Yep, apparently Jesus is coming to Earth and the world is ending on the 21st of October. I thought it was 2012. I'm guessing this is End Of The World Prediction #926,467,182,345,908,746,246,745,864,678,000,958.6987475040738540686220104380603754106. Besides, all this "Rapture", "earthquake", "flood", "meteor", "nuclear holocaust", "black hole", etc. is all a bunch of bullshit. Everyone knows that Earth will be invaded by evil rabbits from space who will kill us all. They look sort of like this:
And they will arrive in spaceships that look like this:
Don't say I didn't warn you.
And they will arrive in spaceships that look like this:
Don't say I didn't warn you.