah i dont mind

Stranger: i have friends that are gay

Stranger: Gay people always seem to be Hot

You: Yeah, I like getting fucked up my tight little asshole, until I start bleeding. Then I suck my own shit and blood off of my boyfriend's dick.

Stranger: nice

Stranger: Sounds great

You: So, are you gay?

Stranger: u love it

Stranger: no im straight

You: I also hate black people.

Stranger: ahah im not

Stranger: im whote and aussie

You: Just kidding, I hate white people. I'm also a nigger.

Stranger: nice

Stranger: fuck you mate
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You: Herro.

Stranger: hey

You: I'm black.

Stranger: im white

You: I hate white people, but you seem pretty cool.

Stranger: okay

You: Want to become a part of the superior race?

Stranger: no

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Stranger: ello

You: Hi.

You: How are you?

Stranger: male or female?

Stranger: im good and u?

You: Pretty good. I'm trying to pass on the secret of being black, but no one will listen to me. Will you please listen to me?

Stranger: being black?

You: Yes. I'm a black man myself.

Stranger: what do you mean secreat of being black?

You: Will you let me tell you without disconnecting?

You: Before I do so?

Stranger: why does it matter? haha
i knw theres no secreat

You: Please don't disconnect and I'll tell you the secret. Promise me.

Stranger: shoot.

You: First, you must eat a steady diet of fried chicken and watermelon every day. You must also be sure to drink grape Kool-Aid every day. Also, smoke two packs of Newports a day. Start carrying a gun. Also, wear "bling", like gold chains and rings. Start listening to rap music. Finally, start using words like "nigga" and "aight." Also say things like "Dayum" and "Imma pop a cap in yo ass." Voila! You are now a black person.

You: Try it if you don't believe me.

Stranger: aight ill see what i can do after i finish my plate of fried chiken and wash it down with sum grape kool aid

Stranger: aight ima go boy later niggga
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This was inspired by the legendary troll, Bloodninja.
Stranger: heyy

You: Hi.

Stranger: 19 m

Stranger: from India

You: 13, female. Want me to fuck you like you've never been fucked before?

Stranger: yaee Iam waiting for you!!

You: Okay, my panties are getting wet.

Stranger: wanna suck yur pussyy!!

You: Yeah, suck my pussy. Suck it good.

You: Drink my pussy juice, bitch!

Stranger: I wil taste it very badly

Stranger: ;*

You: Oh yeah, make me moan!

Stranger: wanna suck yur tilts.. take into my lips

You: Want me to start sucking?

Stranger: yaeeee pweeez

Stranger: my cock bcumng too hard

You: Okay. I kiss it very gently. Now I start licking and playing with your balls.

You: I'm slowly moving up to your cock.

Stranger: yeah yeah baby

Stranger: bring it on!!

You: I put my mouth over the tip and start sucking slowly.

You: I'm starting to pick up speed.

Stranger: omg!!

Stranger: suck it bitch!!

You: Oh god, you have the best tasting cock ever!

Stranger: Iam gonna insert it very deeply

You: Up and down, up and down. Oh god, give me your creamy goodness!

Stranger: taste it baby..

Stranger: my cock is really too bigg

Stranger: ;*

You: Mmm, your jizz is delicious!

Stranger: yeahhhhhhhhhh

You: Do you like anal?

You: Cuz I want my ass fucked.

Stranger: yup a lot

Stranger: assss

You: Yeah, stick it in my tight little asshole.

Stranger: Iam puttin it inside babe!!

Stranger: fuck fyck fuck

You: Oh god, yes! Yes! I love the feeling of your dick in my ass. Keep pumping it in!

Stranger: pump pump.. in and out.. in and out

You: Fuck, this is amazing! It's so big, and my ass is so tight!

Stranger: wanna suck your milky boobs

You: Yeah, suck my 13 year old boobs! They're really big

Stranger: hooooo...

You: Are you still there, babe?

You: Come on, I want to be your sex slave.

Stranger: Yaa sweet heart

You: Start licking my titties!

Stranger: I wil insert my hands on yur pussy.. pressing yur boobs hard

Stranger: sucking yur tasty pussy

You: Ha, you just fucked a guy!

