Sexiest Gamer Award: [The sexiest person who games.] Well it's obviously Mama.
Most
Hardcore Gamer: [Person who doesn't take shit from anyone.] MWH, there
is not one game in the ultraverse that he hasn't beaten.
Shittiest Gamer: [Person who sucks ass at game information.] Joey because he does not know how to program a Cooking Mama game.
Funniest Gamer: [Person must be funny and represent Conker.] Zman because he's a funny guy.
Worst Gamer: [Person who likes the PS3 and CoD.] Gman because he doesn't like Zelda.
Strongest
Gamer: [Person who is stronger than everyone at games.] Sparkeh, he is
stronger than everyone on the site, he lifts OVER 9000+ pound weights.
Longest Gamer: [Person who played games the longest.] Mama for being old as shit.
Smash Award (Most like me) Panchi for his insane personality.
Otaku Award (Biggest anime fan) Tie between me and Sean. Sean likes a lot of anime I like. And I can't just give the award to me.
Team Fortress 3 Award (Person on Steam the most) Giving it to Zman
Mah Bestest Friend Award (One who shares the most interests with me) MWH just for the sake of using Lunar Magic
Smash's Enemy (One who's pissed me off the most) Dooba. His failtrolling was getting annoying.
Differency Award (One with the least shared interests) Zman cause he's a brony who hates Touhou (I don't hate bronies. I'm just not one)
Giygas Award (The one who's the most inexplicaple) Hands down Joey.
Biased Maggot Award Zman. Must I explain the reason?
Most dedicated Touhou newcomer (Shortly before Ten Desires came out, Three of us became Touhou supporters) Me because of those three, I talk about it the most.
Degeso Award (For Ika spamming) Gayman, hands down.
Best Mama [Mama's best friend. Acts like a Mama, but is not a Mama.] Sparky. He is almost as annoying as I am.
Anti Mama [The one who pissed Mama off the most.] Spammer Roshi.
Spamma Mama [Regular spammer. Leaves a lot of stuff for Mama and her slaves to clean up.] Cocotroid. Though I never clean up his shit.
Mama's Epickest [For those who Mama finds epick. No more explanation.] Panchi. Consecutive winrar. I still like you the most
Mama's Suckup [People who suck up a lot, but are not annoying. Suckups are kewl. They make good slaves.] Half arsed pick, but it's Cranky. Despite his recent absence, he is working his way towards the suckup kingdom.
Mama's Slave [The one who obeys Mama's commands the most.] Mama's Fave Noob [The new person which Mama enjoys seeing] Bzilla. He's the sexiest.
Teh Ghost Award [
The Easiest Person to troll. Not because you hate them, but because you love 'em :3] linkodude. Who else?
The best Brony Award [
The biggest brony on TND] Linko, of course. I heard his favorite is a tie between Rarity and Dr. Whooves.
The failtroll Award [
The person that tries to troll and fails horribly at it] dooba. Do I need to explain?
The Gaben Award [
The Person who delays things for a long time] zman. Because of Hurt n' Heal 5.
The Jeff Probst Award [
The biggest boss on the forum and in the chatbox] Skochko. No one can be more bawss. sorry zman.
Most likely to be beaten by my bear hands - Smash
Not-Mama award (Person who reminds me of Mama but isn't Mama) - Linko
Fuckshit Avenue award (Person so fresh you can suck their nuts) - Sparky
Steppin' on the Beach (Person who posts lol-worthy videos) - Ken
Maggot award (The most maggot-like) - Zman
Not-Not-Mama award (For Mama only) - Mama
Most Undeserving of this Award award (Self-explanatory) - Joe
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF (UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU) - CL
Wanker award (Literally or metaphorically, however you want to see it) - Sean
Like a Boss award (Da boss) - Zman
Nigger Award
[nigger who is mad]: Sean, he is very angry and a nigger.
