We all know that almost any day we learn something,like not putting ketchup with peanut butter or not stepping on lego,but what did this red plumber teach you?
mario taught me that if you get a shell from a turtle and throw it at a ghost the ghost will die and give you 200 points,
he also taught me that pokey's are very slow,
but something i will never forget is that you shooting fire underwater kills white squids! i would never notice it without him!

That you can nail a hot chick, even if you are ugly and fat.

I learned drugs are cool.

That you don't have to look like a badass to be one.

Dinosaurs are awesome.

I learned that stepping on everything is the key to solving all your problems

-Do anything for a bitch, even if it means crossing tundras, poisonous swamps, spike-filled castles, and even a fuckin volcano. Keep moving, no matter what.
-The best things in life come from smashing your head into bricks.
-Exotic things are awesome. Example: