"This is but one of the legends of which the people speak..." -Leonardo DiCaprio.
"This is a tale that you humans have passed down through generations..." -Christian Bale.
After joining grade ten ELA, who knew what was to become of thy. My teacher had informed us about reading le book entitled Romeo & Juliet.
After achieving the book from it's resting place, it was a tragic failure of a book that tried to aim for the teenage market. With bland writing, to strangely coincidental typos, this book / play hit the sweet spot in every bone of my body, and that includes when the penis get's a bone inside of it.
Story: 9.1/10
Legends has it that the werewolves known as the Montegues had to stay off of the vampires (Capulet's) lands. After much blood was shed and hatred unmatched, this is the story of Romeo and Juliet.
The story is about Romeo falling inlove, then he gets high and goes to a party. He meets Juliet, they fall inlove, and so on. But when Juliet takes a mean vile as if she was to die, thy Romeo finds her in the altar at St. Jeans Church and mistakes her for le death. He then takes a poison and he dies. Then Juliet commits suicide. The two families join together and begin endless feasts for many centuries to come.
Acting: 8.6/10
The acting is insanely good, with a few minor flaws as when a scene is rushed such as ly Juliet getting out of the tub in less than three seconds. Leonardo DiCaprio plays Romeo and he is one sexy beast, I would tap dat. Claire Belmont plays Juliet, while not big breasts on her, she has a tight bum.
Writing: 2.4/10
The main problem with this book / play, or movie in general is the writing. My teacher says the writing is "beautiful", while I say it's terrible. I ask him why it isn't just normal English, and he says it's "old English". I called it terrible, he said it's not terrible. Then I asked him THEN WHY DID THEY CHANGE IT LOL!!!! The writing is awful, it's worse than Zero Wing.
Localization: 7.7/10
I think the Japanese people who wrote this book in the manga style needed a bit more work with their translation.
The Verdict: 10/10
This movie was downright beautiful. I have never cried myself to sleep while masturbating. If there is one true beauty in the world, it would be Juliet.
"This is a tale that you humans have passed down through generations..." -Christian Bale.
After joining grade ten ELA, who knew what was to become of thy. My teacher had informed us about reading le book entitled Romeo & Juliet.
After achieving the book from it's resting place, it was a tragic failure of a book that tried to aim for the teenage market. With bland writing, to strangely coincidental typos, this book / play hit the sweet spot in every bone of my body, and that includes when the penis get's a bone inside of it.
Story: 9.1/10
Legends has it that the werewolves known as the Montegues had to stay off of the vampires (Capulet's) lands. After much blood was shed and hatred unmatched, this is the story of Romeo and Juliet.
The story is about Romeo falling inlove, then he gets high and goes to a party. He meets Juliet, they fall inlove, and so on. But when Juliet takes a mean vile as if she was to die, thy Romeo finds her in the altar at St. Jeans Church and mistakes her for le death. He then takes a poison and he dies. Then Juliet commits suicide. The two families join together and begin endless feasts for many centuries to come.
Acting: 8.6/10
The acting is insanely good, with a few minor flaws as when a scene is rushed such as ly Juliet getting out of the tub in less than three seconds. Leonardo DiCaprio plays Romeo and he is one sexy beast, I would tap dat. Claire Belmont plays Juliet, while not big breasts on her, she has a tight bum.
Writing: 2.4/10
The main problem with this book / play, or movie in general is the writing. My teacher says the writing is "beautiful", while I say it's terrible. I ask him why it isn't just normal English, and he says it's "old English". I called it terrible, he said it's not terrible. Then I asked him THEN WHY DID THEY CHANGE IT LOL!!!! The writing is awful, it's worse than Zero Wing.
Localization: 7.7/10
I think the Japanese people who wrote this book in the manga style needed a bit more work with their translation.
The Verdict: 10/10
This movie was downright beautiful. I have never cried myself to sleep while masturbating. If there is one true beauty in the world, it would be Juliet.
