THATS RIGHT FAGBAGS, THE KING OF SWING, THE CAPTAIN OF CAT IMAGES HAS RETURNED TO YOUR SHORES
GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES, BE SURE TO OPEN WIDE, I'M MAKING YOU MY BITCHES, I'M BACK BABY I AM ALIVE
THEY TRIED TO STOP ME ONCE, BUT FUCK YOU THE BLACK METAL WARRIORS RELEASED ME.
THE PINK NIPPLES SHALL RAIN, THE HEAVY METAL SHALL PLAY AND CHAOS SHALL REIGN, TARA SHALL BE MY PERSONAL SLAVE A
SHOUTING IS SO VERY METAL
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute just sit right there
And tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin out, maxin, relaxing all cool,
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
I Begged and pleaded with her day after day,
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it
First class yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champaine glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm this might be allright
But wait I hear prissy, bourgeois and all that
Is this the type of place they should send this cool cat
I don't think so, I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well ah the plain landed and when I came out
There was a dude that looked like a cop standing there with my name
out
I aint trying to get arrested yet I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning dissapeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab was rare
But I thought naw forget it yo homes to Bel-Air
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes smell ya later"
I looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
NOW A LITTLE SOMETHING FROM LAST.FM FAGBAGS
I'm into metal, folk metal, heavy metal, melodic death metal and power metal, including:
Nyanginex, Attack Attack!, Swashbuckle, Alestorm, Mastodon, Manowar, Nothgard, Amon Amarth, Orange Goblin, Earth, Dream Theater, In Flames, Finntroll, Sovenfrost, Turisas, Andrew W.K., Korpiklaani, Nokturnal Mortum, Skull Fist, Powerwolf, Darkest Era, Bill Bailey, Dragonland, Dagoba, Bon Iver, Judas Priest, Gavoustema, Jethro Tull, Månegarm, All That Remains, Kiuas, The Lord Weird Slough Feg, Sabaton, Heidevolk, Kivimetsän Druidi, Rhapsody of Fire, Opeth, Kansas, Cannibal Corpse, Hans Zimmer, Burzum, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Voltaire, DragonForce, Kanye West, Gojira, Astral Doors, This Will Destroy You, Steel Panther.
THE RETURN HAS HAPPENED, TIME TO GET TO WORK (inb4 baned)
