That pretty much describes your social life. No?linkodude43 wrote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say Hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: sooo......do you like Nintendo?
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Skochko
#26
Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:36 pm
Administrator
Linkodude43
#27
No, I have friends :3, I was going around trolling people, and I thought of this forum, so I asked someone about nintendo, if they said yes I was going to make it awkward and stuff like that by saying certain things about certain characters in certain games (SSBB, Zelda, doaflip, and pause) 
Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:47 pm
Zekrom & Reshiram
Skochko wrote:That pretty much describes your social life. No?linkodude43 wrote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say Hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: sooo......do you like Nintendo?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
No, I have friends :3, I was going around trolling people, and I thought of this forum, so I asked someone about nintendo, if they said yes I was going to make it awkward and stuff like that by saying certain things about certain characters in certain games (SSBB, Zelda, doaflip, and pause)
Marioking
#28
Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:51 pm
Kid Roy
Really good trolling there, faggot. I'm sure that worked..
SRB1996
#29
If you called him purple anything you would be such a Dooba.
Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:49 am
Kid Roy
Marioking wrote:Really good trolling there, faggot. I'm sure that worked..
If you called him purple anything you would be such a Dooba.
Linkodude43
#30
On another person, it actually did
Then they yelled at me for ruining their childhood 
Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:17 am
Zekrom & Reshiram
Marioking wrote:Really good trolling there, faggot. I'm sure that worked..
On another person, it actually did
Then they yelled at me for ruining their childhood Hydrocannon2727
#31
Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:05 pm
Zoroark
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: A wild Pikachu has appeared!!
Stranger: Go Bulbasaur!
You: Pikachu used Volt Tackle!
You: Super Effective!
Stranger: Vine Whip
You: Pikachu used Dodge!
Stranger: That's not a Pokemon Move -_-
Stranger: Sleep Powder
You: A wild Charizard has appeared!
You: Charizard used Hyper Beam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hy a
You: Erro
Stranger: ASK
Stranger: *ASK
Stranger: *ASL
You: 19 F Kanto Region
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl
You: F 19 Kanto Region
Stranger: 19 m ireland
You: I was originally from Ireland, but I moved to Kanto.
Stranger: really? that's awesome :p
You: Yep
You: I was a waitress but I moved
You: 'Cause I had bigger dreams
Stranger: and how did those dreams turn out?
You: Pretty well.
You: You know what I am know?
Stranger: what?
You: A POKEMON MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're conversational partner has disconnected.
You: A wild Pikachu has appeared!!
Stranger: Go Bulbasaur!
You: Pikachu used Volt Tackle!
You: Super Effective!
Stranger: Vine Whip
You: Pikachu used Dodge!
Stranger: That's not a Pokemon Move -_-
Stranger: Sleep Powder
You: A wild Charizard has appeared!
You: Charizard used Hyper Beam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hy a
You: Erro
Stranger: ASK
Stranger: *ASK
Stranger: *ASL
You: 19 F Kanto Region
You're conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
aslYou: F 19 Kanto Region
Stranger: 19 m ireland
You: I was originally from Ireland, but I moved to Kanto.
Stranger: really? that's awesome :p
You: Yep
You: I was a waitress but I moved
You: 'Cause I had bigger dreams
Stranger: and how did those dreams turn out?
You: Pretty well.
You: You know what I am know?
Stranger: what?
You: A POKEMON MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're conversational partner has disconnected.
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Skochko
#32
Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:00 am
Administrator
^ Lol.
And Linko, stop being a lame faggot. A lame, purple, faggot.
And Linko, stop being a lame faggot. A lame, purple, faggot.
Crankeh
#33
Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:25 am
Ice Kirby
This one just made me laugh. This dude was so easy to fool. 
Stranger: hi
You: HI!
Stranger: how ARE YOU!?
Stranger: haha
You: asl
Stranger: 19 m uk, u?
You: 27 f hawaii
Stranger: niiice
Stranger: bets its awesome there
Stranger: so, how are u?
You: I just liek got a dog
Stranger: cool
Stranger: what type is it?
You: A golden retreiver, his name is Chuckles.
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: My name's Pedophile. you just got trolled bro
Stranger: my name is peter file
You: Good one. :U
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
e: This one is even better.
Stranger: hey 18 horny male looking for a female with msn or skype
You: I heard on the street you sold vacuums
Stranger: u heard right
You: How much?
Stranger: 100 bucks per vacuum best deal on the planet good sir cash only
You: Here you go! -hands 100 dollars-
Stranger: -takes the 100 dollars and hands you a dyson vacuum
Stranger: there go nuts and clean
You: It's not for cleaning. It's for sucking up ghosts that Luigi's too scared to do.
Stranger: wait then you need something else
Stranger: -takes the dyson away-
Stranger: dyson wont work
Stranger: u need the ghostbuster 9000
Stranger: which is a lil extra
Stranger: like 10 bucks more
You: OK! -hands extra 10 bucks-
Stranger: -hands over the ghostbuster 9000-
You: HURR DURR -sucks up stranger-
Stranger: im not ghost
You: oh fuck
Stranger: it wont suck up real things only ghosts
Stranger: now shoo before the cops come and find my secret vacuum hide out
Stranger: pigs they are
You: Thanks for the vacuum, kind sir
You: Bye!
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: HI!
Stranger: how ARE YOU!?
Stranger: haha
You: asl
Stranger: 19 m uk, u?
You: 27 f hawaii
Stranger: niiice
Stranger: bets its awesome there
Stranger: so, how are u?
You: I just liek got a dog
Stranger: cool
Stranger: what type is it?
You: A golden retreiver, his name is Chuckles.
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: My name's Pedophile. you just got trolled bro
Stranger: my name is peter file
You: Good one. :U
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
e: This one is even better.
Stranger: hey 18 horny male
looking for a female with msn or skype You: I heard on the street you sold vacuums
Stranger: u heard right
You: How much?
Stranger: 100 bucks per vacuum best deal on the planet good sir cash only
You: Here you go! -hands 100 dollars-
Stranger: -takes the 100 dollars and hands you a dyson vacuum
Stranger: there go nuts and clean
You: It's not for cleaning. It's for sucking up ghosts that Luigi's too scared to do.
Stranger: wait then you need something else
Stranger: -takes the dyson away-
Stranger: dyson wont work
Stranger: u need the ghostbuster 9000
Stranger: which is a lil extra
Stranger: like 10 bucks more
You: OK! -hands extra 10 bucks-
Stranger: -hands over the ghostbuster 9000-
You: HURR DURR -sucks up stranger-
Stranger: im not ghost
You: oh fuck
Stranger: it wont suck up real things only ghosts
Stranger: now shoo before the cops come and find my secret vacuum hide out
Stranger: pigs they are
You: Thanks for the vacuum, kind sir
You: Bye!
