Skyrim has just come out, and is it as beautiful as people say? Or is it just another overrated pile of donkey shit like Call of Duty? Here you will find out.
Graphics: 4/10
Seriously, what the fuck Bethesda. Never have I wanted to puke by looking at a game, it looks worse than CoD. It's far too dark, and it's bland and pale. It is disgusting. What should be a tropical rainforest looks like a bland, muddy piece of raccoon puke.
Gameplay: -5/10
Bethesda once again tried too hard. The amazing gameplay of Oblivion was dropped for a simpler version, but the challenge is virtually rammed into the ground. There is no challenge to it!
Music: 1/10
The music is so fucking terrible. I'd rather listen to Baby by Justin Bieber than this shit. The trailer music is a prime example of how shitty it is.
Verdict: BAD
This game was a huge disappointment, a big disgrace to the gaming industry.
- Bad Gameplay
- Ugly Graphics
- Awful Music
+ Easy to sell
Overall: 1.6/10
