Because I felt like it. I left comments in red. Every time time Portal 2 gets mentioned, I say lemons.

Game Of the Year
Batman: Arkham City (Warner Bros Interactive / Rocksteady Studios)
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (Bethesda Softworks / Bethesda Game Studios) (NO go away you damned Skyrim)
The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword (Nintendo)
Portal 2 (Valve) (LEMONS)
Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception (Sony Computer Entertainment / Naughty Dog)

Studio Of the Year (All of these guys released like 1 game this year...)
Bethesda Game Studios
Naughty Dog
Rocksteady Studios
Valve (LEMONS)

Best Xbox 360 Game (Multiplatform games need their own category pl0x)
Batman: Arkham City (Warner Bros Interactive / Rocksteady Studios)
Forza Motorsport 4 (Microsoft Studios / Turn 10 Studios)
Gears Of War 3 (Microsoft Studios / Epic Games)
Portal 2 (Valve) (LEMONS)

Best PS3 Game
Infamous 2 (Sony Computer Entertainment / Sucker Punch) (This better win)
Killzone 3 (Sony Computer Entertainment / Guerrilla Games)
LittleBigPlanet 2 (Sony Computer Entertainment / Media Molecule)
Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception (Sony Computer Entertainment / Naughty Dog)

Best Wii Game
Disney's Epic Mickey (Disney Interactive Studios / Junction Point Studios)
Kirby's Return To Dream Land (Nintendo / Hal Laboratory) (Kirby is about 20x better than Zelda)
Lost In Shadow (Hudson Entertainment)
The Legend Of Zelda: Skyward Sword (Nintendo)

Best PC Game (Notice: lack of MW3 for all "Best ___ Game")
Battlefield 3(Electronic Arts / DICE)
Minecraft (Mojang)
The Witcher 2: Assassins Of Kings (Atari / CD Projekt)
Portal 2 (Valve) (LEMONS)

Best Handheld/Moibile Game (No crappy iPhone games must win!!!)
Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective (Capcom)
Infinity Blade (Epic Games / Chair Entertainment)
Super Mario 3D Land (Nintendo)
Jetpack Joyride (Halfbrick Studios)

Best Shooter (Ohai MW3)
Battlefield 3 (Electronic Arts / DICE)
Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 (Activision / Infinity Ward / Sledgehammer Games)
Gears Of War 3 (Microsoft Studios / Epic Games)
Rage (Bethesda Softworks / Id Software)

Best Action/Adventure Game
Assassin's Creed: Revelations (Ubisoft / Ubisoft Montreal / Ubisoft Annecy)
Batman: Arkham City (Warner Bros Interactive / Rocksteady Studios)
The Legend Of Zelda: Skyward Sword (Nintendo)
Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception (Sony Computer Entertainment / Naughty Dog)

Best RPG
Dark Souls (Namco Bandai / From Software)
Deus Ex: Human Revolution (Square Enix / Eidos Studios – Montreal)
Dragon Age Ii (Electronic Arts / Bioware)
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (Bethesda Softworks / Bethesda Game Studios) (GTFO)

Best Multi-Player Game (Pretty much the same as "Best Shooter", but Portal 2 replaces Rage...)
Battlefield 3 (Electronic Arts / DICE)
Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 (Activision / Infinity Ward / Sledgehammer Games)
Gears Of War 3 (Microsoft Studios / Epic Games)
Portal 2 (Valve) (LEMONS)

Best Individual Sports Game
Fight Night Champion (EA Sports / EA Canada)
Tiger Woods Pga Tour 12: The Masters (EA Sports / EA Tiburon)
Top Spin 4 (2K Sports / 2K Czech)
Virtua Tennis 4 (Sega)

Best Team Sports Game
FIFA Soccer 12 (EA Sports / EA Canada)
NBA 2K12 (2K Sports / Visual Concepts)
NHL 12 (EA Sports / EA Canada)
MLB '11: The Show (Sony Computer Entertainment / SCE Studios San Diego)

Best Driving Game
Dirt 3 (Codemasters)
Driver: San Francisco (Ubisoft / Ubisoft Reflections)
Forza Motorsport 4 (Microsoft Studios / Turn 10 Studios)
Need For Speed: The Run (Electronic Arts / EA Black Box)

Best Fighting Game
The King Of Fighters XIII (Atlus / Snk Playmore)
Marvel Vs. Capcom 3: Fate Of Two Worlds (Capcom)
Mortal Kombat (Warner Bros. Interactive / Netherrealm Studios)
WWE All Stars (THQ / THQ San Diego) (Should this count?)