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Sacter
#34
Sat Nov 26, 2011 8:35 am
Yoshi Egg
Lol, nice one Sgt. Crackers.
Bzilla & I do the video chats with Omegle (using Manycam to play movies & gifs of course).
For the following chats I used a Rainbow Dash gif. I voice chatted on these ones, I do a mean Rainbow Dash. Well actually, I made myself sound like a some wanna be black rapper. So imagine Rainbow Dash talking that!
----
Stranger: *video of him doing - well what video omeglers do best* (this guy only typed responses)
You: Twi-light Sparkle! Long time no see man!
Stranger: ?
You: Oh sorry, you just look a lot like my unicorn friend.
Stranger: m or f?
You: Filly all-dee-way babeh! You a male?
Stranger: *rolles eyes and smile* yes, asl
You: ASL? Man, I don't speak deaf-people. I-I can't even make hand signals man, 'cuz man, I got hooves, man, you know whad I'm sayin'?
Stranger: Can I at least see the real you?
You: You lookin' at her, babeh!
Stranger: F*** you!
You: Don't mind if I do!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: *Two teenage boys.* (these two voice chatted back)
You: Yo 'sup man?
Stranger (Boy 1): OH, MY, GAWD.
You: You believe in Him too! I believe in Him and the Power of Love and-
Stranger (Boy 1): YOU HAVE GOT TO BE THE GAYEST GUY EVER
You: Man, my mane ain't stand for Pride man, it
Stranger (Boy 1): And listen to that faggot ass voice of yours!
You: Is it 'cuz I'm a culored indivivdual? *Bzilla says something in background* Yo, Shut UP Fluttershy! *Bzilla in bg: Actually, that was Apple Jack*
Stranger: (Boy 2 smiles) (Boy 1): Yo, F*** Off Faggot! With your stupid rainbow hair and anime-
You: How dare you call me gay when you havin' a sleep over with your boy friend!
Stranger: (Boy 2 laughs) (Boy 1 has an expression of shock & disgust): That's my brother!
You: So, you from Arkansas? (Boy 2 & Bzilla can be heard laughing)
Stranger: You are stupid & uneducated.
You: There aren't many schools in Cloudsdale and I would go back to school, but Cheerilee's a dam commie.
Stranger: Do you get any pussy at all?
You: All the time! Fluttershy let's her cats run all ovuh town man!
Stranger: FROM THE SIDE! YOU GET YOUR PUSSY FROM THE SIDE! *I try to talk some more, but I can't hear myself think with this guy yelling and his brother laughing in the bg* F*** YOU! F*** YOU! F*** YOU!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Bzilla & I do the video chats with Omegle (using Manycam to play movies & gifs of course).
For the following chats I used a Rainbow Dash gif. I voice chatted on these ones, I do a mean Rainbow Dash. Well actually, I made myself sound like a some wanna be black rapper. So imagine Rainbow Dash talking that!
----
Stranger: *video of him doing - well what video omeglers do best* (this guy only typed responses)
You: Twi-light Sparkle! Long time no see man!
Stranger: ?
You: Oh sorry, you just look a lot like my unicorn friend.
Stranger: m or f?
You: Filly all-dee-way babeh! You a male?
Stranger: *rolles eyes and smile* yes, asl
You: ASL? Man, I don't speak deaf-people. I-I can't even make hand signals man, 'cuz man, I got hooves, man, you know whad I'm sayin'?
Stranger: Can I at least see the real you?
You: You lookin' at her, babeh!
Stranger: F*** you!
You: Don't mind if I do!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
----
Stranger: *Two teenage boys.* (these two voice chatted back)
You: Yo 'sup man?
Stranger (Boy 1): OH, MY, GAWD.
You: You believe in Him too! I believe in Him and the Power of Love and-
Stranger (Boy 1): YOU HAVE GOT TO BE THE GAYEST GUY EVER
You: Man, my mane ain't stand for Pride man, it
Stranger (Boy 1): And listen to that faggot ass voice of yours!
You: Is it 'cuz I'm a culored indivivdual? *Bzilla says something in background* Yo, Shut UP Fluttershy! *Bzilla in bg: Actually, that was Apple Jack*
Stranger: (Boy 2 smiles) (Boy 1): Yo, F*** Off Faggot! With your stupid rainbow hair and anime-
You: How dare you call me gay when you havin' a sleep over with your boy friend!
Stranger: (Boy 2 laughs) (Boy 1 has an expression of shock & disgust): That's my brother!
You: So, you from Arkansas? (Boy 2 & Bzilla can be heard laughing)
Stranger: You are stupid & uneducated.
You: There aren't many schools in Cloudsdale and I would go back to school, but Cheerilee's a dam commie.
Stranger: Do you get any pussy at all?
You: All the time! Fluttershy let's her cats run all ovuh town man!
Stranger: FROM THE SIDE! YOU GET YOUR PUSSY FROM THE SIDE! *I try to talk some more, but I can't hear myself think with this guy yelling and his brother laughing in the bg* F*** YOU! F*** YOU! F*** YOU!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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RandomConsomePanchi
#35
Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:06 am
Moderator
That second one especially...
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Sacter
#36
Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:46 am
Yoshi Egg
Isn't it sad? I mean, it's like they didn't know they were being trolled! 
Crankeh
#37
Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:34 am
Ice Kirby
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 21 m looking for horny milf
You: you've found one
Stranger: rlly?
Stranger: asl
You: 22 female United states
Stranger: cool
Stranger: what state?
You: Michigan
You: full of fucking rednecks
Stranger: lol
Stranger: r u hot?
You: what's your definition of hot?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: how bout u show me a pic and ill tell u...
Stranger:
You: sorry, I lost my camera the other day
You: I apologize
Stranger:
You: I don't mean to disappoint
Stranger: its
Stranger: ok
Stranger: btw i didnt mean like dirty pics, do u have any normal pics just to see what u look like?
You: nope
You: I had to wipe my hard drive the other day
You: so all my data was erased
Stranger:
Stranger: do u have fb?
You: I actually hate facebook.
You: I don't know why
You: I just do
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how bout u tell me what u look like?
You: Hmmm... well, I have Double D breasts, long flowing hair, and a nice figure.
Stranger: mmm
You: I can tell you're fapping to this
Stranger: whats fapping?
You: ...
You: It's an internet slang term for beating your meat
Stranger: oh
Stranger: u know it;)
You: That's cool, because I'm fingering myself right now
You: go ahead and masturbate as much as you wan
You: *want
Stranger: k
Stranger: what r u wearing?
You: nothing
Stranger:
Stranger: me too!
You: We seem to have a lot in common
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yup
You: How big is your dick
Stranger: 8 inch
You: nice
You: average size
You: Just how I like them
Stranger: nnice
Stranger: whats the craziest thing uve ever done?
