This is what happens when you hate a video game character so much when they're your partner in a certain Mario Party 7 Game. And watch too much He-Man.And possibly play a bit of Minecraft:
Kudos to those who know what He-Man actually is.
Toadette. She was made by Nintendo. Evil people. She is a monster. A beast of darkness. Stupidity. She likes water, so when she is walking in a swamp she throws herself purposely into the water even though they are playing a game for money. Yes. She even steals oranges thinking they are strawberries. And eats them. He-Man ate the strawberries. He works with Toadette. Orco ate the oragnes. No, not oranges. Oragnes. That’s Orco’s favorite plant. Yup. Its not a fruit. A plant animal. A fungus. That eats your soul once devoured. But not Orco. He has no soul. Because he is a creeper in disguise. He blows up after eating Oranges. So that’s why he eats oragnes. He shouts this all the time before fighting. BY THE POWER OF ORANGES! Toadette doesn’t shout anything. She suicides in the water.
I am really starting to think that I have actually succeeded in losing all my sanity in the past 30 minutes.
Oh dear...
Kudos to those who know what He-Man actually is.
Toadette. She was made by Nintendo. Evil people. She is a monster. A beast of darkness. Stupidity. She likes water, so when she is walking in a swamp she throws herself purposely into the water even though they are playing a game for money. Yes. She even steals oranges thinking they are strawberries. And eats them. He-Man ate the strawberries. He works with Toadette. Orco ate the oragnes. No, not oranges. Oragnes. That’s Orco’s favorite plant. Yup. Its not a fruit. A plant animal. A fungus. That eats your soul once devoured. But not Orco. He has no soul. Because he is a creeper in disguise. He blows up after eating Oranges. So that’s why he eats oragnes. He shouts this all the time before fighting. BY THE POWER OF ORANGES! Toadette doesn’t shout anything. She suicides in the water.
I am really starting to think that I have actually succeeded in losing all my sanity in the past 30 minutes.
Oh dear...