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CartoonLink
#1

on Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:13 am


Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
k so it starts out with ash ketchum being awake all night XD because his mother was in the other room with her new "boyfriend" XD and with the amount of screaming she did XD ash thought she was crying about the death of his porkemon Pijjey XD

so ash he decides to do something about it and walks in on his mom and rowly jefferson XD so then he goes into a comatose state XD then a few months later after hes out of a coma he finds out his mom is dead XD so he decides to find the seven dragon balls to revive her XD

heres chaptur 1

Ash's Mom: Oh, do me from behind! YES, YES!!! LIKE THAT HONEY.
Guy: Oh, spank my hairy ass!
Ash: What the hell is going on in there?
Guy: I JUST CAME!!!
Ash: No shit you came over...

Two hours later

Ash's Mom: That was the best session I've ever had!
Ash: MOM!!! What type of session was it?
Ash's Mom: Oh honey, it was a dance session!
Ash: Oh, can I come in too watch?
Ash's Mom: NO, ASH DON'T!!!!

Ash walks in.

Ash: WHAT THE **** IS THAT GIGANTIC ASS DOODLE DOING ON THAT GUY?!
Ash's Mom: Ash, that's his doodle.
Ash: How come mine isn't anything like that?
Ash's Mom: Oh Ash, you're only ten!
Ash: Oh, well WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING TO YOUR BEHIND!
Ash's Mom: OH, OH, OH, OH, YES, YES, YES!!! He's making me quack!

Ash faints.
Ash wakes up in the hospital a week later.

Ash's Mom: Oh, my dear beloved boy, you're awake!
Ash: Mom, what happened?
Ash's Mom: You fell down the stairs.
Ash: Oh.
Ash's Mom: I'll be back in a month or two, hehehe.
Ash: Okay, bye mom!

Ash's Mom leaves to go get laid.

Ash awakes three months later, and is out of a coma.
Ash answers his phone.

Ash: Hello?
Dr. ChOak: Hello Ashton, your mother is dead.
Ash: Huh?!
Dr. ChOak: She died of psnuemaonly fsihcu. A rare and fatal sexually transmitted infection.
Ash: Is there any way I can revive her?
Dr. ChOak: Yes, you must find the seven dragon balls and defeat the almighty being!
Ash: I'LL DO IT!

end of chapter

wut do yoru guys think?

dooba
#2

on Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:07 am


Bulbmin
Bulbmin
pig didnt read pig

Hydrocannon2727
#3

on Wed Aug 03, 2011 4:42 am


Zoroark
Zoroark
That is some hawt secks right thar.

GmanSir
#4

on Wed Aug 03, 2011 6:53 am


Administrator
Administrator
lol'd at dooba


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CartoonLink
#5

on Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:38 am


Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
Mr. GayManWatch wrote:lol'd at dooba

my ass is in yoru mouthax.

Ticky Ticky. ty
#6

on Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:51 am


Mimiga
Mimiga
k

Logan
#7

on Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:10 am


Olimar
Olimar
You're fucking hilarious!

http://www.happykatana.wordpress.com
Linkodude43
#8

on Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:44 am


Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
Post it on fanfiction.net! NAO!

http://www.youtube.com/user/linkodude43
Logan
#9

on Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:08 am


Olimar
Olimar
Dude, I need some more fan fiction!

http://www.happykatana.wordpress.com
Smash
#10

on Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:44 am


Zekrom & Reshiram
Zekrom & Reshiram
Great first chapter =3

http://www.smashteamproductions.webs.com

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