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on Mon Dec 24, 2012 12:03 pm

Welcome back to a story for all to enjoy
Another Christmas funtime, like playing with toys.
Remember last year, when we greeted by Sir?
This year he's back, but with some different words.

This takes place the same night as before
With Sir Gayman riding off with gift giving more!
As he rides through the night, he goes to a house
With even less noise than the breathe of a Cranky-mouse.

He goes down the chimney, to see with surprise
It is Skoch again, looking at him despised.
"What are you doing? What is this crap?"
He points to the coal that is on his lap.

"Why, Mama Skoch, you were not a nice person
So hopefully this coal will be a lesson."
"What did I do wrong? I was perfect this year!
Was I supposed to buy you beer?
Sean is a Brit, and CL is a bitch
Pik moved to tumblr, and Zman is rich!
Why did they get stuff while I got shit?
I will not take this, I am very pissed!"
He took out one of MWH's visual novel, and angrily looked at him.
"You will face my wrath, I will make sure I win!"

Sir knew how to deal with this, and took out a bat
"With Reggie as my protector, I'll make sure you have no hat!"
Skoch threw the novel at Sir, who dodged it with ease
And hit him with the bat so hard he couldn't see.

Mama quickly recovered, and got Sir with an uppercut
He grabbed a rope, and tried to tie Sir up!
A knot was tied, and Sir could do nothing
But before Skoch rejoiced, along came something.

A blur jumped through the window, and into the fray
Came the unbeatable Consome!
"What are you doing, Mama?" Asked Consome confused
"Sir has given me nothing, and it seems he has losed."

Consome, knowing what he had to do, attacked
But Mama threw at him some delicious snacks
Cookies and sandviches hit Consome in the eyes
And he missed Mama, as he was too wise!

Before he got up, Mama pinned him to the floor
"When you interfere with my business, you will be no more!"
But before he finished Consome, someone burst through the door
It was Barbara, who didn't want to be hurt anymore.
Then came more heroes, ready to save the day
First came PBG, JonTron, Ego, and Barry
Jumping through the roof was He-Man and Skeletor* *Editor's Note: They teamed up to fight the greater evil*
And finally Jaime, who screamed "This was war!"
More peeps came, ready to save Consome and Sir
Including Joe, which was out of character.

They all teamed up, and with an Ultimate Colors Blast
They all grabbed Skoch and kicked his ass.
He was sent to Hell, where he met a true foe
Toryallen and his birds, who nibbled on his toe.

The day was saved, thanks to the heroes
And whatever you want to call Joe.
After giving them extra gifts, Sir flew off in the night
He kept going until he was out of sight.
But he yelled one more thing at the top of his lungs, enough to be heard

"Next year I'm retiring, and keeping all the hats. Also, screw rhyming."


on Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:35 pm


Now this is a story.


on Mon Dec 24, 2012 3:42 pm

Yoshi Egg
Yoshi Egg
A+++ fast shipping would read again


on Mon Dec 24, 2012 3:47 pm

Zman. That was perfect. 10 Sky Sharks out of 4.5 Milk


Best introduction thread
Mama's Epickest
Most-Like-Zman Award
Most Dedicated Touhou Fan
Mental breakdown Award

on Mon Dec 24, 2012 8:00 pm

Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
This was funny, but I wasn't mentioned and oh wait, I'm a reindeer.

on Tue Dec 25, 2012 10:17 am

I would have done something different if I had tied up Gman or pinned down Punchy to the floor. Just sayin'.

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