You: well, I managed to perform autocunnilingus once
You: it was AMAZING
Stranger: wow
You: you know what I think is hot?
Stranger: what?
You: when a guy can suck his own dick
You: and I can help him cum all over my face
You: so I can lick it off
You: but, sadly, most men aren't capable of autofellatio
Stranger: im afraid i cant do that
You: that's okay
You: I'd be all you need
Stranger: mmm
You: Alright, what's the craziest thing you've ever done?
You: hello?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: umm
Stranger: id have to say the time i hooked up with my moms friend
Stranger: we were both pretty drunk
You: wat
You: that is pretty crazy
Stranger: yup
You: but I can perform better than her
Stranger: i bet u can
Stranger: ur making me super horny for u and im dying to know what u look like
You: well, I don't have any pictures to show you
You: not even sexual pictures
Stranger: i know, its killing me
You: I wish you were her
You: *here
You: I need you to eat my pussy
You: my finger isn't enough!
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: i wish
Stranger: do u live alone?
You: yes
You: I walk around my house naked all day every day
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: the neighbors dot get creeped out?
You: not really
You: it's kinda creepy when he starts to masturbate though
Stranger: haha
You: but I"m used to it
You: so it doesn't really phase me anymore
Stranger: u shud invite him over when ur horny
You: I have, but he always turns me down
You: he tells me "I wanna do it with someone special, not the random girl next door."
You: and I respect him for that
Stranger: i guess
You: to each their own
Stranger: ya
Stranger: do u use dildos and stuff like that?
You: well... I have a vibrator that I use, but I can't remember where I put it.
You: it's a really good one too
Stranger: nice
Stranger: r u a big lingerie girl?
You: not really
You: lingerie shows so much I may as well walk around naked
Stranger: haha
Stranger: do u wear thongs?
You: Only when I go out in public, and I have to wear clothing
You: I wear a thong as underwear
You: I don't actually own any normal panties
Stranger: how bout g strings?
You: oh, I have more of those than I do thongs
Stranger: my fave
Stranger: do u answer the door naked?
You: no, I have a robe that I put on
You: I could probably get in trouble if I answered the door naked
Stranger: u shud open the door for the pizza guy naked and just laugh at his reaction
Stranger: he wud probably jizz in his pants
You: mmmm
You: but then I'd have to 'invite him in' if you know what I mean
Stranger: yup
Stranger: when u go out do u wear bras?
You: No
Stranger: mmm
You: they're uncomfortable and I don't see the point
Stranger: i can imagine
You: sometimes, I even let men who pass by, grope me a little
You: but, I have to do it descretely
You: so, have you been fapping to this whole conversation?
Stranger: ya!
You: that's really too bad.
You: Because this whole time I was tricking you
You: and you fell for it
You: the only thing that wasn't a lie, was that I hate facebook
You: it was fun, goodnight
You have disconnected.
Stranger: 21 m looking for horny milf
You: you've found one
Stranger: rlly?
Stranger: asl
You: 22 female United states
Stranger: cool
Stranger: what state?
You: Michigan
You: full of fucking rednecks
Stranger: lol
Stranger: r u hot?
You: what's your definition of hot?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: how bout u show me a pic and ill tell u...
Stranger:
You: sorry, I lost my camera the other day
You: I apologize
Stranger:
You: I don't mean to disappoint
Stranger: its
Stranger: ok
Stranger: btw i didnt mean like dirty pics, do u have any normal pics just to see what u look like?
You: nope
You: I had to wipe my hard drive the other day
You: so all my data was erased
Stranger:
Stranger: do u have fb?
You: I actually hate facebook.
You: I don't know why
You: I just do
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how bout u tell me what u look like?
You: Hmmm... well, I have Double D breasts, long flowing hair, and a nice figure.
Stranger: mmm
You: I can tell you're fapping to this
Stranger: whats fapping?
You: ...
You: It's an internet slang term for beating your meat
Stranger: oh
Stranger: u know it;)
You: That's cool, because I'm fingering myself right now
You: go ahead and masturbate as much as you wan
You: *want
Stranger: k
Stranger: what r u wearing?
You: nothing
Stranger:
Stranger: me too!
You: We seem to have a lot in common
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yup
You: How big is your dick
Stranger: 8 inch
You: nice
You: average size
You: Just how I like them
Stranger: nnice
Stranger: whats the craziest thing uve ever done?
You: well, I managed to perform autocunnilingus once
You: it was AMAZING
Stranger: wow
You: you know what I think is hot?
Stranger: what?
You: when a guy can suck his own dick
You: and I can help him cum all over my face
You: so I can lick it off
You: but, sadly, most men aren't capable of autofellatio
Stranger: im afraid i cant do that
You: that's okay
You: I'd be all you need
Stranger: mmm
You: Alright, what's the craziest thing you've ever done?
You: hello?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: umm
Stranger: id have to say the time i hooked up with my moms friend
Stranger: we were both pretty drunk
You: wat
You: that is pretty crazy
Stranger: yup
You: but I can perform better than her
Stranger: i bet u can
Stranger: ur making me super horny for u and im dying to know what u look like
You: well, I don't have any pictures to show you
You: not even sexual pictures
Stranger: i know, its killing me
You: I wish you were her
You: *here
You: I need you to eat my pussy
You: my finger isn't enough!
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: i wish
Stranger: do u live alone?
You: yes
You: I walk around my house naked all day every day
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: the neighbors dot get creeped out?
You: not really
You: it's kinda creepy when he starts to masturbate though
Stranger: haha
You: but I"m used to it
You: so it doesn't really phase me anymore
Stranger: u shud invite him over when ur horny
You: I have, but he always turns me down
You: he tells me "I wanna do it with someone special, not the random girl next door."
You: and I respect him for that
Stranger: i guess
You: to each their own
Stranger: ya
Stranger: do u use dildos and stuff like that?
You: well... I have a vibrator that I use, but I can't remember where I put it.
You: it's a really good one too
Stranger: nice
Stranger: r u a big lingerie girl?
You: not really
You: lingerie shows so much I may as well walk around naked
Stranger: haha
Stranger: do u wear thongs?
You: Only when I go out in public, and I have to wear clothing
You: I wear a thong as underwear
You: I don't actually own any normal panties
Stranger: how bout g strings?
You: oh, I have more of those than I do thongs
Stranger: my fave
Stranger: do u answer the door naked?
You: no, I have a robe that I put on
You: I could probably get in trouble if I answered the door naked
Stranger: u shud open the door for the pizza guy naked and just laugh at his reaction
Stranger: he wud probably jizz in his pants
You: mmmm
You: but then I'd have to 'invite him in' if you know what I mean
Stranger: yup
Stranger: when u go out do u wear bras?
