I believe there is a rule that you may double post if you are updating something, it happened in my Sparkehmon thread, so don't worry.

Heh, heh, right. I'm clueless about the exceptions to double posting.

Chapter 6

Ash and friends leave the hotel.

Brock: How long were you guys at it?
Ash: Like six and a half hours.
Brock: What the fuck? HOLY SHIT, THAT CHICK IS HOT! I'll be right back.

Brock runs up to this chick.

Brock: Hi.
Chick: Hi?
Brock: I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. Please help me with my mission!
Chick: Um, excuse me?
Brock: Wanna see my HARD drive? I promise you it's not three and a half inches and it ain't floppy!
Chick: What the fuck is your problem?
Brock: You're a C-cup aren't you?
Chick: How do you know?
Brock: My testicles are the same size!
Chick: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Brock: I would love to insert my seminal vesicle into your cervix and fill you with my stimatism.
Chick: Pervert.
Brock: Got two nipples for a dime?
Chick: I am gonna call rape!
Brock: I want to stick my P in your V and let out my EC.
Chick: What the hell is EC?
Brock: Ejaculation cream.
Chick: EWW!!!
Brock: Your dad must be a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns!
Chick: Okay, seriously fuck right off.
Brock: I want to spread your vertical lips and fill it with my white saliva.
Chick: RAPE!!!

Officer Jenny walks up.

Jenny: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
Chick: This pervert is using the worst, and most foul pick up lines on me!
Jenny: You're going to jail punk.
Brock: FUCK!

Brock gets hand cuffed and taken to jail.

Ash and Misty are walking to the gym.

Ash: I didn't know if I should laugh or be sad...
Misty: Ah, his pick up lines were fucking hilarious!

Ash and Misty walk into the gym.

An old man comes and talks to Ash.

Old Man: Hello! Befo' yo' take awn the leader, yo' fou' gotta take out on of ma friendz befo' him man!
Ash: Okay... Bye.
Old Man: Cya ma homie!
Ash: Trying to relate, haha.
Misty: Mhm. Hahahaha.

Ash walks up.

Trainer: You look like a transvestite. Let's battle!
Ash: Oh, you're going down for that you piece of shit.

BATTLE BEGINS.

Ash pushes the trainer into the water.

BATTLE ENDS.

Ash walks up to the leader.

Leader: Oh look, it's my bitchy little hooker sister, Misty!
Misty: FUCK YOU, YOU GIGANTIC PIECE OF DOG SHIT.
Ash: Ladies please! Leader, I don't know your name, but I challenge you to a battle, I need the second dragon ball!
Leader: Alrighty.

BATTLE BEGINS.

Ash uses Pik-achu.
Leader uses Starmie.

Pik uses quick attack.
Pik started vanishing into thin air and appearing all over the place, uppercutting Starmie in the jewel thing, and then cutting one of his arms off.

CRITICAL HIT! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

Starmie uses splash.
Starmie calls forth the power of Neptune and sends a drop of water towards Pik-achu.

Pik-achu avoided the attack!

Pik uses punch.
Pik rips it's hand through Starmie's asshole and rips out it's inside jewel.

Starmie faints.

BATTLE ENDS.

Leader: Shit, I don't care anyways. Here you go, here's the second dragon ball, and $47485. Now gtfo.
Ash: That's it? I am disappoint.
Misty: Trollolololololol.
Ash: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!
Misty: Nyan nyan nyan nyan!
Ash: Pedobear is over there!
Leader: Shut the fuck up with the memes, now gtfo.

Ash and Misty leave the gym.

Ash: Where's Brock?
Misty: He's in jail, remember?
Ash: Oh yeah...

End of chapter.

The pick-up lines are hilarious!

I love this, dude. Keep it up!

EDIT: I just put the link to this on ED's Pokemon and Fanfiction pages, so hopefully you get some recognition for your talent of making people laugh.

Haha, thanks Logan! It truly is a masterpiece, and I expect to win greatest fanfiction of all time at the fanfiction awards.

