If you are offended by strong language, please do not read this. This is only for fun. Forum Rules do NOT forbid such posts, so please don't complain.
I know it's from the 2nd and you might not give a shit, but I don't care. On the 2nd, I got an email explaining I was banned. They were nice enough to show me the poem in the email, censored of course. Well here it is, The Legend Of Zelda: A Poem Of Love, completely uncensored:
Dear Princess Zelda,
You have magnificent tits,
They are so huge,
Holy shit!
I want to fuck you hard,
And eat your pussy,
And make Ganon watch,
That stupid wussy.
I'll stick my Triforce,
Into your cunt,
And fuck your ass,
To make it blunt.
Oh Din Nayru and Farore,
And Goddess of Time,
Give me a big dick,
And you will find,
I fuck harder than a Goron,
Wetter than a Zora,
A bigger wood than a Deku,
I hope you're not a whora.
To make things short,
Or rather long,
I'll explore your dungeons,
All night long.
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Yes, I understand it's stupid. You don't need to explain it to me, just in case you feel the need to.