You: No
Stranger: mmm
You: they're uncomfortable and I don't see the point
Stranger: i can imagine
You: sometimes, I even let men who pass by, grope me a little
You: but, I have to do it descretely
You: so, have you been fapping to this whole conversation?
Stranger: ya!
You: that's really too bad.
You: Because this whole time I was tricking you
You: and you fell for it
You: the only thing that wasn't a lie, was that I hate facebook
You: it was fun, goodnight
You have disconnected.
Hydrocannon2727
#38
Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:56 am
Zoroark
Not really, most of them deserve it.Sacter wrote:Isn't it sad? I mean, it's like they didn't know they were being trolled!
Pikmintendo
#39
Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:56 pm
Zekrom & Reshiram
You: Hi have you seen my dog his name is consome panchi and i lost him on omegle
Stranger: yes i saw many
You: did you see him hes white furred
You: and he always takes chips with him
You: and ocassionally dances
You: pls help
Stranger: you really lost your dog?
You: yes
Stranger: which country?
You: Equestria
Stranger: oh i never heared about this country
You: though we live on the border so he could have run into the neighboring gensokyo
Stranger: you like dog?
You: you know, Equestria
You: between gensokyo and hyrule?
You: Sorry I really need to get going and find consome bye
You have disconnected.
Stranger: yes i saw many
You: did you see him hes white furred
You: and he always takes chips with him
You: and ocassionally dances
You: pls help
Stranger: you really lost your dog?
You: yes
Stranger: which country?
You: Equestria
Stranger: oh i never heared about this country
You: though we live on the border so he could have run into the neighboring gensokyo
Stranger: you like dog?
You: you know, Equestria
You: between gensokyo and hyrule?
You: Sorry I really need to get going and find consome bye
You have disconnected.
CartoonLink
#40
Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:37 pm
Zekrom & Reshiram
You: When I first saw you
I knew I was inlove
It took me awhile to think
That you were a gift from above
I would stimulate your nipples
I can hold an orgasm
I need to feed my pitbulls
I think I'm having a muscle spasm.
What would you say
If I asked you out
Don't ruin my day
Or I'll start to pout
You are a sexy beast
My penis is so long
I would fuck you at the very least
I want you to suck on my schlong
Hold my hand
Before it's too late
You made my heart expand
I wrote this before I was going to masturbate
Stranger: wait as i read it..........k?
You: You mean it... you'll be mine?!
Stranger: nope im a guy
You: Wtf, you fag.\
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: asl
Stranger: 17 m georgia
You: omg me to!
Stranger: really? haha
You: yeah!
You: wanna bang?
Stranger: where?
You: i live by estroncoak high school
You: u know where that is?
Stranger: no.... im in marietta
You: oh...
You: hm
Stranger: m or f?
You: well we should meet up and play pokemon. i have to show you mine!
You: f
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: Good, you?
Stranger: good:
Stranger:
Stranger: f.m ?
You: That's great!
You: Female.
You:
You: You?
Stranger: male
Stranger: .D
You:
You: Wanna add me?
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 19
You: and yourself?
You: Wanna add me
You: ?
Stranger: My Age 21
You:
You: What's your Club Penguin?
You: I could use more friends.
Stranger: I do not know to use the facebookta Let's be friends
You: No, I am a forty year old Indian.
You: need 1v1?
You: thought so
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: hows it goni
You: *goin
Stranger: HI
Stranger: heey
You: one sec my moms calling me
You: im back
You: whats your club penguin?
Stranger: r u 4?
Stranger: or 5?
You: 6
You: why?
Stranger: oh darn i was close
You: how odl u
Stranger: i sound like dora
Stranger: im 7
You: my nickname from my brothers is hymen, whats a hymen?
You: oh a big boy
Stranger: wtf
You: what is it
Stranger: idk
You: they said i will know when the time comes
You: but i looked it up on prontoube.com
Stranger: good for u kid
You: and it was gross it was a girls peepee and it exploded and was red
You: were r u
You: fuck my nutsack is itchy
You: Have you ever performed fellatio?
Stranger: whats that
You: Where a girl / guy sucks your penis.
You: my brother made me do that to him
You: this like milk cum out of him and it tasted like salt :.
You: :/
Stranger: tmi
You: titties mangina insest?
Stranger: where is ur mother
You: shes downstairs cooking me my kraft dinner
You: where is ur mother?
Stranger: sleeping
You: why? its early
Stranger: its fucking 430 in the morning morin
Stranger: moron
You: only 3:25
You: dont say fuck thats a terrible fucking word u fucking nigger
Stranger: fucking bitch
You: Fuck you, you niglet.
You: Need 1v1?
You: u
wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna
1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u
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1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u
wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me?
Stranger: what does that mean
You: butt hole in the anus hole licking my nuts
Stranger: u know too much i think u need a dr
You: That's not what your girlfriend said./
Stranger: well then
You: were r u
Stranger: why do u give a fuck
You: my nipples are cold
You: i ned u 2 wram up
Stranger: ok
Stranger: .....
You: dont u hate
You: when
You: u get blackheads on ur chest?
Stranger: no
You: why
Stranger: i never had them
You: my vag is lubey
Stranger: what does that mrean
You: im horny
You: and my vag is creating fluids
Stranger: wtf
You: were u @
Stranger: ur mom
You: do u like spanking girls bums
Stranger: no
You: y
Stranger: freak
You: i know u want me
Stranger: k
Stranger: u finally found me out
You: Consome?!
Stranger: k
You: howmuch u weigh?
Stranger: idk why
You: i weigh 666 pounds 6 ounces
Stranger: kewl i weigh 777 pounds and 0 ounces
You: Bro, I'm done the trolling for tonight.
You: You have a great day.
Stranger: k
You have disconnected.
I knew I was inlove
It took me awhile to think
That you were a gift from above
I would stimulate your nipples
I can hold an orgasm
I need to feed my pitbulls
I think I'm having a muscle spasm.
What would you say
If I asked you out
Don't ruin my day
Or I'll start to pout
You are a sexy beast
My penis is so long
I would fuck you at the very least
I want you to suck on my schlong
Hold my hand
Before it's too late
You made my heart expand
I wrote this before I was going to masturbate
Stranger: wait as i read it..........k?
You: You mean it... you'll be mine?!
Stranger: nope im a guy
You: Wtf, you fag.\
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: asl
Stranger: 17 m georgia
You: omg me to!
Stranger: really? haha
You: yeah!
You: wanna bang?
Stranger: where?
You: i live by estroncoak high school
You: u know where that is?
Stranger: no.... im in marietta
You: oh...
You: hm
Stranger: m or f?
You: well we should meet up and play pokemon. i have to show you mine!
You: f
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: Good, you?
Stranger: good:
Stranger:
Stranger: f.m ?
You: That's great!
You: Female.
You:
You: You?