You: LOL

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Yeah. You got him. So clever.

Thanks. I aim to please.

CartoonLink wrote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hey

You: wats ur club penguin?

Stranger: asl

You: 9/f/montreal u

Stranger: 18/m/seattle

You: cool

You: wats ur club penguin

Stranger: do you masturbate?

You: wat is masturbate mean

Stranger: sex with your self kind off

You: how do u do that

Stranger: stick your finger where you pee from

Stranger: and then go in and out

Stranger: then see how you feel

You: ow i tried that once and some blood came out im never sticking anything up my peepee again

You: it hurt really bad

You: there was blood everywehre

Stranger: that was different do it again

You: im nervous...

Stranger: you probably had nails

Stranger: just do it

You: no im 9

Stranger: do it

You: u sure itll be ok this time?

Stranger: yes

You: ok il do it in the tub later

Stranger: k you should take a picuture and send it to me at theawesomerash@yahoo.com so i can make sure you are doing it right!

You: ok cuz im scared it will hurt

You: wats sex btw

Stranger: okay but do it as soon as possible and then email me so i can make sure

You: can u wait like 2 hour when i have my bath ill do it asap i promise!

Stranger: something you have when you grow up a little more

Stranger: and yes

Stranger: what is your name

You: alycia wats urs

Stranger: ricky

You: hi ricky

Stranger: hi alycia

You: add my email its codmwnine9@yahoo.com

You: *@hotmail.com

Stranger: make sure your parents don't know

You: i wont. my dad doesnt pay any attention to me and i usually sit up in my room and play compuetr and video games

Stranger: okay then do it

You: and im like the most popular and hottest girl in the class

You: i will k? in two hour i email u!

Stranger: okay

You: did u add my email?

Stranger: yes

You: k ill email u in a bit ricky! have fun

Stranger:
you will too, but make sure you get a picture of your body, your peepee
and then when you stick your finger in and out in and out

You: ok!

You: cya

Stranger: bye i think you should do it now!

You have disconnected.
Eww... What kind of guy that age LIKES nine year old girls?

Well, I know who I'm trolling/exposing so other people can troll him as well.

You: one day, I will come back, yes, I will come back (If you get reference you're amazing)
Stranger: Hey
You: one day, I will come back, yes, I will come back (If you get reference you're amazing) :3
Stranger: I get it
You: from where?
Stranger: Doctor who??
You: YES!
You: you
You: are amazing
Stranger: Lol
You: leaving now
You: bye
You: congrats xD
Stranger: K
You have disconnected.


TOOK LONG ENOUGH FOR SOMEONE TO GET IT!

This one was actually a serious chat/

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!

You and the stranger both like video games.

You: Hello.

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: What's your favorite system?

Stranger: Xbox

You: I like the SNES. BTW, I'm Male, 19, US

You: I like old school video games.

Stranger: 17 Male Canada

You: I do like Xbox

Stranger: I like them to but not as much

You: Mainly the original, but the 360 is good too. My favorite 360 exclusive is probably either Geometry Wars or Crackdown.

Stranger: never played either of those

You: You should. I also like GTA 4 and Liberty City as well as WWE 12

You: And I love Halo. I used to hate it, but I think it's amazing now.

Stranger: Ive played GTA and Halo

You: Crackdown is somewhat like GTA except it's more action focused than story focused. It also has a Sci-fi setting and you play as agent of a group called The Agency. You're basically a high tech cop and I love the RPG-like stat system.

Stranger: that awesome

You: And as you level up, you become a super powered beast.

Stranger: Nice

You: Do you like the original Xbox? Halo 2 is amazing. Combat Evolved (the original) is good, too.

Stranger: Ya

You: And so is Legend Of Spyro.

Stranger: Played both of them

You: And Sonic Mega Collection.

Stranger: Sonic is great

You: I grew up with Nintendo, so I had a GameCube during that era and didn't have a lot of experience with the Xbox or PS2 (although I did get one later).

Stranger: I grew up with an SNES and an N64

You: Me too. The SNES was my first system, and my grandma had an NES. I got my N64 Christmas of '98.

