Then Sparky, MWH, and I would bring Gman along

What would happen if I returned?

Skype Party

What if water was banned in Uk?

lold
What if Joey could live without water?

Banned.
What If I could last a week without Mountain Dew?

That entire post made no sense.
What if BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN!?

No. ~Jack Black

What if Bison made waffles?

Ryu would eat them at 4 in the morning and lose control of his life.

What if THIS IS DELICIOUS?

Then I made it myself.

What if I was the worlds greatest pillow fighter?

Then you'd neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed tacos. Youd need them or you will explode. That happens to you sometimes...
what if i was a mongoose dog?

Then you wouldnt be friends with CHEEEEEEEEN!

What am I fighting foooooooor?

Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
What if I was the farthest ever in space?

Then we'd be family again.

What if I had some pocky?

POCKY GAAAAAAAAAAEM!
what if i taught chen to Guard Yukari while she slept?

Then she would know what she was fighting foooooor.

What if i beat all the Touhou extras right now?

eez not possible!
What if sandvich make me strong?

Then I would EAAAT THIIIIIS!

What if I went and got some ice cream?

then EYE would EEEEEAT IIT!
What if Derpy brought you a letter?

I would give her 40 cakes to steal.

What if the 40 cakes were a lie?

Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve.
What if Pens?

Banished to Episode 3.

What if Luna appeared more often?

Trollestia science.
What if Celestia trolled ken?

Impossible. I trolled Celestia.

What if I watched all of MLP?

Then I would have succeeded.
What if there was a 3rd sonic in generations?

It would be the Irish Sonic from the movie.

What if I lied about watching all of MLP?

*raeg*
what if shit went wrong before i even got to chen?