Okay, so I watched the Smurfs movie and here's what I think of it.
Animation: 10/10
Okay, so it was mostly live-action, but the Smurfs and their little village, and the swirly portal thingies were amazing and the animation was 3D, which is way better than the shitty 2D animation of the cartoon.
Special Effects: 10/10
Wow, these are awesome. I saw it in 3D, and the effects were the best I've ever seen. The special effects were realistic and fantastic, better even than Star Wars.
Music: 10/10
Wow. Talk about eargasm. The soundtrack is absolutely wonderful and features the popular artists you love to listen to, like Nirvana, Metallica, and Justin Bieber, while also featuring some great overlooked artists you may not have heard of, but you wish you did, like Mother Love Bone, Michael Jackson, and Esham.
Story: 10/10
Okay, so Mario is in the Mushroom Kingdom and has to take a shit, so he's off, but he finds Smurfs in his toilet and flushes them down. They go to New York and meet Patrick and Grace, who are in the porn business. After a movie they made called "Cum On And Have Some Fun (With My Pussy)," Grace gets pregnant, and she has a son who she names Fuckface McFaggot Burger. When he is seven, mom and dad sell Fuckface to Gargamel for crack. Azriel, with the help of the Smurfs, help Fuckface and save him from Gargamel, who has been molesting Fuckface for three months. A heartwarming story about a kid who has a terrible life finding friendship and little blue midgets who care about him.
Acting: 10/10
With an excellent cast like Neil Patrick Harris, Jayma Mays, Hank Azaria, Seth Rogan, Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey, Jenna Jameson, Tommy Dreamer, and Walt Disney, you can't go wrong.
Overall: 10/10
This is an excellent movie. It has everything you would want in a great drama, and it has some great sex scenes. The best is when Grace is giving a blowie to Patrick and she takes a shit on Smurfette. Grouchy and Papa eat the shit like it was candy. This is a wonderful movie filled with both heartwarming, happy moments and sad, depressing tearjerkers. This is an emotional thrill ride that will make you feel better about yourself after watching it. If you hate this movie, then you must be a robot, because you have no heart. This is the greatest film I've ever seen, and that includes classics such as Forrest Gump, Gone With The Wind, and Fantasia.
Animation: 10/10
Okay, so it was mostly live-action, but the Smurfs and their little village, and the swirly portal thingies were amazing and the animation was 3D, which is way better than the shitty 2D animation of the cartoon.
Special Effects: 10/10
Wow, these are awesome. I saw it in 3D, and the effects were the best I've ever seen. The special effects were realistic and fantastic, better even than Star Wars.
Music: 10/10
Wow. Talk about eargasm. The soundtrack is absolutely wonderful and features the popular artists you love to listen to, like Nirvana, Metallica, and Justin Bieber, while also featuring some great overlooked artists you may not have heard of, but you wish you did, like Mother Love Bone, Michael Jackson, and Esham.
Story: 10/10
Okay, so Mario is in the Mushroom Kingdom and has to take a shit, so he's off, but he finds Smurfs in his toilet and flushes them down. They go to New York and meet Patrick and Grace, who are in the porn business. After a movie they made called "Cum On And Have Some Fun (With My Pussy)," Grace gets pregnant, and she has a son who she names Fuckface McFaggot Burger. When he is seven, mom and dad sell Fuckface to Gargamel for crack. Azriel, with the help of the Smurfs, help Fuckface and save him from Gargamel, who has been molesting Fuckface for three months. A heartwarming story about a kid who has a terrible life finding friendship and little blue midgets who care about him.
Acting: 10/10
With an excellent cast like Neil Patrick Harris, Jayma Mays, Hank Azaria, Seth Rogan, Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey, Jenna Jameson, Tommy Dreamer, and Walt Disney, you can't go wrong.
Overall: 10/10
This is an excellent movie. It has everything you would want in a great drama, and it has some great sex scenes. The best is when Grace is giving a blowie to Patrick and she takes a shit on Smurfette. Grouchy and Papa eat the shit like it was candy. This is a wonderful movie filled with both heartwarming, happy moments and sad, depressing tearjerkers. This is an emotional thrill ride that will make you feel better about yourself after watching it. If you hate this movie, then you must be a robot, because you have no heart. This is the greatest film I've ever seen, and that includes classics such as Forrest Gump, Gone With The Wind, and Fantasia.
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