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Bzilla56
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on Thu Jun 06, 2013 7:33 am

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Bioshock Infinite is pretty the Citizen Cain of Gaming, and I'll tell you why.

Protagonists:
Meme Jokes
Pop Culture References
Spectacular Gameplay
Elisabeth
Blood
Violence
It takes place in America I think
I can relate to Booker a lot
It's much easier than the past two games
Instead of having to worry about how many guns you have, Bioshock Infinite thankfully limits you to only two weapons
#Yolo
Elisabeth
Instead of having to actually worry about ammo, whenever you get low on ammo, Elisabeth just finds some in her dress and throws it at you.
It takes your favorite moments from Firefly and puts them in the game.
Butts
Extreme Emotional Value
Elisabeth

Convicts:
Not enough Meme Jokes
No Online Pass
No Reddit References
No Ben Paul
No Shaq
Hands Zimmerman didn't do the music
No musical numbers
Lack of Veggietales songs
No Coldplay
No Holocaust Jokes, like wtf
No Dogs

So in short it's pretty much the best game of the decade until The Last of Us and Grand Theft Auto V come out.

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