Most like CL award
[person who plays same game as CL]: MWH. He plays all best games.
Biggest Penis award
[person with biggest dick]: Pik, his shlong is eighty feet long.
Smallest Penis award
[person with smallest dick]: Sean, lol, that was disappointing.
Tightest Vagina
[person with tightest vagina]: Smash. He's pretty tight.Cutest couple award: Zman and Tara. I hope all the best to you two in the future and all that bullshit.
KABEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWM Award (boom)- Consome. You blew up a lot of shizz in our Minecraft servers over these past few months.
Shocking Award (for the most electrifying person) - Sparky
All around award (most well rounded person) - Sean
I'm different... award (Person with the most "controversial" opinions) - Zman
Sirness award (Need I say more?) - Gayman
Not being a pony fucker award: Zenpod
Fire Award [The on who uses fire] Zman. He was King of Fire that ruined Sean's MC server
Capitalization Award [For capitalizing ALL his word] Roshi, for never capitalizing his words.
Self-Centered Award [The one who thinks too highly of himself] Mama, simple.
Fail Award [The one who fails often] Joe, need I say more.
Uniqueness Award: Consome, he's very funny and just overall a person with their own sense of life. <3
Buttfuck Award: Mama, he taught me what a hymen was.
Chill Award: Gman, he's always around and you literally CANNOT piss him off, no matter what.
Funny Mad Award: Zman, he's funny as shit, but you know he's mad when he tells someone to shut up.
Touhou Award: Pik and MWH, because of Golden Sun.
Totally Depraved Evil Insidious Award (The Evillest person on the forum) Cocotroid, you've won this. Keep up the trolling.
Soopah Mama Award (The most amazing mama) There, you get an award Skoch.
HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA Award (The most Extroverted person) Panchi. He seems to speak whatever's on his mind.
Best Brony Me (Charmew)
Lewd Licker - Salv.
Nickname Guy - MWH. Look at the names he's made. Kip. Bson. Kerp. It goes on man
Abunai Brothers - Pik and MWH. We've been through so much together. Forever we'll stand together.
Most Raeg This Year - Zman. Those several incidents where SHE was mentioned, along with Sean's bloody picture blackmail. Good..and yet stormy...times
Lava's Lover - Zman. Eat your heart out Tara (banned)
Tumblr Buddy - Pik. Who joined much later after me and has about twice as many followers. /pro
Chat Reviver - Mama. He brings the chat to life when it's often cold and dead.
Minecraft's Armageddon - Me. Anyone want to dare disagree?
Idiot Award (Person who was the friendliest to me) Sparky
Smart Award (Person who hates me the most) Mama :3
Biggest Zelda Fan Award [person who is fan of Zelda]: CartoonLink
Biggest Mario Fan Award [person who sucks at Zelda]: Joey
The Cooking Mama [person who cooks and is a Mama]: Mama
Walbert Award [person who is good at Super Smash Bros]: Sparkeh
Pikmin Fan Award [biggest fan of Pikmin]: Zman
Noob award [noob award]: Smash, for thinking Dooba is a better troll than me.Biggest Zelda Fan Award [person who is fan of Zelda]: CartoonLink
Biggest Mario Fan Award [person who sucks at Zelda]: Joey
The Cooking Mama [person who cooks and is a Mama]: Mama
Walbert Award [person who is good at Super Smash Bros]: Sparkeh
Pikmin Fan Award [biggest fan of Pikmin]: Zman
Noob award [noob award]: Smash, for thinking Dooba is a better troll than me.
He-Man Award (Self explanitory) Panchi for bringing the HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA video to TND
The Chat Room Protector Award (For the person who spends the most time in the chatbox) Joe, must I explain why?
Gayness Award (For being the biggest Gayman. Only Gayman can win this.) Gayman
Me Gusta Award (For the biggest disturbance on the forum) CL for the Pokemon fanfic
FUCK YOU MAMA