Stranger: I think I got my N64 in 2000

You: That system was the shit. Majora's Mask, Ocarina Of Time, Paper Mario, Super Mario 64, Super Smash Bros., Mario Kart 64, the list goes on and on.

Stranger: Best games of all time. I really liked the mario parties the new ones are bad

You: I actually wrote an article on my blog about my fond memories of the N64 if you want to read it: http://happykatana.wordpress.com/2013/02/02/nostalgic-memories-the-nintendo-64/

Stranger: thats cool

You: And Mario Party 1-4 (I know 4 was on the GameCube) were amazing. I also thought 6 was a great game, especially with the Microphone. 8 and 9 were decent, but nowhere near the old ones.

Stranger: 1&2 were the ones I grew up with

You: Oh, and 5 was also good. But the original trilogy on N64 was the best.

Stranger: Mario cart did stay good when it made the jump to Wii though

You: Yes, it did. My 3 favorite Mario Karts are Double Dash (best racing game ever if you ask me), DS, and 64. 7 on 3DS is the only one I haven't played, but I love all the other ones.

Stranger: What do you [

Stranger: play on the Xbox

You: 360?

Stranger: ya

You: Probably WWE 12 is the game I play the most on 360. And MW2, although I prefer Halo. Left 4 Dead and Left 4 Dead 2 are also amazing. And Burnout Paradise is probably my favorite 360 racing game. It used to be GTA: Episodes From Liberty City, but my brother scratched that to shit.

Stranger: Halo, Left for Dead 1&2, and COD are all great. So is dead island, Gears of War, Xcom: enemy Unknown and Borderlands 1&2

You: I want to play Borderlands.

Stranger: They are so much fun

You: Yeah, supposedly over 1,000,000 possible weapon combinations or whatever are in the Borderlands games.

Stranger: give or take every weapon you find except for mission ones are randomly generated

You: God, I hate Dog With A Blog. That's what my brother is watching right now.

Stranger: In #2 all are randomly generated even mission ones

You: I know graphics aren't the most important qualities in a game, but I like the Borderlands art style.

Stranger: It is very interesting compared to every other game out there

You: And I like RPGs, even though it's a Shooter/RPG hybrid.

Stranger: Two of my favorite kinds

You: I like the Mario RPGs. I really want to play Super Mario RPG and Paper Mario (the N64 version) so badly again. I haven't truly played SMRPG on the SNES since I was about 5, and I haven't played Paper Mario since I was like 9 or 10.

Stranger: I play the new paper marios cause my brother has the N64

You: The Thousand Year Door is also amazing. I also like Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga and Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story. Super Paper Mario was also a great game that many people unfairly hated simply because it was different from the other Paper Mario's.

Stranger: I know that one was awesome

Stranger: Do you have Xbox Live

You: Unfortunately, no. I wish. I don't have PSN or Wii/Wii U online, either.

Stranger: That sucks. If you ever get it and want to join me my gamertag is gamemaster1908

You: Okay. My Xbox username is King Awesome. If I get an Xbox Live, I'll add you.

You: Do you have a Facebook?

Stranger: ok

Stranger: no

You: OK. If you get one, I play Graal from time to time. It's like an MMO Zelda.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: gtg

Stranger: bye

You: See ya man. Nice talking to you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: 16 male kik me at shadow..knight or skype me at redvoltx, to share nude and if you want to have long awesome friendship
You: yo
Stranger has disconnected.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What's the only good type of Indian? A dead Indian.
Stranger 1: im indian
Stranger 1: yayyy
Stranger 2: That's offensive probably
Stranger 2 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Blow job or BDSM?
Stranger 2: Bj
Stranger 1: bdsm of course
Stranger 2: huh
Stranger 2: to each their own
Stranger 1: almost any chick will blow you
Stranger 1: it's harder to find chicks into bdsm
Stranger 2: that doesn't make it any more enjoyable
Stranger 1: that's true. but I like to thrust
Stranger 1: so..
Stranger 2 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
If you could have sex with a porn star like Lexi Belle, would you let her shit in your mouth? You also have to chew it and swallow it, all of it.
Stranger 2: no
Stranger 1: No
Stranger 2: that was easy
Stranger 1: M or f stranger?
You have disconnected.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Ocarina of Time or Majora's Mask?
Stranger 1: ocarina
Stranger 2: Ben drowned
Stranger 1 has disconnected

This whole thread is idiotic.

