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CartoonLink
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on Mon Aug 01, 2011 2:13 pm

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Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
k so it starts out with ash ketchum being awake all night XD because his mother was in the other room with her new "boyfriend" XD and with the amount of screaming she did XD ash thought she was crying about the death of his porkemon Pijjey XD

so ash he decides to do something about it and walks in on his mom and rowly jefferson XD so then he goes into a comatose state XD then a few months later after hes out of a coma he finds out his mom is dead XD so he decides to find the seven dragon balls to revive her XD

heres chaptur 1

Ash's Mom: Oh, do me from behind! YES, YES!!! LIKE THAT HONEY.
Guy: Oh, spank my hairy ass!
Ash: What the hell is going on in there?
Guy: I JUST CAME!!!
Ash: No shit you came over...

Two hours later

Ash's Mom: That was the best session I've ever had!
Ash: MOM!!! What type of session was it?
Ash's Mom: Oh honey, it was a dance session!
Ash: Oh, can I come in too watch?
Ash's Mom: NO, ASH DON'T!!!!

Ash walks in.

Ash: WHAT THE **** IS THAT GIGANTIC ASS DOODLE DOING ON THAT GUY?!
Ash's Mom: Ash, that's his doodle.
Ash: How come mine isn't anything like that?
Ash's Mom: Oh Ash, you're only ten!
Ash: Oh, well WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING TO YOUR BEHIND!
Ash's Mom: OH, OH, OH, OH, YES, YES, YES!!! He's making me quack!

Ash faints.
Ash wakes up in the hospital a week later.

Ash's Mom: Oh, my dear beloved boy, you're awake!
Ash: Mom, what happened?
Ash's Mom: You fell down the stairs.
Ash: Oh.
Ash's Mom: I'll be back in a month or two, hehehe.
Ash: Okay, bye mom!

Ash's Mom leaves to go get laid.

Ash awakes three months later, and is out of a coma.
Ash answers his phone.

Ash: Hello?
Dr. ChOak: Hello Ashton, your mother is dead.
Ash: Huh?!
Dr. ChOak: She died of psnuemaonly fsihcu. A rare and fatal sexually transmitted infection.
Ash: Is there any way I can revive her?
Dr. ChOak: Yes, you must find the seven dragon balls and defeat the almighty being!
Ash: I'LL DO IT!

end of chapter

wut do yoru guys think?

dooba
#2

on Mon Aug 01, 2011 3:07 pm


Bulbmin
Bulbmin
pig didnt read pig

Hydrocannon2727
#3

on Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:42 am

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Zoroark
Zoroark
That is some hawt secks right thar.

Kaz
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on Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:53 am

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Administrator
Administrator
lol'd at dooba


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CartoonLink
#5

on Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:38 pm

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Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
Mr. GayManWatch wrote:lol'd at dooba

my ass is in yoru mouthax.

Ticky Ticky. ty
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on Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:51 pm

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Mimiga
Mimiga
k

Logan
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on Tue Aug 02, 2011 2:10 pm

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Olimar
Olimar
You're fucking hilarious!

http://www.happykatana.wordpress.com
Linkodude43
#8

on Tue Aug 02, 2011 2:44 pm

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Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
Post it on fanfiction.net! NAO!

http://www.youtube.com/user/linkodude43
Logan
#9

on Wed Aug 03, 2011 5:08 am

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Olimar
Olimar
Dude, I need some more fan fiction!

http://www.happykatana.wordpress.com
Smash
#10

on Wed Aug 03, 2011 2:44 pm

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Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
Great first chapter =3

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MMM10
#11

on Wed Aug 03, 2011 3:32 pm

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Balrog
Balrog
The bad kind of pokiemon revealed!

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roshipower
#12

on Wed Aug 03, 2011 3:54 pm

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Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
^no the best kind revealed

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CartoonLink
#13

on Sun Aug 07, 2011 11:07 am

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Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
The second chapter is coming soon. The battles in this game are intense and gory, so beware.

