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CartoonLink
#1

Sat Feb 11, 2012 7:11 am

CartoonLink
Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
Kay, so I believe dogs lay eggs, and then puppies start coming out of the eggs after about four weeks.

When I was a kid, about three years old, my grandma's dog was outside and was about to have puppies, and while the dog was sitting down, it sat up and walked away, and there laid an egg. I waited for awhile until that egg hatched, but it didn't, so I ran inside to get some juice. I came back, the egg was broken, and there were a few puppies running around with the mother dog.

So I believe the rumours are true, dogs DO lay eggs, and several dogs come out of one egg.

Crankeh
#2

Sat Feb 11, 2012 4:47 pm

Crankeh
Ice Kirby
Ice Kirby
You're on shit. Dogs don't have the mentality to even lay eggs, Spartoonlink.

CartoonLink
#3

Sat Feb 11, 2012 4:52 pm

CartoonLink
Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
That isn't what your girlfriend said. OOOOOOHHHHHH BUUUUUUUUUURN!

(means ur gf is a dog)

Crankeh
#4

Sat Feb 11, 2012 4:52 pm

Crankeh
Ice Kirby
Ice Kirby
Actually, my girlfriend is a cat.

CartoonLink
#5

Sat Feb 11, 2012 4:54 pm

CartoonLink
Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
If I were to intend for Jacobnendo to simply raise the bar, in terms of game experience, how would you react?

Smash
#6

Sat Feb 11, 2012 4:57 pm

Smash
Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
I would whip everyone within a 500 ft radius.

Crankeh
#7

Sat Feb 11, 2012 4:57 pm

Crankeh
Ice Kirby
Ice Kirby
cl get ur dido checked it loks outa pace

CartoonLink
#8

Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:02 pm

CartoonLink
Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
Spanky, I will crack your ass up the bench.

Crankeh
#9

Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:06 pm

Crankeh
Ice Kirby
Ice Kirby
bt ym as si senstive

CartoonLink
#10

Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:07 pm

CartoonLink
Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
My penis exploits juices every 1,000 years. If the current population is unknown, how will the Earth ever figure out current dynamics?

Crankeh
#11

Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:08 pm

Crankeh
Ice Kirby
Ice Kirby
By repopulating it's self by having sex with the Moon.

CartoonLink
#12

Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:09 pm

CartoonLink
Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
Moon ejaculation cream is blue cheese.

Crankeh
#13

Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:12 pm

Crankeh
Ice Kirby
Ice Kirby
Then the Earth is going to be made of Blue cheese and we can eat it.

CartoonLink
#14

Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:12 pm

CartoonLink
Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
Blue cheese does not taste like donuts. But they do serve good pancakes at the buffet.

Crankeh
#15

Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:13 pm

Crankeh
Ice Kirby
Ice Kirby
Pancakes are made out of shit, you know.

CartoonLink
#16

Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:14 pm

CartoonLink
Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
Shit does not come from Moose, you Inuit.

Smash
#17

Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:15 pm

Smash
Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
I'm still whiping people.

Crankeh
#18

Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:15 pm

Crankeh
Ice Kirby
Ice Kirby
Shit comes from dogs.

CartoonLink
#19

Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:16 pm

CartoonLink
Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
Milking the prostate is anally induced to ejaculation.

Crankeh
#20

Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:16 pm

Crankeh
Ice Kirby
Ice Kirby
1+1=2.

CartoonLink
#21

Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:18 pm

CartoonLink
Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
Kittens come from mice and mice are evolutions of reindeer.

Crankeh
#22

Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:20 pm

Crankeh
Ice Kirby
Ice Kirby
My favorite pie flavor is Shitberry.

CartoonLink
#23

Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:21 pm

CartoonLink
Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
My nutsack is itchy.

Crankeh
#24

Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:23 pm

Crankeh
Ice Kirby
Ice Kirby
I like shit.

CartoonLink
#25

Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:24 pm

CartoonLink
Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
You spin my head right round, because karaoke doesn't do the trick.

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