Ok this game suckx here is way:
1. There is no porn.
2. THERE AREN'T ANY PIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSS
3. The Graphics are modern, and modern games suck, so this game does.
4. No Competitive Online play
5. It requires no thinking, I seriosuly think more about stuff in the line a mcDonalds.
6. The music is crappy because it lacks Skrillex.
7.
8. The Story sucks. You're playing Captain Olimar who is just some wanna-be Travon Martin You collect colorful Kim Jung Ils, which you can throw at the Queen of England (Protrayed by CartoonLink)
8. There are no Reddit memes or references so BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
9. Have I mentioned this lacks Pigs?
10. The Gameplay sux I rather play in the playset at McDonalds with a Burger King Toy while eating my Sonic Hotdogs.
Well, that's it for Tooday, c u guiz l8tr.
1. There is no porn.
2. THERE AREN'T ANY PIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSS
3. The Graphics are modern, and modern games suck, so this game does.
4. No Competitive Online play
5. It requires no thinking, I seriosuly think more about stuff in the line a mcDonalds.
6. The music is crappy because it lacks Skrillex.
7.
8. The Story sucks. You're playing Captain Olimar who is just some wanna-be Travon Martin You collect colorful Kim Jung Ils, which you can throw at the Queen of England (Protrayed by CartoonLink)
8. There are no Reddit memes or references so BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
9. Have I mentioned this lacks Pigs?
10. The Gameplay sux I rather play in the playset at McDonalds with a Burger King Toy while eating my Sonic Hotdogs.
Well, that's it for Tooday, c u guiz l8tr.