Stranger: male
Stranger: .D
You:
You: Wanna add me?
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 19
You: and yourself?
You: Wanna add me
You: ?
Stranger: My Age 21
You:
You: What's your Club Penguin?
You: I could use more friends.
Stranger: I do not know to use the facebookta Let's be friends
You: No, I am a forty year old Indian.
You: need 1v1?
You: thought so
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: hows it goni
You: *goin
Stranger: HI
Stranger: heey
You: one sec my moms calling me
You: im back
You: whats your club penguin?
Stranger: r u 4?
Stranger: or 5?
You: 6
You: why?
Stranger: oh darn i was close
You: how odl u
Stranger: i sound like dora
Stranger: im 7
You: my nickname from my brothers is hymen, whats a hymen?
You: oh a big boy
Stranger: wtf
You: what is it
Stranger: idk
You: they said i will know when the time comes
You: but i looked it up on prontoube.com
Stranger: good for u kid
You: and it was gross it was a girls peepee and it exploded and was red
You: were r u
You: fuck my nutsack is itchy
You: Have you ever performed fellatio?
Stranger: whats that
You: Where a girl / guy sucks your penis.
You: my brother made me do that to him
You: this like milk cum out of him and it tasted like salt :.
You: :/
Stranger: tmi
You: titties mangina insest?
Stranger: where is ur mother
You: shes downstairs cooking me my kraft dinner
You: where is ur mother?
Stranger: sleeping
You: why? its early
Stranger: its fucking 430 in the morning morin
Stranger: moron
You: only 3:25
You: dont say fuck thats a terrible fucking word u fucking nigger
Stranger: fucking bitch
You: Fuck you, you niglet.
You: Need 1v1?
You: u
wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna
1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u
wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna
1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u
wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna
1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u
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1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u
wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me?
Stranger: what does that mean
You: butt hole in the anus hole licking my nuts
Stranger: u know too much i think u need a dr
You: That's not what your girlfriend said./
Stranger: well then
You: were r u
Stranger: why do u give a fuck
You: my nipples are cold
You: i ned u 2 wram up
Stranger: ok
Stranger: .....
You: dont u hate
You: when
You: u get blackheads on ur chest?
Stranger: no
You: why
Stranger: i never had them
You: my vag is lubey
Stranger: what does that mrean
You: im horny
You: and my vag is creating fluids
Stranger: wtf
You: were u @
Stranger: ur mom
You: do u like spanking girls bums
Stranger: no
You: y
Stranger: freak
You: i know u want me
Stranger: k
Stranger: u finally found me out
You: Consome?!
Stranger: k
You: howmuch u weigh?
Stranger: idk why
You: i weigh 666 pounds 6 ounces
Stranger: kewl i weigh 777 pounds and 0 ounces
You: Bro, I'm done the trolling for tonight.
You: You have a great day.
Stranger: k
You have disconnected.
Hydrocannon2727
#42
Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:03 am
Zoroark
Demise wrote:You: When I first saw you
I knew I was inlove
It took me awhile to think
That you were a gift from above
I would stimulate your nipples
I can hold an orgasm
I need to feed my pitbulls
I think I'm having a muscle spasm.
What would you say
If I asked you out
Don't ruin my day
Or I'll start to pout
You are a sexy beast
My penis is so long
I would fuck you at the very least
I want you to suck on my schlong
Hold my hand
Before it's too late
You made my heart expand
I wrote this before I was going to masturbate
Stranger: wait as i read it..........k?
You: You mean it... you'll be mine?!
Stranger: nope im a guy
You: Wtf, you fag.\
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: asl
Stranger: 17 m georgia
You: omg me to!
Stranger: really? haha
You: yeah!
You: wanna bang?
Stranger: where?
You: i live by estroncoak high school
You: u know where that is?
Stranger: no.... im in marietta
You: oh...
You: hm
Stranger: m or f?
You: well we should meet up and play pokemon. i have to show you mine!
You: f
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: Good, you?
Stranger: good:
Stranger:
Stranger: f.m ?
You: That's great!
You: Female.
You:
You: You?
Stranger: male
Stranger: .D
You:
You: Wanna add me?
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 19
You: and yourself?
You: Wanna add me
You: ?
Stranger: My Age 21
You:
You: What's your Club Penguin?
You: I could use more friends.
Stranger: I do not know to use the facebookta Let's be friends
You: No, I am a forty year old Indian.
You: need 1v1?
You: thought so
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: hows it goni
You: *goin
Stranger: HI
Stranger: heey
You: one sec my moms calling me
You: im back
You: whats your club penguin?
Stranger: r u 4?
Stranger: or 5?
You: 6
You: why?
Stranger: oh darn i was close
You: how odl u
Stranger: i sound like dora
Stranger: im 7
You: my nickname from my brothers is hymen, whats a hymen?
You: oh a big boy
Stranger: wtf
You: what is it
Stranger: idk
You: they said i will know when the time comes
You: but i looked it up on prontoube.com
Stranger: good for u kid
You: and it was gross it was a girls peepee and it exploded and was red
You: were r u
You: fuck my nutsack is itchy
You: Have you ever performed fellatio?
Stranger: whats that
You: Where a girl / guy sucks your penis.
You: my brother made me do that to him
You: this like milk cum out of him and it tasted like salt :.
You: :/
Stranger: tmi
You: titties mangina insest?
Stranger: where is ur mother
You: shes downstairs cooking me my kraft dinner
You: where is ur mother?
Stranger: sleeping
You: why? its early
Stranger: its fucking 430 in the morning morin
Stranger: moron
You: only 3:25
You: dont say fuck thats a terrible fucking word u fucking nigger
Stranger: fucking bitch
You: Fuck you, you niglet.
You: Need 1v1?
You: u
wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna
1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u
wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna
1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u
wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna
1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u
wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna
1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u
wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna
1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u
wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna
1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u
wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna
1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u
wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me? u wanna 1v1 me?
Stranger: what does that mean
You: butt hole in the anus hole licking my nuts
Stranger: u know too much i think u need a dr
You: That's not what your girlfriend said./
Stranger: well then
You: were r u
Stranger: why do u give a fuck
You: my nipples are cold
You: i ned u 2 wram up
Stranger: ok
Stranger: .....
You: dont u hate
You: when
You: u get blackheads on ur chest?
Stranger: no
You: why
Stranger: i never had them
You: my vag is lubey
Stranger: what does that mrean
You: im horny
You: and my vag is creating fluids
Stranger: wtf
You: were u @
Stranger: ur mom
You: do u like spanking girls bums
Stranger: no
You: y
Stranger: freak
You: i know u want me
Stranger: k
Stranger: u finally found me out
You: Consome?!
Stranger: k
You: howmuch u weigh?
