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What if Patchy was a pirate?

Then all her books would be pirated Kindle books.

What if I forgot to make the spaghetti!

What if the Angry Video Game Nerd never existed?

Then Luigi would be disappoint.
what if Tenshi caused an earthquake to smother herself cuz masochism?

His anus would explode.

What if Zman never became a mod?

Then CL wouldve responded to what wouldve happened if i forgot to make the spaghetti.

What if I went downstairs to find out the precious spaghetti was stolen?

The spaghetti is a lie.
What if INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR?

Thank you
What if i told you Zman isn't even a mod?

Ofc, he's a modcop.
What if i was a marshmallow?

Kirby?
What if i told you Ryu was a woman?

Then he made the pound cake! or she...

What if I went to school in two weeks?

NEVEEEEEEEERRRRR
What if Zman went crazy like Pinkamena?

Again?
What if I told you i go back to school in 2.2 weeks?

:c
What if sir didn't like Tf2?

Then sir wouldn't be bulletproof.
What if Panchi didn't like Touhou?

Then MWH would appear before me wearing Kamina glasses to awaken me from the Infinite Anti-Spiral Dream Universe and help me escape to continue my battle against the Anti-Spirals...I mean wut

What if the comment above sort of spoils something in Gurren Lagann?

...FINAL SPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
What if thats how equestria was made?

Then Anti-Equestrians were made the opposite way.

What if the above statement contains a grammatical/spelling error?

*corrects*
What if I like trains?

*gaps*

What if I appear offline on messenger?

SHH. Consome is hiding.

What if I made a "what if" a reality, such as the prediction of me getting 100 posts?

INCEPTION
What if Yuyuko died... Again?

Then Zman would bring Yuyuko back to life.
What if I left the internet?

The internet would leave you.

What if I told you Zman would never bring Yuyuko back to life cuz he hates touhou, and despite the fact he could never get RID of Yuyuko in the first place?

Id believe you
what if was bi-winning?