Hey guys, I'm kind of in shock right now. Me and this girl have been dating for seven months now, and we were making out but somehow we got into an argument, and I regret every minute of it.

It got to the point where she called me a fucking asshole, and I was about to cry, but to hold my tears, I punched her right in the nose, breaking it, there was blood all over my bed and my hand, I ran to the bathroom to wash my hands and I sat down on the toilet and cried.

She told my mom, my mom isn't very pleased with me. She is supposedly getting a restraining order against me, and I fucked up BIG time.

I really need some help to calm down guys... please, that's all I ask. If you don't see me for awhile, this is why.

So my mom called my aunt, and so I guess I am going to stay there for the summer. She lives in Bel-Air so basically, now I am the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

call kid's help phone?

This is in outhouse, thus it's a joke. K.

Coco, don't even bother trying to Bel-air these idiots.

But what IF I am the Fresh Prince of Bel-air?

Oh god, DON'T START THAT OR I WILL PWN YOU WITH TOAST!

LOL. Failtroll attempt with SUCCESS! Coco might just take over the award from MarioKing.

Edit: Yea, Syduck deleted his post, which makes me lol even more. He said you should say sorry, Coco!

If you want advice, watch this video.

I saw it, and it reminded me of life.

Skochko wrote:LOL. Failtroll attempt with SUCCESS! Coco might just take over the award from MarioKing.

Edit: Yea, Syduck deleted his post, which makes me lol even more. He said you should say sorry, Coco!

It wasn't failtroll. You had no idea what a Bel-air was. That's the only reason he didn't face fuck all of you. Once you get Bel-air'd enough you stop taking anything on the internet seriously.

Lol MarioKing. MarioKing is pro because he voted me for Troller and shit because I deserved it, but coming from a legendary troll, that's sick shit.

Wait. Who is legendary trull?