k so it starts out with ash ketchum being awake all night XD because his mother was in the other room with her new "boyfriend" XD and with the amount of screaming she did XD ash thought she was crying about the death of his porkemon Pijjey XD
so ash he decides to do something about it and walks in on his mom and rowly jefferson XD so then he goes into a comatose state XD then a few months later after hes out of a coma he finds out his mom is dead XD so he decides to find the seven dragon balls to revive her XD
heres chaptur 1
Ash's Mom: Oh, do me from behind! YES, YES!!! LIKE THAT HONEY.
Guy: Oh, spank my hairy ass!
Ash: What the hell is going on in there?
Guy: I JUST CAME!!!
Ash: No shit you came over...
Two hours later
Ash's Mom: That was the best session I've ever had!
Ash: MOM!!! What type of session was it?
Ash's Mom: Oh honey, it was a dance session!
Ash: Oh, can I come in too watch?
Ash's Mom: NO, ASH DON'T!!!!
Ash walks in.
Ash: WHAT THE **** IS THAT GIGANTIC ASS DOODLE DOING ON THAT GUY?!
Ash's Mom: Ash, that's his doodle.
Ash: How come mine isn't anything like that?
Ash's Mom: Oh Ash, you're only ten!
Ash: Oh, well WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING TO YOUR BEHIND!
Ash's Mom: OH, OH, OH, OH, YES, YES, YES!!! He's making me quack!
Ash faints.
Ash wakes up in the hospital a week later.
Ash's Mom: Oh, my dear beloved boy, you're awake!
Ash: Mom, what happened?
Ash's Mom: You fell down the stairs.
Ash: Oh.
Ash's Mom: I'll be back in a month or two, hehehe.
Ash: Okay, bye mom!
Ash's Mom leaves to go get laid.
Ash awakes three months later, and is out of a coma.
Ash answers his phone.
Ash: Hello?
Dr. ChOak: Hello Ashton, your mother is dead.
Ash: Huh?!
Dr. ChOak: She died of psnuemaonly fsihcu. A rare and fatal sexually transmitted infection.
Ash: Is there any way I can revive her?
Dr. ChOak: Yes, you must find the seven dragon balls and defeat the almighty being!
Ash: I'LL DO IT!
end of chapter
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so ash he decides to do something about it and walks in on his mom and rowly jefferson XD so then he goes into a comatose state XD then a few months later after hes out of a coma he finds out his mom is dead XD so he decides to find the seven dragon balls to revive her XD
heres chaptur 1
Ash's Mom: Oh, do me from behind! YES, YES!!! LIKE THAT HONEY.
Guy: Oh, spank my hairy ass!
Ash: What the hell is going on in there?
Guy: I JUST CAME!!!
Ash: No shit you came over...
Two hours later
Ash's Mom: That was the best session I've ever had!
Ash: MOM!!! What type of session was it?
Ash's Mom: Oh honey, it was a dance session!
Ash: Oh, can I come in too watch?
Ash's Mom: NO, ASH DON'T!!!!
Ash walks in.
Ash: WHAT THE **** IS THAT GIGANTIC ASS DOODLE DOING ON THAT GUY?!
Ash's Mom: Ash, that's his doodle.
Ash: How come mine isn't anything like that?
Ash's Mom: Oh Ash, you're only ten!
Ash: Oh, well WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING TO YOUR BEHIND!
Ash's Mom: OH, OH, OH, OH, YES, YES, YES!!! He's making me quack!
Ash faints.
Ash wakes up in the hospital a week later.
Ash's Mom: Oh, my dear beloved boy, you're awake!
Ash: Mom, what happened?
Ash's Mom: You fell down the stairs.
Ash: Oh.
Ash's Mom: I'll be back in a month or two, hehehe.
Ash: Okay, bye mom!
Ash's Mom leaves to go get laid.
Ash awakes three months later, and is out of a coma.
Ash answers his phone.
Ash: Hello?
Dr. ChOak: Hello Ashton, your mother is dead.
Ash: Huh?!
Dr. ChOak: She died of psnuemaonly fsihcu. A rare and fatal sexually transmitted infection.
Ash: Is there any way I can revive her?
Dr. ChOak: Yes, you must find the seven dragon balls and defeat the almighty being!
Ash: I'LL DO IT!
end of chapter
wut do yoru guys think?