Stranger: idk why
You: i weigh 666 pounds 6 ounces
Stranger: kewl i weigh 777 pounds and 0 ounces
You: Bro, I'm done the trolling for tonight.
You: You have a great day.
Stranger: k
Very lolzy, especially the last one.
You have disconnected.
RagingSquirrel
#43
Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:50 pm
Yoshi Egg
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: would you be interested in buying a vacuum?
Stranger: yes.
You: well have i got a deal for you!
Stranger: Fuck off salesman.
You: see here.. you can have this dyson ball
Stranger: FUCK NO. &
You: MOVE WITH YOU.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: would you be interested in buying a vacuum?
Stranger: yes.
You: well have i got a deal for you!
Stranger: Fuck off salesman.
You: see here.. you can have this dyson ball
Stranger: FUCK NO. &
You: MOVE WITH YOU.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
zmanrwks
#44
Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:09 pm
Moderator
Stranger: hi =)
You: Do you like turnips?
Stranger: They're eh
Stranger: Not a huge fan.
You: I love turnips.
Stranger: Well good for you
You: I spend most of my days making turnip images in Photoshop.
Stranger: That's a cool story bro.
You: I think about them when I have sex.
Stranger: I understand, I do the same thing with broccoli.
You: Broccoli broke my heart, I can never go back to it.
Stranger: I understand, I do the same thing with broccoli.
You: Broccoli broke my heart, I can never go back to it.
Stranger: Well it has me now, so it doesn't need you anyways.
You: Stupid whore of a vegetable.
Stranger: Wha.... what'd you say...?
You: That's right, broccoli is a whore.
Stranger: Well turnip is a cumdumpster.
You: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Stranger: NEVER
Stranger: BITCH
You: YOU BASTARD
Stranger: I'LL SLIT TURNIPS THROAT
You: I'll shove broccoli up your ASS.
Stranger: That'd be pretty kinky ••
You: You sicken me.
Stranger: It's only okay though cuz it's broccoli. I wouldn't even look at turnip if I could help it.
You: Well, that's fine, turnips are too good for you.
Stranger: I met a turnip in a dark alley once.
Stranger: Don't make me describe what I did.
Stranger: Don't make me describe what I did.
You: I shall report you to authorities.
Stranger: See if I care. They won't act. They'll consider it me doing them a favor and taking trash off the streets.
You: I can't believe your kind. I shall find you one day, and you shall feel my wrath.
You: Now good day sir.
You have disconnected.
You: Do you like turnips?
Stranger: They're eh
Stranger: Not a huge fan.
You: I love turnips.
Stranger: Well good for you
You: I spend most of my days making turnip images in Photoshop.
Stranger: That's a cool story bro.
You: I think about them when I have sex.
Stranger: I understand, I do the same thing with broccoli.
You: Broccoli broke my heart, I can never go back to it.
Stranger: I understand, I do the same thing with broccoli.
You: Broccoli broke my heart, I can never go back to it.
Stranger: Well it has me now, so it doesn't need you anyways.
You: Stupid whore of a vegetable.
Stranger: Wha.... what'd you say...?
You: That's right, broccoli is a whore.
Stranger: Well turnip is a cumdumpster.
You: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Stranger: NEVER
Stranger: BITCH
You: YOU BASTARD
Stranger: I'LL SLIT TURNIPS THROAT
You: I'll shove broccoli up your ASS.
Stranger: That'd be pretty kinky ••
You: You sicken me.
Stranger: It's only okay though cuz it's broccoli. I wouldn't even look at turnip if I could help it.
You: Well, that's fine, turnips are too good for you.
Stranger: I met a turnip in a dark alley once.
Stranger: Don't make me describe what I did.
Stranger: Don't make me describe what I did.
You: I shall report you to authorities.
Stranger: See if I care. They won't act. They'll consider it me doing them a favor and taking trash off the streets.
You: I can't believe your kind. I shall find you one day, and you shall feel my wrath.
You: Now good day sir.
You have disconnected.
CartoonLink
#45
Mon Feb 20, 2012 4:45 pm
Zekrom & Reshiram
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey there! 28/m. How are you doing tonight?
You: hello
You: good u?
Stranger: Doing good thanks
You: im 18 grill detroit
Stranger: Cool. I'm from Georgia
You: awesome!
You: whats your name?
Stranger: Phillip
Stranger: What's yours?
You: george foreman
Stranger: Nice. That's weird, though. I coulda sworn you were in one of my kitchen cabinets.
You: yeah, im a grill, remember?
Stranger: Well duh. You said that.
You: you seem disappointed
You: i love you baby. we can make it happen, rest assured
Stranger: Y'know, I'm afraid I will have to turn you down. I'm really not much into the idea of getting third-degree burns on my penis.
You: babe, those are hickeys!
Stranger: Hickeys that require medical attention?
You: yep
You: i give great bj's
You: i will toss your eggs anyway you like
You: if ya know what i mean
Stranger: Y'know, that's tempting, that really is, but I don't sleep with grills I'm not in a totally committed relationship with.
You: well wait
You: can we atleast become close friends? im sure if we build up our friendship there could be hope for a future relationship!
Stranger: Alright, alright..fine. We can give it a shot.
You: spank you. it means a lot!
Stranger: But I'm not sleeping with you until I put a ring on your cord, ok?
You: deal babe <3
Stranger: Good.
Stranger: Though I have to admit, the eggs offer....that gets me where I'm easily tempted.
You: ill be in the kitchen when you need me! if you ever need someone, i'll be there for you.
You: i can salad toss too!
Stranger: In the kitchen...exactly where a girl...I mean grill...should be.
You: you got it babe!
Stranger: You can toss the salad all you want so long as I get to use my own dressing.
You: oh, you make me so hot!
Stranger: You sure that's not just the electricity running through your heating coils?
You: we can even skip step 1! preheating the oven before sticking in the turkey
You: im sure babe
Stranger: We might should be careful. We might end up with a bun in the oven right after the turkey.
You: oh god
You: i am dripping out of my lower region! nice luby fluids
Stranger: My my. Well I'm just gonna have to clean those up, aren't I?
You: oh yeah
Stranger: Clean 'em up nice and slow
You: dont forget to rub the bulb
Stranger: Oh of course. How could I possibly forget that?
You: you just cant!
Stranger: Anything that I can do to keep your temperature going up.
You: oh! tell me moaw
Stranger: Carress your grill-y curves
You: omg. YES!!!
You: It's been a blast, have a great day!
Stranger: I do love me a full-figured grill
You have disconnected.
Stranger: Hey there! 28/m. How are you doing tonight?
You: hello
You: good u?
Stranger: Doing good thanks
You: im 18 grill detroit
Stranger: Cool. I'm from Georgia
You: awesome!
You: whats your name?
Stranger: Phillip
Stranger: What's yours?
