HELLO! Are you a loner who masturbates every single day of his life? Are you forever alone? Have you never even kissed a girl? (Besides your grandmother, and parents.) THEN THIS IS THE LIFE FOR YOU! Following these three simple steps can get you into any girls pants any time of the day!!!
1. STEP ONE: Hygiene. Make sure you wash yourself good as possible when you wake up in the morning, because you don't want a girl to think you smell like shit!
2. STEP TWO: Penis pills. Girls don't like it when a guy has a small penis! A guy with a penis that is eight inches or smaller is considered puny for this generation of girls! So, either look up a guide to some penis exercises or buy some RON JEREMY PENIS PILLS!
3. STEP THREE: Alcohol. Make sure you get her really drunk, and slip her the date rape drug! Then, take her to a secret shack, your bedroom, camper, or even under a tree, and give it right to her!
IF THESE STEPS FAIL FOR YOU, SIMPLY TURN UP YOUR BASE AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE, TURN ON SOME SKRILLEX, PUT YOUR PENIS IN THE SUBWOOFER, AND ENJOY!
1. STEP ONE: Hygiene. Make sure you wash yourself good as possible when you wake up in the morning, because you don't want a girl to think you smell like shit!
2. STEP TWO: Penis pills. Girls don't like it when a guy has a small penis! A guy with a penis that is eight inches or smaller is considered puny for this generation of girls! So, either look up a guide to some penis exercises or buy some RON JEREMY PENIS PILLS!
3. STEP THREE: Alcohol. Make sure you get her really drunk, and slip her the date rape drug! Then, take her to a secret shack, your bedroom, camper, or even under a tree, and give it right to her!
IF THESE STEPS FAIL FOR YOU, SIMPLY TURN UP YOUR BASE AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE, TURN ON SOME SKRILLEX, PUT YOUR PENIS IN THE SUBWOOFER, AND ENJOY!