What's with the whole porno theme?

yes this is an kids forum you know what we will do with you ' re if you make this in iran ? we will kill you 're hands and so you make not like this ; fan fiction ;

Man, I can't wait for the next chapter. After your done with the whole Porkemon story, you should do another fanfic. Unfortunately, I won't be able to read the rest until Friday at the earliest because I have to go home tonight, I don't have a computer, and this website is blocked from our school's retarded firewall.

Are you fucking serious? It's blocked?! LOL!!!

Yeah, probably because it has "Nintendo" in the name. Or maybe Forumotion is a blocked site. I can't remember because it was last year when I tried to get on. Our firewall blocks a lot of shit, including government websites. Fuck you, DansGuardian!

That's horse shit, my school blocked Youtube, and Facebook! They went out of their way to shut down the computer system a couple years ago and block like literally everything!

I'm the one who brought emulators to my school.

We only have youtube blocked

Im just going to go ahead and give my current review on this:

This is far too vulgar for my tastes. However, there are attributes which make the humor quite hilarious. Such as using Pik-achu as a reference to our friend Pik and stuff.
Anywho, full fledged review when this is done. Expect it!

There are definitely more references in the series, such as Sy-duck in the first trainer battle as a reference to Syduck. Also, I got another one coming up, it'll be in the next chapter, after you read it, you must tell me what the reference was!

Also, moved this to Talent Room.

Chapter 7

Ash and Misty go to the jail.

Ash: Hi, I'd like to pay bale for Brock Obama.
Cop: Yes. Here is the keys.
Misty: You mean "Here ARE the keys"?
Cop: That's what I did said, idiot.
Misty: You suck at grammar.
Cop: That's isn't what your mother say to me last night.
Misty: Fuck you, fag.
Cop: I'd would love to do this.
Ash: Here's the $500.

Ash and Misty walk to the cell.

Ash: Everyone should be a Pokemon trainer! Easiest way to make money.
Misty: Mhm.

Officer Jenny came up to Ash and Misty.

Jenny: May I help you?
Ash: We are here to release Brock.
Jenny: Oh my gosh, are you serious?
Ash: ...yes...
Jenny: You wanna know what he said to me?
Ash: Sure!

FLASHBACK BEGINS.

Brock: Oh man, I'm good at math, Officer... Jenny was it?
Jenny: Mhm, and good for you?
Brock: Yeah, U plus I equals 69. (U+I=69)
Jenny: You're fucking disgusting.
Brock: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Jenny: Never heard that one before.
Brock: Oh, sorry. I'd put U between F and CK, how's that?
Jenny: You're stupid.
Brock: Wanna play leapfrog naked?
Jenny: GTFO kid.
Brock: There's a party tonight!
Jenny: Where?
Brock: In your mouth and I'm cumming!
Jenny: I don't get it...
Brock: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
Jenny: That's nasty!
Brock: I just shit my pants, can I get into yours?
Jenny: You could only wish.
Brock: I'm no weather man, but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight!
Jenny: Huh?
Brock: You must work at Subway, because you just gave me a footlong!
Jenny: You're terrible at this.
Brock: Why do I have a pierced tongue? You'll soon find out.
Jenny: Pervert.
Brock: If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
Jenny: Good one.
Brock: The word of the day is legs, so let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Jenny: No.
Brock: Hey babe, nice legs. What time do they open?

FLASHBACK ENDS.

Jenny: That fucker is perverted out of his mind!
Ash: Yeah... We know. Can you just free him?
Jenny: Fine.
Brock: HEY ASH! Let's go to Cerulean City.
Ash: Okay.

So the friends left for Cerulean City.

Ash: We're here!

Ash walked into the gym.

This one was rather short and it was mostly the flashback.

Didn't like this one. The jokes are already played out. Kay...

But the pick-up lines were hilarious :O Thats where i get my pickup lines...........they haven't worked yet though

Sorry guys, I'll write another chapter soon. That one was basically a filler, but we'll get there. I need to come up with more ideas!

I'm loving Brock's pickup lines!

Yeah man, that's some serious improv.

Please make more.