You wouldn't because the cake is a lie.
What if Obama would do a better job as the president.

Then we would have to make congress a better congress.
What would happen if (censorship)

Then pizza is a vegetable
what if tumblr

Then Panchi's Reimu plushie spam.
What if

What if I got a 100 in the calc test tomorrow?

You would be happy.
What if Komachi didn't slack off.

She wouldnt be Komachi
What if what?

Then yes.
What if I stole Suika's sake?

SOVIET DAMAGE
What if windows media player melted injto my hw

Windows Media Player sucks so much it CAN'T melt

What would happen if *kicK*

Ow.
What if Gay Luigi?

SPAGHETTI.
What if Jack alerted the horde?

OH MAN.
What if STOP?

CANNOT STOP
What if NYU?

Cannot nyu.
What if I did not hit her?

Then the world would be a better place.

What would happen if this forum got a cooler host so we could have a epicsause forum :3

Mama would raeg.
What if Mama raeged

We would lose the forum,

What would happen if George Bush was a nazi? *De Ja Vu? (Or However you spell it XD ) *

The American Government would crumble. (iseewutudidthar)
What if I broke the sound wave, and also caused a rip in both the space time continuum AND the fabric of the universe?

We would never have exsisted. Due to the fact you broke a hole in the fabric of the universe, meaning, the universe never exsisted, because if the universe does not exsist, than the history of the universe does not exsist, there for, none of this ever happened

What would happen if life was actually a illusion?

It is.
What if I turned in all my late homework during Winter Break?

You coulden't, its winter (Christmas) break!

What would happen if a new Harvest Moon of GoTY 2012?

I would raeg.
What if GO!

Oh God, I started to early.

What if I my user was Blast Burn?

What if my user was Hydro Pump?