Hello everyone. I am Cartoon Link, or Toon Link in a Car, and I am the most famous member on this entire site. So anyways, Sparkeh (114.7 billion sales) and Mama (1.2 billion sales) are the two biggest competitors.

As you can see, Sparkeh is winning, and will continue to win, but now it has come to this. We are asking for YOUR assistant on naming a Sparkeh and Mama cross over. Winner receives $900,000,000,000.00 and a free trip to anywhere in the world with Sparkeh and Mama themselves.

Here's what we got so far.

Sparkeh and Mama at the London Olympics
Sparkeh and Mama at the Japanese Art Festival
Sparkeh's Mama eye 007

Please come up with titles and you may receive 900 billion dollars, and infinite girlfriends.

Super Cool Story Bros. Sparkeh meets Mama.

Hunting Mama.

Plot:
Just a regular day. Mama wants to get groceries for lunch. But, instead of shopping in her regular supermarket, she goes hunting... hunting for Sparkeh. It turns out to be a bigger challenge than she has thought, but after a great fight put up by Sparkeh, she catches him. Once she takes all money from him and cooks him. But she doesn't eat him. She donates the tasty cooked Sparkeh to the hungry children of Asia (not Africa, coz Asians eat shit, among everything else). Thus, Mama's the hero again, just richer.

I obviously win...

P.S. PETA can't bash this one as Sparkeh isn't technically an animal. And there is no such thing as PETS (People for the Ethical Treatment of Sparkeh)... yet...

I thought it wasn't a story, i thought it was a tale

Mama, I love your idea. I was thinking of one like this :

GoldenSpark Mama 007, it's where Sparkeh's agent has been secretly under cover and he is really Goldeneye to make everything screwed up with many plot twists.

Reason why Mama and Sparkeh are mixing to give Mama the feeling that Sparkeh gets for being so damn rich!