Alright, so hey guys, Tiffaby here. I'm not black, just got a black name. LOL HAHA LMAO XD. Anyways, my boyfriend David has been quite sad. He's told me he doesn't feel comfortable with me anymore, that our relationship is too much. He says that "we're too family" whatever the sh#t that means. My aunt says that I'm not allowed in the house to visit David (David is her son). So I'm over here and crying. I don't want to be fat again like I was in Kindergartin and I certainly as hell don't want to go through the Obese phase. What I mean by obese phase is that I continously eat and eat. I'm in the 5th grade and I don't need no drama like that under my skin. In Kindergartin I weighed a whopping 80 pounds because of the Obese phase. It's terrible, you eat all day, you cry, and you just play with your fat flabs, seriously. I remember sitting in a corner, curled, and licking my flabs. But that's because the shower in the chiffarobe was broken, but that's no big deal, I still cleaned up pretty good. Then the 2nd phase is even worse. Your fat flabs start to protrude and grow underling hair, I had to shave every week because of that. David was unattracted to me when I was in 2nd grade, but that's probably because he was in high school. Now that he's in college and I'm a woman going to middle school, he feels more comfortable, but once again my aunt doesn't. David says I have a nice rack. So I can't go to my aunt's house or anything, what do I do? I need help you guys. He can't come to mine because my Pa says what I'm doing is considered insects, and I have no idea why he keeps calling me a bug.
A little history on me and David though, we've kissed, 5 times. I don't know what we did but this one day we took off our pants and he just knew what to do and it was a glorious night. I don't know what voodoo urban magic he did, but it sure worked wonders. What else? I'm in cheerleading, soccer and math club, I currently weight about 140. Um. I like ponytails. I'm homeschooled. I really have nothing else to say. Please help.
Since I forgot to add TBY, TBY made this, and MALR stfu.
A little history on me and David though, we've kissed, 5 times. I don't know what we did but this one day we took off our pants and he just knew what to do and it was a glorious night. I don't know what voodoo urban magic he did, but it sure worked wonders. What else? I'm in cheerleading, soccer and math club, I currently weight about 140. Um. I like ponytails. I'm homeschooled. I really have nothing else to say. Please help.
Since I forgot to add TBY, TBY made this, and MALR stfu.
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