okay so it starts out with mario and peach getting married XD and then they go to tokyo for it to happen XD and tokyo is full of ppl XD and then mario, link, peach, lasagna, daisy, zelda, kirby, and marth all get fucked up beyond belief XD and then they wake up hungover and it seems that the girls are lost XD but mario and link dont give up hope yet XD so they go on an adventure to find them XD
Chapter 1.
Five months ago...
Mario and Peach were eating where they went for their very first date... Lugia's Pasta and Pizza.
Mario: Peach, this is wonderful!
Peach: Oh Mario, I know! I'm so happy tonight.
Mario: Y'know, living at my brothers house these past few years... I think it's time to take the next step in life.
Peach: You're not getting bored with things are you?!
Mario: No... um, maybe you could just check what is waiting for you under the table.
Peach: Is it kinky?!
Mario: I don't think so, but you'll be surprised what is waiting for you.
Peach: It's okay if you wanna add more spicy-ness to our relationship!
Mario: Then check what's under!
Mario checked his phone to see what time it was, and forgot that his background was a picture of Peach's ass crack. His three inch floppy disk turned into an eight inch hard drive.
Mario: ...shit...
Peach: Okay, I'll check!
Mario: Um, wait!
Peach went under the table, she saw Mario's dick was hard as a dinosaurs skull, so she decided to suck him off as she thought that's what he meant about the "spice".
Mario: MAMMAMIA! HOLY SHIT, FUCKING RIGHT DOGGY. DAMN IT, FUUUUUUUUUUCK. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH.
Peach was slobbering all around his penis. While his penis was erect, Peach had just gotten a new tongue piercing which Mario was sensitive to.
The owner Lugia came out to ask what was wrong, Mario had never met him before.
Lugia: Is there a problem, sir?
Mario: FUCK NO!
Mario gasped, jumped out of his seat, and just as he did, his penis was throbbing. He ejaculated all over Lugia.
Lugia: What... the fuck?!
Mario: Mammamia! Mr. Lugia, I am sorry! SHIT!
It turns out Lugia's worst enemy was semen, as when he was making his way to the womb, he almost died. Lugia had a heart attack and was rushed to the hospital.
Mario: Wow... I meet my hero and I almost kill him.
Peach: Mario... I found this ring on the floor, is it yours?
Mario: Yes Peach, that's what I meant, not for you to suck my schlong!
Luigi was standing in the corner this whole time laughing. He came over.
Luigi: Oh my fucking, hahahahah. This is some funny shit jackass.
Mario: Luigi go away! Anyways Peach... what is it?
Peach: Well it tasted like grape because of that grape condom I found you jerking off with this morning.
Mario: NO, ugh, fuck. Will you marry me?
Peach: YES!
SUPER MARIO THE WEDDING
End of chapter.
Chapter 1.
Five months ago...
Mario and Peach were eating where they went for their very first date... Lugia's Pasta and Pizza.
Mario: Peach, this is wonderful!
Peach: Oh Mario, I know! I'm so happy tonight.
Mario: Y'know, living at my brothers house these past few years... I think it's time to take the next step in life.
Peach: You're not getting bored with things are you?!
Mario: No... um, maybe you could just check what is waiting for you under the table.
Peach: Is it kinky?!
Mario: I don't think so, but you'll be surprised what is waiting for you.
Peach: It's okay if you wanna add more spicy-ness to our relationship!
Mario: Then check what's under!
Mario checked his phone to see what time it was, and forgot that his background was a picture of Peach's ass crack. His three inch floppy disk turned into an eight inch hard drive.
Mario: ...shit...
Peach: Okay, I'll check!
Mario: Um, wait!
Peach went under the table, she saw Mario's dick was hard as a dinosaurs skull, so she decided to suck him off as she thought that's what he meant about the "spice".
Mario: MAMMAMIA! HOLY SHIT, FUCKING RIGHT DOGGY. DAMN IT, FUUUUUUUUUUCK. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH.
Peach was slobbering all around his penis. While his penis was erect, Peach had just gotten a new tongue piercing which Mario was sensitive to.
The owner Lugia came out to ask what was wrong, Mario had never met him before.
Lugia: Is there a problem, sir?
Mario: FUCK NO!
Mario gasped, jumped out of his seat, and just as he did, his penis was throbbing. He ejaculated all over Lugia.
Lugia: What... the fuck?!
Mario: Mammamia! Mr. Lugia, I am sorry! SHIT!
It turns out Lugia's worst enemy was semen, as when he was making his way to the womb, he almost died. Lugia had a heart attack and was rushed to the hospital.
Mario: Wow... I meet my hero and I almost kill him.
Peach: Mario... I found this ring on the floor, is it yours?
Mario: Yes Peach, that's what I meant, not for you to suck my schlong!
Luigi was standing in the corner this whole time laughing. He came over.
Luigi: Oh my fucking, hahahahah. This is some funny shit jackass.
Mario: Luigi go away! Anyways Peach... what is it?
Peach: Well it tasted like grape because of that grape condom I found you jerking off with this morning.
Mario: NO, ugh, fuck. Will you marry me?
Peach: YES!
SUPER MARIO THE WEDDING
End of chapter.
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