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on Sun Jan 09, 2011 8:06 am

All you need to do is mix anthrax, napalm, botulism, salt, garlic, pepper, marijuana, tobacco, beer, cocaine, acid (LSD), sulfuric acid, cow poop, your homework, shrooms, cum, pee, turkey fat, a monkey brain, milk, eggs, an unlicensed NES game, an Xbox 360 controller, your hair, a Stone Cold Steve Austin action figure, snot, hot sauce, and tears, then pour some gasoline in the mixture and set it on fire for ten seconds. Then you put the fire out with orange juice. Then you say "I Am Immortal" over 9000 times. Then put it in the oven at 500 degrees and cook for 3 hours. Then put chocolate cake frosting on top and put some bacon bits on for sprinkles and Voila! You can now live forever. But you have to eat it, of course.

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