So, since I'm not in UBtT4 anymore, I need to find something to do on this forum. Now, the chat box has never been a place where I can just relax on here, and I honestly felt like writing something. Normally I would work on my main project in this case, but I guess you could say I wasn't really feeling it.
So instead, I bring you an original story about everyone's favorite biased mod. Let's begin.
PROLOGUE
Once upon a time, in an unspecific college, in an unspecific area on the east coast of the US, there was a guy, like any other guy. His name, was Zman Rwks. He had just finished his daily prayers to the great god, Sir, but suddenly, there was a huge explosion. Every part of the college was destroyed, except for the Physics room, which was in the same condition it was in before the explosion. I don't know what floor it was on, but if it was upstairs, it was just floating there. Zman was horrified, but then he remembered that if he really didn't want to go to Physics class, he could just skip it as long as there wasn't like a test or something.
Zman then received a visit from the great god, Sir. "Zman Rwks," he said. "I have a request of you."
"You came to visit a regular guy like me, Lord Sir?" asked Zman.
"The order of the trolls have formed an army to crush me and my co-god, Mama," said Sir. "They are led by the all powerful MarioKing. We need your help to defeat them."
"Why did you pick me?" asked Zman.
"You are the most faithful person I know," said Sir. "You have been chosen as the leader of a squad of five loyal individuals. You must find them. I will assist you with clues to they're location, and I will also give you the power of 10,000 Shreks as well."
"Who are they?"
"The first one is a mage known as MWH," said Sir "You will find him only in the mystical land of Flolololorida. But beware, he is known for practicing in the forbidden dark arts of Touhou."
"No way!"
"It's true. However, he seems to have grown tired of this dark voodoo, so you shouldn't need to worry about it too much. Remember Zman, Shrek is by your side."
TO BE CONTINUED
I do plan on continuing this by the way.
So instead, I bring you an original story about everyone's favorite biased mod. Let's begin.
PROLOGUE
Once upon a time, in an unspecific college, in an unspecific area on the east coast of the US, there was a guy, like any other guy. His name, was Zman Rwks. He had just finished his daily prayers to the great god, Sir, but suddenly, there was a huge explosion. Every part of the college was destroyed, except for the Physics room, which was in the same condition it was in before the explosion. I don't know what floor it was on, but if it was upstairs, it was just floating there. Zman was horrified, but then he remembered that if he really didn't want to go to Physics class, he could just skip it as long as there wasn't like a test or something.
Zman then received a visit from the great god, Sir. "Zman Rwks," he said. "I have a request of you."
"You came to visit a regular guy like me, Lord Sir?" asked Zman.
"The order of the trolls have formed an army to crush me and my co-god, Mama," said Sir. "They are led by the all powerful MarioKing. We need your help to defeat them."
"Why did you pick me?" asked Zman.
"You are the most faithful person I know," said Sir. "You have been chosen as the leader of a squad of five loyal individuals. You must find them. I will assist you with clues to they're location, and I will also give you the power of 10,000 Shreks as well."
"Who are they?"
"The first one is a mage known as MWH," said Sir "You will find him only in the mystical land of Flolololorida. But beware, he is known for practicing in the forbidden dark arts of Touhou."
"No way!"
"It's true. However, he seems to have grown tired of this dark voodoo, so you shouldn't need to worry about it too much. Remember Zman, Shrek is by your side."
TO BE CONTINUED
I do plan on continuing this by the way.
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