This is our self recorded conversation:
Me: "Zach, what the fuck man?"
Zach: "It's not what it looks like. D:"
Me: "Zach, you're fapping to a picture of JB..."
Zach: "No, I was fapping to this hentai poster and then a JB ad popped up, I swear."
Then when I was sleeping, and his alarm clock went off, and it was this:
I asked him what that ringtone's song is.
He told me it was "Eminem - Shake That Ass". Here is Shake That Ass by Eminem:
It sounds nothing like the ringtone, while this song does:
It all goes together. Zman is not only a huge Belieber, but he can also be the Bieber. We must destroy him.