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CartoonLink
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on Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:43 am

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Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
Sup niggers? Alright so the Smash development team contacted me to write a fanfic about Smash. I'll give you a brief rundown on how it starts out.

STORY___________________________________________________________________

Groudon7777777 makes his way to the computer after school one day, logs onto TND and hears about this man named CartoonLink, also known as Toon Link in a Car. Smash then gets his ass trolled by CL and contacts the police about cyberbullying. The police investigate the scene, but cannot track his IP due to a proxy.

Groudon7777777 gets incredibly nervous about the fact he could die, so he then changes his name to Smash.

Smash then gets scared, because CL said he was going to die, and called Smash a nigger. Smash finds being called a nigger offensive because he picks cotton.

Smash then cries. He was locked into an asylum, actually, his mothers basement for two months due to his grandma walking in on him masturbating and thinking he was possessed.

Smash then finds out he had been trolled. Smash has ever since then been on a quest to be just like CL. This is his intro to the story:
"My name is Smash. I never believed in trolls until I came face to face with one. So I set out on a quest to become what I once saw into myself. With no one from TND following me around, I am joined by only my fellow investigator Syduck, and my equipment tech Zacharias. The three of us with travel to some of the most trollish places, where we will spend an entire night locked down from dusk until dawn. Straw, ice cream, these are our TROLL ADVENTURES."

Who thinks it's an incredible idea for a fanfic?

lol @ ghost adventures intro rip off

SRB1996
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on Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:47 am

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Kid Roy
Kid Roy
Sounds like a bitch,
is a bitch,
tastes like it too!
Thats GRRRRRRREAT!!

Linkodude43
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on Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:50 am

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Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
I have to say, this isngold

http://www.youtube.com/user/linkodude43
Skochko
#4

on Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:23 am

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Administrator
Administrator
As long as Smash is okay with this, I approve.


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Hydrocannon2727
#5

on Wed Aug 08, 2012 6:27 pm

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Zoroark
Zoroark
Yes, this is classic.

CartoonLink
#6

on Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:52 pm

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Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
Chapter 1.

Groudon7777777 got home from school and made his way to The Nintendo Domain.

Groudon: Hey guys, I'm back!
MWH: You've arrived.
CL: Welcome, Groudon. I remember you from a long, LONG time ago.
Groudon: I don't think I know you...
CL: Heh, it's hard to when you're a ten year old failure named Groudon.
Groudon: Shut up, atleast I'm not from China!
CL: Yes, I am from China. What a fucking insult.
Groudon: Shut up or I'll tell my mom!
CL: You tell your mom, what will she do?

Groudon had ran to the kitchen.

Groudon: MOM! SOME BULLY IS BULLYING ME!
Groudon's Mother: WHAT THE FACK, I WILL SPANK HIS BUM AND TALK TO HIS MOTHER!
Groudon: Mom... I only know him online.
Groudon's Mother: Then tell him I'll call the cyber police!

Groudon made his way back to the computer.

Groudon: Ha, say one more thing to me and my mom will call the cyber police!
CL: That's nice. Why don't you sit down and have a drink with me?
Groudon: I only drink kool-aid.
CL: Oh, well why not coke and rye?
Groudon: Hahaha, you drink alcohol, you're Jack Daniels!
CL: Try harder, Groudon. Jack Daniels has been dead for quite some time.

Groudon raged because he did not know what to do.

CL: Groudon, how are you so easy?
Groudon: I am not, you yank!
MWH: Don't let him get to you.
Ken: Groudon, calm down.
Groudon: NO, HE'S BEING AN ASSHOLE! I'M GETTING MY MOM TO CALL THE CYBER POLICE AND HE'LL BE ARRESTED!
CL: Alright, tell me how am I gonna be arrested?
Groudon: My mom knows the Hells Angels and they'll track your IP!
CL: I love using a proxy.
Gman: OH! SHIT'S WEAK BITCH!
CL: Oh, just drink some bleach and you'll feel better! That's what most people do to fix cyber bullying!
Groudon: Shut up, I will fucking find you and kill you and eat your first born child!

Groudon had been reduced to tears, he was flipping out. Groudon had smashed his Pokemon N64 he was so mad.

CL: Hehe, nigger.
Groudon: I'M GONNA DIE!

Groudon had fled TND and remained away from it for quite some time. Groudon changed his name to Smash. Smash got into a fight with his mom over who gets to eat more peanutbutter on which slice of toast.

Smash: SHUT UP MOM, I LIKE EXACTLY THIS MUCH AMOUNT ON MY TOAST!
Smash's Mother: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP KID, I AM SPANKING YOUR BUM AND YOU ARE GETTING A TIME OUT IN YOUR ROOM!
Smash: NOOO MOM!!! I'M SORRY!

Smash was thrown in his room. He was sad so he masturbated. His grandma came to visit and walked in on him.

Smash's Grandmother: Hiii honey, how are you- SMASH! YOU'RE DEFILING YOURSELF! YOU'RE POSSESSED!

Smash's grandmother threw him in the basement for two months to cleanse himself of his dark entity inside him, which doesn't exist because his grandmother is retarded.

Smash came up to go to TND for the first time in two and a half months.

Smash: Guys, who was CL?
MWH: Yoshiprince2, the ultimate troll.
Smash: I... I never believed in trolls.
Zman: Well man, they're real.
Syduck: Yeah, they are!
Smash: Zman, Syduck, would you care to join me? I am going to find all the trolls in the world I can with video evidence and turn myself into one. Syduck, you can be my fellow investigator, while Zman can be my equipment tech.

They all got together.

Smash: All right, we're making our intro, and here are the lyrics to it:

"My name is Smash. I never believed in trolls until I came face to face with one. So I set out on a quest to become what I once saw into myself. With no one from TND following me around, I am joined by only my fellow investigator Syduck, and my equipment tech Zacharias. The three of us will travel to some of the most trollish places, where we will spend an entire night locked down from dusk until dawn. Straw, ice cream, these are our TROLL ADVENTURES."

End of chapter.

Smash
#7

on Sun Oct 28, 2012 4:31 pm

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Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
It's funny because you described the exact opposite personalities of me and my family.

http://www.smashteamproductions.webs.com
CartoonLink
#8

on Sun May 24, 2015 1:27 pm

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Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
I think I was quite on par with your issues with your parents.

Smash
#9

on Mon May 25, 2015 6:35 am

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Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
Why did you wait over a year to respond to that?

http://www.smashteamproductions.webs.com
CartoonLink
#10

on Mon May 25, 2015 6:47 am

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Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
Grojudon, it was well over two and a half years.

Smash
#11

on Tue May 26, 2015 10:41 am

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Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
CartoonLink wrote:Grojudon, it was well over two and a half years.

God I feel so old.

http://www.smashteamproductions.webs.com
CartoonLink
#12

on Fri Jun 05, 2015 6:35 am

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Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
Don't worry, Smash. To me, you're still ten years old.

Smash
#13

on Sun Jun 07, 2015 7:21 am

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Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
CartoonLink wrote:Don't worry, Smash. To me, you're still ten years old.

Lovely. Now I'm younger than the Nintendo DS

http://www.smashteamproductions.webs.com
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