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CartoonLink
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on Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:23 am

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Zekrom & Reshiram
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It was 2007. A lot of younger males were actively joining groups on Youtube and trying to get the most subscribers. A group started and was named The Yoshi Foundation. (Like it was so long ago I kind of forget), the two leaders of this group were yoshifannumba1 and Yoshiprince2.

Many good times were experienced here within the group, and disputes were had and eventually finalized with everything going back to the original flow that was intended. But it was December 2009 where groups were destroyed. It started the Youtube downfall that really makes Youtube not the same anymore. What happened to commenting on each other's channels, having dashboards, and all that other good stuff? Youtube decided to be cunts and took that away from us.

We all moved to this forum, The Brawling Yoshis. Blah blah blah, Brawl sucks, Melee is better, so we became The Nintendo Domain. Yoshifannumba1 quit being a virgin and moved on with his life and left us. Vlado Arvid Ulf Skoko took over (really, what kind of fucking name is that shit) and did a reasonable job for a rookie. But he really let us down.

He let the forum go to shit by not supporting new ideas and then it started the Mama vs Groudon catastrophe. Mama only wanted to have a chat box because he was very misunderstood about how a forum works, but Groudon only felt comfortable in reasonably long paragraphs posted within a forum box, so he wanted it to go even further. It would have to evolve farther than any forum did before.

They had underestimated the trolling of CL. But he won back to back to back troll of the year awards multiple times. Yes, you that read right. CL, originally Yoshiprince2, never given mod status because everyone on the site is aware he is the heart and soul of this forum and also kept us together. But CL, he had been contacted by Mama one day because of spamming up the forums about a warning, and CL told him off. Mama, being the whipped limp dick he is gave in. He hired CL for $8.7 million on a year to year basis.

CL had trolled the fuck out of Groudon, driving Groudon to the point of contemplating suicide. After Groudon's mother had found him with his wrists horizontally slit, she called the help of a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist then explained to Groudon that if he wants results he needs to slit vertically, but Groudon, despite his mistake, couldn't face the agonizing pain of his wrist being opened with a sharp tool.

Anyways, after trolling Groudon over the years, CL gained a sense of love for the forum. He then backed off of the original plan that was to kill the forum, and instead kept it going, which then brought on the Sparkeh vs Mama wars. Sparkeh had been strikingly successful with his franchise while Mama was not. So Mama got pissed off and bipolar and hated everyone.

MWH, the ultimate Colombian troll hated everything about the darkness in this world so he decided to troll more. MWH created Beat The Track. It was rather successful and spawned a competition, Ultimate Beat The Track. The first season of UBTT was dominated by CL, who had the best picks for each song but the biased judge ultimately picked Ken to win. Ken had then started what was, quite... beautiful judging skills. His choice of words, they plucked the strings of your heart. It was really feel good.

But Ken had then gotten lazy and never finished judging the second season, which was once again, largely dominated by CL. His final bias gave Zema the award for winner. Zema made UBTT 3, which he held a round robin style competition. Yet again, CL was constantly winning, and Zema got lazy and killed the fucking competition.

Fast forward to mid 2014, Zema wanted to have this final UBTT attempt at one last great memory for the forum. It started off fantastic, great picks all over the place, with CL again picking all of the best songs and yet again blowing the competition away. BUT... Zema got lazy, he gave Ken the rights to judge a round of the competition. Now, let me say Zach, you proved that you have a diminutive intellect that day, you could have let anyone judge that single fucking round, especially the person who was making the competition look easy, and you chose Ken.

And what did Kenneth do? Fucking was too lazy to vote and never voted. Zema knew that he had fucked up, and with a couple months of hiatus on judging, Zema brought the next round, but the Parasitic Mexican Gman locked the thread. And this is the whole point of this fucking thread. Zema and Ken secretly discussed purposely killing the forum. Something that was a part of ALL OF US, and you guys willingly did it yet still roam the chat now and then. Why? What was your intentions of this?

Now, I personally believe that Zema and Ken are the true people to blame for the downfall of our forum. I'm suing them each for 3.6 billion dollars in the damages done.

Skochko
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on Tue Jan 20, 2015 1:00 pm

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I'll frame this and hang it on a wall in my room. It's so beautiful and true.


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Smash
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on Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:32 pm

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Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
Is that in real money, or Canada?

http://www.smashteamproductions.webs.com
zmanrwks
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on Wed Jan 21, 2015 5:36 am

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Smash
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on Wed Jan 21, 2015 1:07 pm

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Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
Zman don't care. So, where can we all meet in one place now?

http://www.smashteamproductions.webs.com
Skochko
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on Thu Jan 22, 2015 6:49 am

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Smash wrote:Zman don't care. So, where can we all meet in one place now?

In hell.


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zmanrwks
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on Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:49 am

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CartoonLink
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on Thu Jan 22, 2015 11:53 am

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Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
I think shithead American Zach knows he fucked up, the piece of shit.

Smash
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on Thu Jan 22, 2015 12:59 pm

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Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
I think we all knew we were going to hell. I mean, most of us use Tumblr, CL is CL, and Mama is a power hungry admin.

http://www.smashteamproductions.webs.com
CartoonLink
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on Fri Jan 23, 2015 8:15 am

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Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
LOL, oh I forgot, you guys are virgins so you use tumblr. I mean, what? Are you gonna come to 4chan and rape us with porn?

RandomConsomePanchi
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on Sat Jan 24, 2015 5:13 am

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This is easily one of the best and masterfully written things in the entire history of the forum ever.
10/10 It's ok


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Best introduction thread
Mama's Epickest
Most-Like-Zman Award
Most Dedicated Touhou Fan
Mental breakdown Award
CartoonLink
#12

on Sat Jan 24, 2015 12:08 pm

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Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
10/10 "too much water"

8/10 "not enough water"

Pikmintendo
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on Sun Jan 25, 2015 6:27 pm

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Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
11/10 not enough toon links in cars

http://youtube.com/user/pikmintendo
Smash
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on Mon Jan 26, 2015 6:02 pm

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Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
1000000/10 Not enough Pik memes

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