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Logan
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on Sun Apr 24, 2011 10:12 am

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Olimar
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If you are offended by strong language, please do not read this. This is only for fun. Forum Rules do NOT forbid such posts, so please don't complain.

I know it's from the 2nd and you might not give a shit, but I don't care. On the 2nd, I got an email explaining I was banned. They were nice enough to show me the poem in the email, censored of course. Well here it is, The Legend Of Zelda: A Poem Of Love, completely uncensored:

Dear Princess Zelda,
You have magnificent tits,
They are so huge,
Holy shit!
I want to fuck you hard,
And eat your pussy,
And make Ganon watch,
That stupid wussy.
I'll stick my Triforce,
Into your cunt,
And fuck your ass,
To make it blunt.
Oh Din Nayru and Farore,
And Goddess of Time,
Give me a big dick,
And you will find,
I fuck harder than a Goron,
Wetter than a Zora,
A bigger wood than a Deku,
I hope you're not a whora.
To make things short,
Or rather long,
I'll explore your dungeons,
All night long.
-Link

Yes, I understand it's stupid. You don't need to explain it to me, just in case you feel the need to.

http://www.happykatana.wordpress.com
CartoonLink
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on Sun Apr 24, 2011 10:15 am

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Zekrom & Reshiram
OMFG LOL!

Boris5000
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on Sun Apr 24, 2011 11:09 am


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Nice.

zmanrwks
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on Sun Apr 24, 2011 11:20 am

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That was clever :O


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Kaz
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on Sun Apr 24, 2011 11:27 am

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Best troll on ZU ever.


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Logan
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on Sun Apr 24, 2011 12:10 pm

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Olimar
Thanks guys. I wish the ZU mods shared the appreciation.

http://www.happykatana.wordpress.com
Skochko
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on Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:07 pm

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Lol "I hope you're not a whora." xD
Btw, you forgot to add some notice, because someone might find this offensive. I added it for you.


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CartoonLink
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on Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:26 am

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Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
Mr. GayNiggerManWatch wrote:Best troll on ZU ever.

You're fucking retarded.

zmanrwks
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on Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:45 am

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No. CL, no. Necroposting is not allowed. Not even in the outhouse.

You receive a warning, and I'm locking this topic.

/nub


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