Best Motion Game
Child Of Eden (Ubisoft / Q Entertainment)
Dance Central 2 (Microsoft Studios / Harmonix)
The Legend Of Zelda: Skyward Sword (Nintendo)
The Gunstringer (Microsoft Studios / Twisted Pixel)

Best Independent Game
Bastion (Supergiant Games)
Minecraft (Mojang)
Superbrothers: Sword And Sworcery EP (Capybara Games)
The Binding Of Isaac (Edmund Mcmillen)

Best Adapted Video Game
Back To The Future: The Game (Telltale Games)
Batman: Arkham City (Warner Bros Interactive / Rocksteady Studios)
Captain America: Super Soldier (Sega / Next Level Games) (lolwut)
Lego Star Wars Iii: The Clone Wars (Lucasarts / Traveller's Tales)

Best Song In A Game
"Build That Wall (Zia’s Theme)” By Darren Korb - Bastion
"Exile Vilify" By The National - Portal 2 (LEMONS)
“I'm Not Calling You A Liar” By Florence + The Machine - Dragon Age II
"Setting Sail, Coming Home (End Theme)" By Darren Korb - Bastion
"Want You Gone" By Jonathan Coulton - Portal 2 (LEMONS)

Best Original Score (Where the hell is Sonic Generations? Maggots)
Bastion (Warner Bros. Interactive / Supergiant Games)
Batman: Arkham City (Warner Bros Interactive / Rocksteady Studios)
Deus Ex: Human Revolution (Square Enix / Eidos Studios – Montreal)
Portal 2 (Valve) (LEMONS)

Best Graphics (RAYMAN ORIGINS????)
Batman: Arkham City (Warner Bros Interactive / Rocksteady Studios)
LA Noire (Rockstar Games / Team Bondi)
Rage (Bethesda Softworks / Id Software)
Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception (Sony Computer Entertainment / Naughty Dog)

Best Performance By A Human Male (Needs more Link. Amazing voice acting, he has.)
J.K. Simmons as Cave Johnson - Portal 2 (“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”)
Mark Hamill as The Joker - Batman: Arkham City
Nolan North as Nathan Drake - Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception
Stephen Merchant as Wheatley - Portal 2 (LEMONS)

Best Performance By A Human Female
Claudia Black as Chloe Frazer - Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception
Ellen Mclain as GladOS- Portal 2 (LEMONS)
Emily Rose as Elena Fisher - Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception
Tara Strong as Harley Quinn - Batman: Arkham City (PICK HER, she voices Twilight Sparkle!)

Best Downloadable Game
Bastion (Warner Bros. Interactive / Supergiant Games)
Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet (Microsoft Studios / Fuelcell Games)
Stacking (THQ / Double Fine)
Trenched (Microsoft Studios / Double Fine)

Best DLC
Fallout: New Vegas – Old World Blues (Bethesda Softworks / Obsidian)
Mass Effect 2: Arrival (Electronic Arts / Bioware) (Didn't that suck?)
Mortal Kombat: Freddy Krueger (Warner Bros. Interactive / Netherrealm Studios)
Portal 2 Peer Review (Valve) (LEMONS)

Needs more Portal 2.

Awwwww yeeeeeeeah. Mortal Kombat was nominated. But where's Rayman Origins? I expected it to be in the "Best Graphics" category, just look at it.

I'm still wondering why there should even be Sports categories...

Harley Quinn and the Joker are gonna win most likely.
And SS. Deserves game of the year.
NOW

LEMONS. NAO!