You: george foreman
Stranger: Nice. That's weird, though. I coulda sworn you were in one of my kitchen cabinets.
You: yeah, im a grill, remember?
Stranger: Well duh. You said that.
You: you seem disappointed
You: i love you baby. we can make it happen, rest assured
Stranger: Y'know, I'm afraid I will have to turn you down. I'm really not much into the idea of getting third-degree burns on my penis.
You: babe, those are hickeys!
Stranger: Hickeys that require medical attention?
You: yep
You: i give great bj's
You: i will toss your eggs anyway you like
You: if ya know what i mean
Stranger: Y'know, that's tempting, that really is, but I don't sleep with grills I'm not in a totally committed relationship with.
You: well wait
You: can we atleast become close friends? im sure if we build up our friendship there could be hope for a future relationship!
Stranger: Alright, alright..fine. We can give it a shot.
You:
spank you. it means a lot!Stranger: But I'm not sleeping with you until I put a ring on your cord, ok?
You:
deal babe <3Stranger: Good.
Stranger: Though I have to admit, the eggs offer....that gets me where I'm easily tempted.
You: ill be in the kitchen when you need me! if you ever need someone, i'll be there for you.
You: i can salad toss too!
Stranger: In the kitchen...exactly where a girl...I mean grill...should be.
You:
you got it babe!Stranger: You can toss the salad all you want so long as I get to use my own dressing.
You: oh, you make me so hot!
Stranger: You sure that's not just the electricity running through your heating coils?
You: we can even skip step 1! preheating the oven before sticking in the turkey
You: im sure babe
Stranger: We might should be careful. We might end up with a bun in the oven right after the turkey.
You: oh god
You: i am dripping out of my lower region!
nice luby fluidsStranger: My my. Well I'm just gonna have to clean those up, aren't I?
You: oh yeah
Stranger: Clean 'em up nice and slow
You: dont forget to rub the bulb
Stranger: Oh of course. How could I possibly forget that?
You: you just cant!
Stranger: Anything that I can do to keep your temperature going up.
You: oh! tell me moaw
Stranger: Carress your grill-y curves
You: omg. YES!!!
You: It's been a blast, have a great day!
Stranger: I do love me a full-figured grill
You have disconnected.
Skochko
#46
Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:41 pm
Administrator
I don't know what a grill is so I have no comment.
- Smash
Jokes aside, that was hot.
- Smash
Jokes aside, that was hot.
Smash
#47
Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:42 am
Zekrom & Reshiram
I can't believe I set myself up for that one >.<
Good job Mama.
Good job Mama.
CartoonLink
#48
Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:44 pm
Zekrom & Reshiram
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: wats ur club penguin?
Stranger: asl
You: 9/f/montreal u
Stranger: 18/m/seattle
You: cool
You: wats ur club penguin
Stranger: do you masturbate?
You: wat is masturbate mean
Stranger: sex with your self kind off
You: how do u do that
Stranger: stick your finger where you pee from
Stranger: and then go in and out
Stranger: then see how you feel
You: ow i tried that once and some blood came out im never sticking anything up my peepee again
You: it hurt really bad
You: there was blood everywehre
Stranger: that was different do it again
You: im nervous...
Stranger: you probably had nails
Stranger: just do it
You: no im 9
Stranger: do it
You: u sure itll be ok this time?
Stranger: yes
You: ok il do it in the tub later
Stranger: k you should take a picuture and send it to me at theawesomerash@yahoo.com so i can make sure you are doing it right!
You: ok cuz im scared it will hurt
You: wats sex btw
Stranger: okay but do it as soon as possible and then email me so i can make sure
You: can u wait like 2 hour when i have my bath ill do it asap i promise!
Stranger: something you have when you grow up a little more
Stranger: and yes
Stranger: what is your name
You: alycia wats urs
Stranger: ricky
You: hi ricky
Stranger: hi alycia
You: add my email its codmwnine9@yahoo.com
You: *@hotmail.com
Stranger: make sure your parents don't know
You: i wont. my dad doesnt pay any attention to me and i usually sit up in my room and play compuetr and video games
Stranger: okay then do it
You: and im like the most popular and hottest girl in the class
You: i will k? in two hour i email u!
Stranger: okay
You: did u add my email?
Stranger: yes
You: k ill email u in a bit ricky! have fun
Stranger:
you will too, but make sure you get a picture of your body, your peepee
and then when you stick your finger in and out in and out
You: ok!
You: cya
Stranger: bye i think you should do it now!
You have disconnected.
Eww... What kind of guy that age LIKES nine year old girls?
You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: wats ur club penguin?
Stranger: asl
You: 9/f/montreal u
Stranger: 18/m/seattle
You: cool
You: wats ur club penguin
Stranger: do you masturbate?
You: wat is masturbate mean
Stranger: sex with your self kind off
You: how do u do that
Stranger: stick your finger where you pee from
Stranger: and then go in and out
Stranger: then see how you feel
You: ow i tried that once and some blood came out im never sticking anything up my peepee again
You: it hurt really bad
You: there was blood everywehre
Stranger: that was different do it again
You: im nervous...
Stranger: you probably had nails
Stranger: just do it
You: no im 9
Stranger: do it
You: u sure itll be ok this time?
Stranger: yes
You: ok il do it in the tub later
Stranger: k you should take a picuture and send it to me at theawesomerash@yahoo.com so i can make sure you are doing it right!
You: ok cuz im scared it will hurt
You: wats sex btw
Stranger: okay but do it as soon as possible and then email me so i can make sure
You: can u wait like 2 hour when i have my bath ill do it asap i promise!
Stranger: something you have when you grow up a little more
Stranger: and yes
Stranger: what is your name
You: alycia wats urs
Stranger: ricky
You: hi ricky
Stranger: hi alycia
You: add my email its codmwnine9@yahoo.com
You: *@hotmail.com
Stranger: make sure your parents don't know
You: i wont. my dad doesnt pay any attention to me and i usually sit up in my room and play compuetr and video games
Stranger: okay then do it
You: and im like the most popular and hottest girl in the class
You: i will k? in two hour i email u!
Stranger: okay
You: did u add my email?
Stranger: yes
You: k ill email u in a bit ricky!
have funStranger:
you will too, but make sure you get a picture of your body, your peepee
and then when you stick your finger in and out in and out
You: ok!
You:
cyaStranger: bye i think you should do it now!
You have disconnected.
Eww... What kind of guy that age LIKES nine year old girls?
CartoonLink
#49
Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:34 am
Zekrom & Reshiram
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl
You: hi. 7 f montreal
You: u?
Stranger: 17 or 7
You: 7
Stranger: lol
Stranger: im 11
You: awesome!
You:
Stranger: where u from
You: wat is ur club penguin?
You: montreal...