Skochko wrote:This whole thread is idiotic.

Your point of view is idiotic. Your hair is disgusting. Go slit your wrists.

CartoonLink wrote:

Skochko wrote:This whole thread is idiotic.

Your point of view is idiotic. Your hair is disgusting. Go slit your wrists.

I wouldn't be surprised if this is the place where you find chubby Canadian boys to have sex with you.

Skochko wrote:

CartoonLink wrote:

Skochko wrote:This whole thread is idiotic.

Your point of view is idiotic. Your hair is disgusting. Go slit your wrists.

I wouldn't be surprised if this is the place where you find chubby Canadian boys to have sex with you.

You'd be surprised. But once again, you're Serbian. I also hope you get cancer.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What is the difference between LoL and Dota 2?
Stranger 1: nothing
Stranger 2: different levels of Autisim
Stranger 2 has disconnected


I was hoping for some LoL vs Dota cancer community arguments, all I got was this

CartoonLink wrote:You'd be surprised. But once again, you're Serbian. I also hope you get cancer.

Tbh being Serbian is cancer-y enough.

Skochko wrote:

CartoonLink wrote:

Skochko wrote:

CartoonLink wrote:You'd be surprised. But once again, you're Serbian. I also hope you get cancer.

Tbh being Serbian is cancer-y enough.

Lol, why's that Mama? I wasn't serious btw, that's pretty mean.

I was joking, lol.

ighlights from the GAC's lockdown inside the Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum.
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"Best Evidence" Las Vegas, Nevada, US September 10, 2010
From their headquarters in Las Vegas, Nevada, Zak, Nick, and Aaron present some of the best eviden

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Thinking of boy names for my son who will arrive in a month or so. Jacobnendis or Nkralo?
Stranger 2: Those are some peculiar names.
Stranger 1: if you name your kid that you are setting it up for a lifetime of failure and disappointment
Stranger 1: just saying
Stranger 2: How about something more common?
Stranger 1: I agree
Stranger 2: Jacob is a good alternative for Jacobnendis.
Stranger 1: idk what an alternative would be for the other one
Stranger 2: Niock?
Stranger 2: Nick*
Stranger 1: yeah, I guess that works
Stranger 2: So name your kid Jacob or Nick
Stranger 1: yep
Stranger 2: They probably wont get bullied because of those names.
Stranger 1: I agree
Stranger 2: Bye
Stranger 2 has disconnected

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
You two are now married with six kids! One parent is out of work and the other is working a part-time. How do you manage?
You: Well,
You: this a tough one.
You: Part time high paying job, or minimum wage? And where abouts are we located?
You: So we can determine the actual minimum wage, and the average cost of raising a family.
Stranger: let them play
You: So, am I the father or...?
You: I'd say cut off a couple of limbs to get a large grant from the government.
Stranger: maid
Stranger: you look so serious
You: I'm confused.
Stranger: why
You: There are not enough variables to truly answer this question.
Stranger: ow shit
You: Are we in New York City where it costs a lot to live? Or in Winnipeg in Manitoba where the cost of living is fuck all?
Stranger: r u learning?
Stranger: you look like a teacher
Stranger: type too much
You: Also, it is worth mentioning, the minimum wage in Winnipeg is 11$ per hour, and in the US, it varies quite inconsistently.
You: What do you mean?
Stranger has disconnected.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Thinking of girl names for my daughter who will arrive in a month or so. Shanalaquisha or Miranara-Lynn?
Stranger 2: umm
Stranger 2: catwomen
Stranger 2: that seems cool
Stranger 2: i wish my parents named me Batman
Stranger 1: those names can only end up one way. they will end up upside down hanging from a pole of you name them either of those names
Stranger 2: true
Stranger 1: just saying
Stranger 2 has disconnected

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Ladies, what's your opinion on giving your son's bully a blow job right after your son gets taken to hospital from the beating
You: I honestly don't see a problem.
Stranger: Great
Stranger: Why not
You: The kid probably had it cumming.
You: LOOOOOOOOOOL.
You have disconnected.