Logan
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on Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:52 am

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Olimar
Olimar
Please do it soon! I want to see the second chapter.

http://www.happykatana.wordpress.com
CartoonLink
#15

on Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:02 am

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Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
Ash is walking from Pallet Town to Professor Hymen's laboratory.

Ash: Good day.
Hymen: OMGAWSH, IS ASH.
Ash: Can I get a Porkemon pl0x?
Hymen: OYUSSIRE!
Ash: What the fuck are you saying?
Hymen: HEY YONODUNSWORE INMUHPLACE.
Ash: I'll just take that- OMFG, IS THAT A PIKMINTENDO-ACHU?
Hymen: WAYYUSITAWS.
Ash: Shut the fuck up bitch.

Ash takes the Pik-achu. XD
Ash leaves Pallet Town to go to Viridian City where the first Dragon Ball lies.
Ash talks to an old man on the trail.

Ash: What's that person staring at?
Old Man: He is waiting for a trainer to walk by.
Ash: Why?
Old Man: To have a Pokemon battle.
Ash: Oh.

Ash walks up to the person, pokes them, they do nothing, then he walks past.

Trainer: You looked at me funny! Let's battle!

BATTLE BEGINS.

Ash: NO, I'm not battling you.

BATTLE ENDS.

Ash tries to walk by.

Trainer: You look like a trainer! Let's battle!
Ash: FUCK OFF!
Trainer: You used verbal obscenities! Let's battle!
Ash: Oh, fuck sakes, fine.

BATTLE BEGINS.

Ash sends out Pik-achu.
Trainer sends out Sy-duck. (XD get it?)

Ash uses scratch.
Pik-achu took it's fist and shoved it down Sy-ducks throat, making Sy-duck beg for mercy, delivering a big swipe to the head, and then headbutting Sy in the nose to cause blood spit out from everywhere.

CRITICAL HIT!

Trainer uses slap.

Sy-duck runs up towards Pik, takes it's hand, slaps it across the face, and then plants it's beak around Pik's head causing him to sufficate.

It's not very effective.

Ash uses thunderbolt.

Pik-achu takes it's tail, attracts lightning, and then sends it towards Sy, Sy explodes, with blood raining down from the air.

Trainer: NOOOOOOOO! SY-DUCK! I FUCKING HATE YOU, ASH KETCHUM! I WANT YOU DEAD FOR KILLING MY SY-DUCK!
Ash: I beat you, so give me $2683
Trainer: FINE, HERE YOU GO!
Ash: Bye! Very Happy
Trainer: Can I get your number so we can battle sometime?

End of chapter 2.

RandomConsomePanchi
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on Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:04 am

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Moderator
Moderator
Where the bloody el is Gary Mother*************** Oak?


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CartoonLink
#17

on Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:04 am

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Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
Thanks for spoiling who the trainer was. >Sad

Logan
#18

on Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:13 am

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Olimar
Olimar
That was amazing!

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RandomConsomePanchi
#19

on Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:06 am

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Moderator
Moderator
Im so sorry. :<


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MasterKirby101
#20

on Sat Aug 13, 2011 4:02 pm

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Deku Scrub
Deku Scrub
Lmao..Ash, never watch porn after you saw that

Logan
#21

on Fri Aug 19, 2011 10:34 am

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Olimar
Olimar
I can't wait for the 3rd chapter. This is by far the best fan fiction ever.

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CartoonLink
#22

on Sat Aug 20, 2011 7:11 am

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Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
Very grateful for your support, Logan. It is easily the greatest fan fiction ever.

Logan
#23

on Sat Aug 20, 2011 9:36 am

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Olimar
Olimar
That's true. Nothing even compares.

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Sacter
#24

on Sat Aug 20, 2011 10:25 am

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Yoshi Egg
Yoshi Egg
Never have I seen a fan fic so professionaly written and close to show! I am eagerly awaiting chapter 3!

Linkodude43
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on Sat Aug 20, 2011 10:37 am

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Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
This fanfiction is really getting good :O After the 2nd chapter Razz

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