Stranger: i dont play that anymore
Stranger: ok
You: what is being a boy like
Stranger: fun
Stranger: do u have msn
You: like is it hard to pee and stuff
You: ya
Stranger: no
Stranger: what is it
You: codmwthree3@hotmail.com
You: like is it hard to pee when you have a boner
Stranger: u have msn
Stranger: mw3
You: no\
You: i hate cod
You: is it hard to pee when u got a boner?
You: if u have any questions about girls u can ask me
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i have a sis so dont worry
You: no thatd be awkward wouldnt it?
You: like asking her what a busted hymen was and shit
Stranger: how does it feel wen u have something up ur vagin
Stranger: vagina
You: it feels really good like
You: its like just easy going in and then it just gets really tight and feels awesome to be penetrated
You: one time my brother and me did it so hard that i peed a little... like what the hell
Stranger: you guys had sex
You: yeah why
You: he said he needed it for an experiment or something
You: i dont see anything wrong with it
Stranger: are you monline
You: not right now
Stranger: how old is he
You: 15 i think
Stranger: lol
Stranger: wow
You: wat?
Stranger: u guys had sex
You: yah so?
You: you seem jealous
Stranger: no
Stranger: but ur bro and sis
Stranger: seriously
You: well he said its so im not scared to do it when im older and so he can have some practice for his gf and so ill be good when i get to age 12
Stranger: and y u on omegle
You: y u on omegle
Stranger: i onno
You: fuck you
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hi asl
You: hi. 7 f montreal
You: u?
Stranger: 17 or 7
You: 7
Stranger: lol
Stranger: im 11
You: awesome!
You:
Stranger: where u from
You: wat is ur club penguin?
You: montreal...
Stranger: i dont play that anymore
Stranger: ok
You: what is being a boy like
Stranger: fun
Stranger: do u have msn
You: like is it hard to pee and stuff
You: ya
Stranger: no
Stranger: what is it
You: codmwthree3@hotmail.com
You: like is it hard to pee when you have a boner
Stranger: u have msn
Stranger: mw3
You: no\
You: i hate cod
You: is it hard to pee when u got a boner?
You: if u have any questions about girls u can ask me
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i have a sis so dont worry
You: no thatd be awkward wouldnt it?
You: like asking her what a busted hymen was and shit
Stranger: how does it feel wen u have something up ur vagin
Stranger: vagina
You: it feels really good like
You: its like just easy going in and then it just gets really tight and feels awesome to be penetrated
You: one time my brother and me did it so hard that i peed a little... like what the hell
Stranger: you guys had sex
You: yeah why
You: he said he needed it for an experiment or something
You: i dont see anything wrong with it
Stranger: are you monline
You: not right now
Stranger: how old is he
You: 15 i think
Stranger: lol
Stranger: wow
You: wat?
Stranger: u guys had sex
You: yah so?
You: you seem jealous
Stranger: no
Stranger: but ur bro and sis
Stranger: seriously
You: well he said its so im not scared to do it when im older and so he can have some practice for his gf and so ill be good when i get to age 12
Stranger: and y u on omegle
You: y u on omegle
Stranger: i onno
You: fuck you
You have disconnected.
CartoonLink
#50
Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:56 pm
Zekrom & Reshiram
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What's the only good kind of indian? A dead indian.
Stranger 2: LOL
Stranger 2: this makes me feel better
Stranger 2: at least I'm not the only racist
Stranger 1: So...
Stranger 1: You're like a legit racist?
Stranger 2: yeah
Stranger 2: at least I admit it
Stranger 1: Also don't be too quick to judge the spy.
Stranger 2: I think most everyone is too, they just deny it
Stranger 1: I have said racist jokes.
Stranger 1: And they were just jokes.
Stranger 2: well spy dislikes indians don't you think?
Stranger 1: No, maybe not.
Stranger 1: He could just be trying to be funny.
Stranger 2: even if it's just a joke, there's some truth to every joke
Stranger 2: so a part of him believes it
Stranger 1: No.
Stranger 2: Yes.
Stranger 1: If I make a joke about Batman I don't fucking think he's real.
Stranger 2: That's not a racial joke.
Stranger 1: You just said joke.
Stranger 1: Not racial joke.
Stranger 2: so what?
Stranger 1: *sighs* Nevermind.
Stranger 2: yeah that's right
Stranger 2: you don't have any batman jokes anyways
Stranger 2: think of one
Stranger 1: And no, not most people are racist .
Stranger 2: I dare you
Stranger 1: I used him as an example.
Stranger 2: so give me a example
Stranger 2: make a batman joke
Stranger 2: I bet you'll find a bit of truth to it
Stranger 1: Are you stupid?
Stranger 2: no but you are obviously
Stranger 2: there is truth in everything you imbecile
Stranger 1: I said I used him as an example.
Stranger 1: I don't know any.
Stranger 2: but it wasn't really an example
Stranger 2: because there was no joke
Stranger 2: it was just a hypothetical crock of shit
Stranger 2: faggot
Stranger 1: Your stupidity is mind blowing.
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Question to discuss:
What's the only good kind of indian? A dead indian.
Stranger 2: LOL
Stranger 2: this makes me feel better
Stranger 2: at least I'm not the only racist
Stranger 1: So...
Stranger 1: You're like a legit racist?
Stranger 2: yeah
Stranger 2: at least I admit it
Stranger 1: Also don't be too quick to judge the spy.
Stranger 2: I think most everyone is too, they just deny it
Stranger 1: I have said racist jokes.
Stranger 1: And they were just jokes.
Stranger 2: well spy dislikes indians don't you think?
Stranger 1: No, maybe not.
Stranger 1: He could just be trying to be funny.
Stranger 2: even if it's just a joke, there's some truth to every joke
Stranger 2: so a part of him believes it
Stranger 1: No.
Stranger 2: Yes.
Stranger 1: If I make a joke about Batman I don't fucking think he's real.
Stranger 2: That's not a racial joke.
Stranger 1: You just said joke.
Stranger 1: Not racial joke.
Stranger 2: so what?
Stranger 1: *sighs* Nevermind.
Stranger 2: yeah that's right
Stranger 2: you don't have any batman jokes anyways
Stranger 2: think of one
Stranger 1: And no, not most people are racist .
Stranger 2: I dare you
Stranger 1: I used him as an example.
Stranger 2: so give me a example
Stranger 2: make a batman joke
Stranger 2: I bet you'll find a bit of truth to it
Stranger 1: Are you stupid?
Stranger 2: no but you are obviously
Stranger 2: there is truth in everything you imbecile
Stranger 1: I said I used him as an example.
Stranger 1: I don't know any.
Stranger 2: but it wasn't really an example
Stranger 2: because there was no joke
Stranger 2: it was just a hypothetical crock of shit
Stranger 2: faggot
Stranger 1: Your stupidity is mind blowing.
Stranger 2 has disconnected
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